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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
OK, so I've blatantly stole this.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm fairly sure you can't steal this thread - it's public domain. |
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We will play but can’t play postie as we are on strike again 
Marc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games
Sorry, been done to death |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
I should have said... Happy to be postie too |
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I'm in and will play postie until 7.30  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not ! Let's play.....  |
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I’m happy to play postie. It is better to give than to receive after all.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah alright I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games
Sorry, been done to death "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In. Ask your Auntie Wendi if you need her to play Cilla  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds fun. I'm in |
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I’m in, more in hope than expectation |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Can you tell himandher2022500 that it's not too late to go on that glamping weekend they've always dreamed of going on. |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games
Sorry, been done to death "
Would have been easier to scroll on by but, thanks for the input  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell himandher2022500 that it's not too late to go on that glamping weekend they've always dreamed of going on."
Da fuq ? Hahahah who knows us........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games
Sorry, been done to death
Would have been easier to scroll on by but, thanks for the input "
Your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In, I think lol |
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Could you tell lemonbuttercream I'd like to cream her butt.. errr. |
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Would you be so kind as to let Nora know that I love, love, love her new lingerie pics and those gorgeous pins have me all a-quiver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean I'll play, don't think I've ever taken part lol x |
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"Would you be so kind as to let Nora know that I love, love, love her new lingerie pics and those gorgeous pins have me all a-quiver"
Aw thank you x |
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Can you tell Thumper OP, I want that body on mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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Oooo I’m im and happy to play postie for you sexy people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Please tell bellaseas that looking at her boobs once (ok, more than once)a day is the best use of the internet since Ray Tomlinson sent the first ever email. |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
New message for Bellaseas
We would love to play Milton Keynes away... |
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Go on then, has been a while - I'm in.
Happy to be postie too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in but can’t play postie! |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Jessica, I've a lovely couple asking if you'd like to go glamping with them? |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"I’m in but can’t play postie! "
Then you're out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If she really fancies me she'd call me for FFM |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Can you tell Bellaseas that even though she is in the list of the top fifty pairs of breasts in England, it's not too late to think about getting that free carriage clock when she signs up to the AXA over 40s plan.
Reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in but can’t play postie!
Then you're out "
Meanie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Bellaseas that even though she is in the list of the top fifty pairs of breasts in England, it's not too late to think about getting that free carriage clock when she signs up to the AXA over 40s plan.
Reply."
I'm only interested in the free Parker pen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Bellaseas that even though she is in the list of the top fifty pairs of breasts in England, it's not too late to think about getting that free carriage clock when she signs up to the AXA over 40s plan.
Reply.
I'm only interested in free Parker's penis. "
Don't we know it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in and happy to be postie
Nell |
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My mate says
Would you be so kind as to let Rickshawed know she might just have the finest nipples on fab and her definitely takes the award for best use of props on photos. |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I have 2 both for For Bellaseas
"You have the most incredible body ever you are truly stunning and definitely enjoy seeing your new posts on my hotlist"
and
"Can you tell Bella, that missing her at the weekend, is a frustration , only that mouth can rectify." |
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"Jessica, I've a lovely couple asking if you'd like to go glamping with them? "
Always!!! |
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My inbox has been scarred
Can you tell lemonbuttercream that even though my bollocks look like Clint Eastwood, I'd like to take her every which way but in her loose anus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora my love listen up!
tell Nora the explorer that a cute couple wants to explore her.....  |
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And another!
Can you tell Duchessb that I have the pipe lagging.... brace yourself |
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A message for the distinguished Mr Giggler, just in from a very foxy lady….
“The only time I’ve seen a string vest look sexy”
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Posties bloody busy!
Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for Misty Peaks
Can you tell Misty Peaks that even though their name nearly rhymes with pissy leaks, it's not too late to get that Instant Cash ISA they've always wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posties bloody busy!
Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic"
me gustaria follarte el ano |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posties bloody busy!
Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic
me gustaria farty el anus"
You can say that again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posties bloody busy!
Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic
me gustaria farty el anus
You can say that again."
Jaime le cul sec et les pistaches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been scarred
Can you tell lemonbuttercream that even though my bollocks look like Clint Eastwood, I'd like to take her every which way but in her loose anus."
