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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here and a dressing gown, it's chilly tonight and you need to keep warm!

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By *r SteelhammerMan over a year ago

belfast

Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a note to excuse my absence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’m here

I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today.

I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one)

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here and a dressing gown, it's chilly tonight and you need to keep warm!"

Oooh, what colour? And is it fluffy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here

I've bought teacher an Apple.....mac, complete with preloaded messages from fabbers who are otherwise engaged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am here and what I have brought to impress the teacher is myself

My hotness is all that’s need to impress

I captivate a room when I walk in to it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher

Depends who needs to be taught a lesson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here and i bought a big salami

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im here n there n everywhere i am god i brought you life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not here.

I have dongnuts too

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Here but not on this thread.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence."

"Skidmarks" are not an illness. Report to the headmistresses office for appropriate punishment

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence."

...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

I don't like wine

D-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

I don't like wine

D-"

Rum?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here

I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today.

I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one)"

Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Half of us are here

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here

I've bought teacher an Apple.....mac, complete with preloaded messages from fabbers who are otherwise engaged

Are they all tied up? Do they need company?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep."

Typical man.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I am here and what I have brought to impress the teacher is myself

My hotness is all that’s need to impress

I captivate a room when I walk in to it

Excellent use of hotness. Saves on the gas bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence.

...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!

I’ll fake your signature for you if you do mine.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here and i bought a big salami"

Did you bring enough for everyone?

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

My boss says no internet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man. "

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Olov major here ..olov minor got his head stuck down the toilet

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m here

I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today.

I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one)

Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment "

I wouldn’t put us in the same room

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By *onglook83Man over a year ago

happy town

I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peanut butter marshmallow imperial herfewiezen and nachos.

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By *r SteelhammerMan over a year ago

belfast

"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher

Depends who needs to be taught a lesson

I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Im here n there n everywhere i am god i brought you life

Legendary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?"

Howay man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here and what I have brought to impress the teacher is myself

My hotness is all that’s need to impress

I captivate a room when I walk in to it

Excellent use of hotness. Saves on the gas bill

Thanks and yip it dose that

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one?

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man"

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

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By *onglook83Man over a year ago

happy town

"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one?

J x"

I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm not here.

I have dongnuts too "

Sad to hear you're not here. But leave the doughnuts

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By *M_RCouple over a year ago

Swinton

[Removed by poster at 14/10/22 19:18:53]

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Here and I’ll share my kebab

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

Here Miss ...bottle of Malbec and Chocolate

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but not on this thread."

Are you sure? If I think about this too much I fear I shall have an existential crisis

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence.

...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!

There's responsible adults here?!

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By *M_RCouple over a year ago

Swinton

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

Currently here but we’re now off to Leeds for a night of debauchery in Pandora’s!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS over a year ago

Chard

Here, miss.

I have allsorts.

Mainly liquorice.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

I don't like wine

D-

Rum?"

Tequila?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

I don't like wine

D-

Rum?

Tequila?

Oh no.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I'm AWOL....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you. "

You wouldn’t dare.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Half of us are here

Tg x"

Does that mean you're only half dressed? You'll be popular behind the bike sheds

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By *r SteelhammerMan over a year ago

belfast

"I have wine and I did have chips but I've eaten those.

I don't like wine

D-

Rum?

Tequila?

Oh no. "

Does dmf tequila work

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

Here miss.

I’m doing homework, soon. I shall send you pictures just after 8:30

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you.

You wouldn’t dare."

Oh I would.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep."

Snore and you'll feel my cane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you.

You wouldn’t dare.

Oh I would. "

Who would you send detailed diagrams of pegging positions to?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence.

...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!

I’ll fake your signature for you if you do mine.

Naughty naughty. Bend over..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you.

You wouldn’t dare.

Oh I would.

Who would you send detailed diagrams of pegging positions to?"

Dam it, I've not thought this through.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My boss says no internet

Seems there's no pants either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here but I’m extremely tired so I’ll probably fall asleep.

Typical man.

Is this you trying a geordie accent?

Howay man

I’m a little turned on. Also you’re now called Twitch

If that catches on I'm blocking you.

You wouldn’t dare.

Oh I would.

Who would you send detailed diagrams of pegging positions to?

Dam it, I've not thought this through. "

It’s ok Twitch. You’ve had wine. I’ll let you off

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Olov major here ..olov minor got his head stuck down the toilet

Good for him. There's no kink shaming in this class

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Here (but just for a bit!)

I've brought my incredible smile. (Please note, it's not actually incredible in any way).

Gbat

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm here miss!

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By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds....

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’ve got a note to excuse my absence.

...same, but do we need a responsible adult to have signed it?!

I’ll fake your signature for you if you do mine.

Deal ... they'll never know, right?!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here

I’ve got a note from my mom. I can’t do PE today.

