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over a year ago
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"They dont this is a myth created by reporters
They so do,  mine dont the try hide under my arse "
I think you've just created your new username. Longsack-Nutcrusher |
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket "
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there! "
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?" |
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?" "
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened "
you played "sink the bismarck" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They dont this is a myth created by reporters
They so do, mine dont the try hide under my arse
I think you've just created your new username. Longsack-Nutcrusher "
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck""
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived |
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck"
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived "
If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck"
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived
If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though "
Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on... |
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck"
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived
If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though
Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on... "
I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck"
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived
If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though
Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...
I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself "
You wish you had rose in your bath |
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"Not sure my balls do but my cock does. It took me by surprise one evening. Like Woah! I didn’t know it did that!
Like a todger life jacket
Totally or like the Mafia forgot to tie the body down tight before throwing it in the lake.
Just bloop bloop bloop! Hello there!
Do you say "hello chap, why are you so down?"
I was like “Hello there!” And he was all like “General Kenobi *cough cough cough”
I’d had a couple doobies at the time and can’t lie I did push him down and let him float back up,
Don’t judge me I found a new thing to do with my penis and had to see what happened
you played "sink the bismarck"
Sitting going, you sank my battleship!
Then
Bloop bloop bloop
It’s ok! It’s fine! Everyone has survived
If I could leave an Amazon review I’d have to say it’s more hours of fun than any rubber duckie or submarine though
Use the sponge for survivors to land on I mean float on...
I hope Rose from the Titanic isn’t on board she’ll be hogging the sponge for herself
You wish you had rose in your bath "
Not at all, she’d hog all the space and say sorry there’s not enough room for two of us!
I’m actually just glad my shower is fixed so I don’t have to deal with the distraction of a floating penis |
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