Message me and we will set a date. I love Clint Eastwood. |
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"Nora my love listen up!
tell Nora the explorer that a cute couple wants to explore her..... "
I had a quick look and all the couples on this thread are lovely |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I have a very eloquent message for JessicaGrace:
"Can you tell Jessica she's bang tidy" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day "
Twice today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I like this one, I’m in |
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"My mate says
Would you be so kind as to let Rickshawed know she might just have the finest nipples on fab and her definitely takes the award for best use of props on photos."
Why thank you. And you can just imagine the look of glee on my face when I grated that cucumber afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm out, have fun peeps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for bit |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Popping in |
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"Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day "
Only once??? That's a disappointment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm up for some disappointment
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for life affirming moments |
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Can you ask Mrs Rickshawed if she'd like a passenger in the rear? |
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Could you please tell Jessica Grace that we'd love their weasel in our meatbox? Cheers! |
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Go on then we'll have a go
Tg x |
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I’ll play. Because I haven’t played this one before. |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Can you tell F&B that I know he has a love for a fiesta, i had a ride in one today and was a little disappointed, hope that’s not a sign of things to come |
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Oh this one is always fun I'll play |
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"I have a very eloquent message for JessicaGrace:
"Can you tell Jessica she's bang tidy""
HAHAHAH I'll take this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a cutie :
Please tell JustUgly that she’s just perfect. |
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"Could you please tell Jessica Grace that we'd love their weasel in our meatbox? Cheers!"
Consider it done xo |
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"Can you ask Mrs Rickshawed if she'd like a passenger in the rear? "
Does that mean I get to be in the driving seat? Go on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like this. Time to hit up my wingman.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell F&B that I know he has a love for a fiesta, i had a ride in one today and was a little disappointed, hope that’s not a sign of things to come"
I strive to be a disappointment so listen to your heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I was collapsing some Amazon packaging and separating the bubble wrap and wine offers etc into neat recycling piles, I noted this gift receipt that had clearly found its way I to my parcel by accident. It read: “ Please tell Just ugly that she’s hilarious and if she wasn’t straight I’d give her a snog “. I’d give her hilarious face a song too, and I’m straight, so if you fancy a mouth wrestle JAG, I can report back on what it was like … |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like this. Time to hit up my wingman. "
I got oddly optimistic there. I should get out more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you please tell Kinky_Inked_Bi
That there is a couple here who can help lighten her load. We can take 1 boob in each hand, while pleasing her with the other hand. |
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Please let Kinky Inked Bi know that there’s a tall, dark, possibly handsome stranger ready to give her that extra hand anytime.X |
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From a lovely lovely couple.
Could you tell F&B that he confuses me. Sometimes I think he’s a gorgeous delight & sometimes I think a 7 year old boy has hacked his account |
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Go on then. Happy to postie too |
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Ooh a couple and tall dark stranger, the more hands the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a lovely lovely couple.
Could you tell F&B that he confuses me. Sometimes I think he’s a gorgeous delight & sometimes I think a 7 year old boy has hacked his account "
 good then it is working. |
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Happy to play and play the Go-Between, too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fancy everyone.
Form an orderly queue please |
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My mate with fabulous funbags has this for F&B
Can you ask F&B when he’s gonna come take pics of me and share a bath? |
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My delightful mate says
When I see this girl in a thread, I close my eyes and fantasize about Just U. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate with fabulous funbags has this for F&B
Can you ask F&B when he’s gonna come take pics of me and share a bath? "
I don’t have enough petrol due to the strikes in France. So probably next year |
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"My delightful mate says
When I see this girl in a thread, I close my eyes and fantasize about Just U. "
just you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MrKint. How's those balls of yours?
Still need some care and attention?
As I have warm hands and a hankering for minstrels….
….My sexy friend wanted to mention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this. Time to hit up my wingman.
I got oddly optimistic there. I should get out more."
I get oddly optimistic every time I’m in this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh go on then I'm in |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Msg for the lovely Nora
Nora Nora when you gonna let me explore her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MrKint. How's those balls of yours?
Still need some care and attention?
As I have warm hands and a hankering for minstrels….
….My sexy friend wanted to mention "
I wish your mate would get a move on and grab em then. |
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"Msg for the lovely Nora
Nora Nora when you gonna let me explore her"
Who are you |
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I've got a hot new mate who wants me to pass on this message for Kinky Inked Bi
I've been an admirer for a while now. I love seeing your posts pop up on my hotlist, and will lend a helping hand for any time they get too heavy x |
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Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads. |
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"I've got a hot new mate who wants me to pass on this message for Kinky Inked Bi
I've been an admirer for a while now. I love seeing your posts pop up on my hotlist, and will lend a helping hand for any time they get too heavy x"
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads. "
Out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads.