I’ve brought a bag of doughnuts (missing one)

Did you lick the sprinklers off those doughnuts? Join MrKint for punishment

I wouldn’t put us in the same room

That's ok. I've got a camera in there. A teacher's salary doesn't go very far so I have to supplement it somehow

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By *r SteelhammerMan over a year ago

belfast

The second day I brought a new student she said she wants teaching a lesson with hot wax

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems"

Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills

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By *onglook83Man over a year ago

happy town

"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems

Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills "

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By *onglook83Man over a year ago

happy town

"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems

Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills "

Thanks, I roll them round on my tongue

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Peanut butter marshmallow imperial herfewiezen and nachos."

Sounds like you brought enough to watch a show. I better put on a good one now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for 2 mins .. then out again as I’m about to watch the latest Skinwalker Ranch episode … space aliens! Love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher

Depends who needs to be taught a lesson

I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table

I hope you enjoy the view of a thermal vest

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one?

J x"

Yay! Naked bobbing for apples is back on

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Half of us are here

Tg x

Does that mean you're only half dressed? You'll be popular behind the bike sheds

Whoo hoo! (And I may be

)

Tg x

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one?

J x

I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth "

You'll be popular

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By *r SteelhammerMan over a year ago

belfast

"Ok I'm not in wolves but who's being the teacher

Depends who needs to be taught a lesson

I was asking myself but no lessons need teaching I'm the rebel at the back of the class with a bottle of dmf perving on the teachers tits pretending I'm dumb so she leans over the table

I hope you enjoy the view of a thermal vest

As long as there is a hug involved I mean I suppose it would be a great winter wamer do I need my special sock too haha

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS over a year ago

Lanson

I'm here - dog ate my homework but I've brought Parma violets & a double dip!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here and I’ll share my kebab

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here,

Brought some vodka and irn-bru, anyone for a sneaky drink behind the bike shed?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss ...bottle of Malbec and Chocolate

Come sit next to me

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Here I brought my Irish charm

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

I'm here, I did have a bag of Jelly beans but I ate them on the way here, sorry

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By *onglook83Man over a year ago

happy town

"I’m here, T’s late. But I have 2 huge bags of home grown apples if anyone wants one?

J x

I’ll suck on anything you put in my mouth

You'll be popular

I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here .

I brought her back her knickers and her gold chain cause I’m a good boy .

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

Currently here but we’re now off to Leeds for a night of debauchery in Pandora’s! "

I authorise this school trip on educational grounds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I'm late miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, miss.

I have allsorts.

Mainly liquorice. "

We do enjoy all sorts around here

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm AWOL...."

Smacked botty time when I catch up with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if I'm not here, and sorry but I just ate the apple before I opened the thread..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm present. And I've got Jelly Babies

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting

...baby oil, or there's too many bubbles created

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

Here miss.

I’m doing homework, soon. I shall send you pictures just after 8:30

I like to see all the workings out

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here miss"

Don't presume where you come, I mean sit, young man

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting

...baby oil, or there's too many bubbles created

Oh that's even better!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude."

Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here (but just for a bit!)

I've brought my incredible smile. (Please note, it's not actually incredible in any way).

Gbat "

That's what happens when you look at my pictures. Completely understandable

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here miss!

Wonderful. Now peel me a grape

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds....

That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS over a year ago

Chard

"Here, miss.

I have allsorts.

Mainly liquorice.

We do enjoy all sorts around here

You will have to restrain Tina for a share, i have tasted here jelly babies and now she....

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The second day I brought a new student she said she wants teaching a lesson with hot wax

She's in the right place

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here and ready to chat with a packet of midget gems

Excellent. Good for practicing those sucking skills

Thanks, I roll them round on my tongue "

That's the PE lesson sorted

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By *ena AmourTV/TS over a year ago

Chard

"I'm present. And I've got Jelly Babies

"
swapsies??

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In for 2 mins .. then out again as I’m about to watch the latest Skinwalker Ranch episode … space aliens! Love it. "

That's hardly commitment to your education. See me in my office later

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm in and I have a tan from holiday,you can have some if we get close enough!!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz

I've actually got all the answers written on my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am here and I bring umbrellas

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here - dog ate my homework but I've brought Parma violets & a double dip!

I am fond of a double dip

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By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds....

That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely

You might find that threats of corporal punishment may not be as effective as you think....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here Mrs Shawed

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here,

Brought some vodka and irn-bru, anyone for a sneaky drink behind the bike shed?

There's a fair bit more going on behind that bike shed than mere drinking. Prepare yourself

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here I brought my Irish charm

Never heard it called that before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here, I did have a bag of Jelly beans but I ate them on the way here, sorry

Don't apologise, you'll have plenty of energy for the long day ahead

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here .

I brought her back her knickers and her gold chain cause I’m a good boy . "

I did wonder where my gold anal beads had gone

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I'm late miss

In that outfit all is forgiven.

Plus now we have a way to turn on the television

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By *agatoXXXMan over a year ago

Mordor

Here, but I need to see the nit nurse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late miss

In that outfit all is forgiven.

Plus now we have a way to turn on the television

Thank you, I can even do it with no hands

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting

Off to the playground with you. I believe it's play time

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

I’m here and I brought Lemon Puff Biscuits

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

"I'm here, I'm bringing twister and some fairy liquid to make it interesting

Off to the playground with you. I believe it's play time

Anytime you're ready, you know where to find me

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here! (Hear! Hear!)

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Present.

You can drive my dodgem car.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What if I'm not here, and sorry but I just ate the apple before I opened the thread..

But you are here. Unless I'm in a twilight world. And you can have a bite of my cherry if you're still hungry

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm present. And I've got Jelly Babies

Lovely. I do like having something to squish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here, miss!

I brought baby wipes today because it always gets messy in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz

I've actually got all the answers written on my arse

For my eyes only?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yo.

Well get in and sit down. Maybe take that thumb out your bum first or you'll be uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here and I bring umbrellas "

It’sa shower of shit in here!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate

How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm in and I have a tan from holiday,you can have some if we get close enough!!"

I always have one thanks. The sun does shine out of my arse after all

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By *ustBlissCouple over a year ago

Matlock

Here and I have brought the all the filth and kinks that I have. Would love to learn some new ones

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I am here and I bring umbrellas "

Are you expecting large amounts of liquid to start flying around?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ella and I are bunking off behind the bike sheds....

That's one hell of an education you're getting. I won't interfere. Unless you ask nicely

You might find that threats of corporal punishment may not be as effective as you think...."

I'm certain they will lead to exactly what I had hoped

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed"

Finally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here and I bring umbrellas

Are you expecting large amounts of liquid to start flying around? "

Yes.

It's going to get messy and stinky too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here, with a bubble bath and wine

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here"

You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude.

Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut"

Well, the Buddha would say that all life strives to be One. Thus, uncut, in remaining whole, is closer to the goal of Nirvana.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here

You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up

Only If you put your cucumber away

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, but I need to see the nit nurse."

That lady in the nurses uniform is always busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I'm late miss

In that outfit all is forgiven.

Plus now we have a way to turn on the television

Thank you, I can even do it with no hands

Mmmm. Multi-talented. You'll go far

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here and I brought Lemon Puff Biscuits

There's definitely room for you up front

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here! (Hear! Hear!) "

This isn't parliament. Keep the noise down - or the neighbours complain

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present.

You can drive my dodgem car.

LA"

Can I play with the gear stick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*"

I ran it over on the way, I think it’s dead…

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, miss!

I brought baby wipes today because it always gets messy in here.

Gold star for being so prepared.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present and accounted Mrs. Can you show me your tits I mean the workings for Q3 on the pop quiz

I've actually got all the answers written on my arse

For my eyes only?

You can use your hands too

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here and I have brought the all the filth and kinks that I have. Would love to learn some new ones

Try behind the bike sheds

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, with a bubble bath and wine

Is there room for two?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here, and I've brought a quill, parchment, sparkling ink, and a positive attitude.

Please write me a treatise on the difference between cut and uncut

Well, the Buddha would say that all life strives to be One. Thus, uncut, in remaining whole, is closer to the goal of Nirvana."

It's important to aim for the goal

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here

You seem to have forgotten your uniform. Come over here and I'll warm you up

Only If you put your cucumber away "

Away where?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate

How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds"

There's plenty for everyone

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*"

Is that my curly whurly?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

I ran it over on the way, I think it’s dead…"

Tuck it into your waistband next time. Less likely to drag on the floor that way

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

"
passion fruit??

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss, I've brought you a pomegranate

How thoughtful. I like a man who knows how to spread his seeds

There's plenty for everyone

There usually is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Seems pretty quiet around these parts tonight. So, let's take a register. Say here if you are.

Plus what have you brought to impress the teacher? Apples accepted, bananas preferred, but try to be more imaginative

passion fruit??"

Delicious

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…"

Does it need the kiss of life?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…

Does it need the kiss of life? "

And CPR … stand back everyone…

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…

Does it need the kiss of life?

And CPR … stand back everyone…"

Is it going to give me a shock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…

Does it need the kiss of life?

And CPR … stand back everyone…

Is it going to give me a shock?"

You know how people who drown always cough up a lungful when they are magically resuscitated? Kinda like that…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here!

I have a bottle of rum and some mint Matchmakers

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Shawed

Finally

I brought this: *flops it into the table*

Is that my curly whurly?

I guess it’s curled up. In the foetal position…twitching…

Does it need the kiss of life?

And CPR … stand back everyone…

Is it going to give me a shock?

You know how people who drown always cough up a lungful when they are magically resuscitated? Kinda like that…"

So you're saying I need to fast first. Thanks for the heads up, so to speak

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here!

I have a bottle of rum and some mint Matchmakers"

Yay, someone finally brought the sounding kit in. Biology lesson time everyone

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I'm here, and have bought my boobies with me..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many replies do you need for the thread to close again?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry Dan, you don't always get the last word

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good registration everyone

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