Out "
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Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person
I go insane for you always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person
I go insane for you always "
Awe. I wonder who that could be from |
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"Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person
I go insane for you always
Awe. I wonder who that could be from "
Adorable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am here to tell Rickshawed that a highly hazardous and incredibly subtle and incognito rodent wants to steal her books and her husbands CDs after slapping her arse while playing the fiddle. Or something like that. |
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I'm in, for about half an hour |
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From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo. |
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Well I’m just a bit jealous. From a total stunner
To the one and only Thumper,
Please tell this handsome, fit as fuck, beautiful soul that we still need a game, but to have an awesome night tonight
Xxx |
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"I am here to tell Rickshawed that a highly hazardous and incredibly subtle and incognito rodent wants to steal her books and her husbands CDs after slapping her arse while playing the fiddle. Or something like that. "
I think I'm in danger here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet they dont |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo."
If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me |
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"From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.
If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me "
I think they were flirting
Would you prefer French onion soup? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.
If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me
I think they were flirting
Would you prefer French onion soup? "
Not if it is from that person |
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Definitely in even if a little late |
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"From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.
If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me
I think they were flirting
Would you prefer French onion soup?
Not if it is from that person "
How about I make you some |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Northwich (just visiting) |
"A message for the distinguished Mr Giggler, just in from a very foxy lady….
“The only time I’ve seen a string vest look sexy”
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Ooooh im feeling pretty now!
Whoever it is has made my night
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From one of the nicest arses on fab
Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.
If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me
I think they were flirting
Would you prefer French onion soup?
Not if it is from that person
How about I make you some "
Why not but I am allergic to onion |
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Lemonbuttercream - definitely worth checking out!
Please tell Lemonbuttercream that her fabulous arse is just as magnificent as her cheeky wee smile.
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "
First round is on you then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, so I've blatantly stole this.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
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Hiw Very Dare You! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "
I’m coming with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "
This seats taken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks op. Always good fun.
I’m out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message to agent Coulson a certain admirer would like to tell you
Agent Coulson that mine’s a pint of Best. Cheers. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too"
you lot left me in my room in the hotel last night and sodded off to the bar to get pissed on ugly's card
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too you lot left me in my room in the hotel last night and sodded off to the bar to get pissed on ugly's card"
I am just the messenger but you are totally right. We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care |
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"We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care "
You weren’t supposed to tell him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemonbuttercream - definitely worth checking out!
Please tell Lemonbuttercream that her fabulous arse is just as magnificent as her cheeky wee smile.
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Aweee thank you ^ . ^ it ain't much but it's honest work!! |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care
You weren’t supposed to tell him."
too late, talk to the hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message to agent Coulson a certain admirer would like to tell you
Agent Coulson that mine’s a pint of Best. Cheers. "
Mines a morreti please |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
One in for dangermouse
I know a song about a mouse on a stair. What would it take to persuade him to come to my bed instead? |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads.
Out "
In |
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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Well I’m just a bit jealous. From a total stunner
To the one and only Thumper,
Please tell this handsome, fit as fuck, beautiful soul that we still need a game, but to have an awesome night tonight
Xxx"
Oooooh! |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
I'm always late with these...but I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One in for dangermouse
I know a song about a mouse on a stair. What would it take to persuade him to come to my bed instead?"
Directions, and a smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "
I'll join you, mines a pint please
Tg x |
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"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub
I'll join you, mines a pint please
Tg x"
I’ll buy you both a pint Saturday |
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I haven't even been in the thread but yeah, pub sounds good. |
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LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.
K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.
K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say
LvM"
She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic. 
I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave. |
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By *beeMan
over a year ago
Bristol |
I'm in... you never know!! |
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"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.
K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say
LvM
She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic.
I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave. "
Somehow I think K would thoroughly enjoy tying me to a chair in that situation
LvM |
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"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.
K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say
LvM
She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic.
I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave.
Somehow I think K would thoroughly enjoy tying me to a chair in that situation
LvM"
Without any hesitation
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn this cock profile to heck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell Nora that even though I know her heart and anus truly lie with F&B, it's not too late to show her buttocks in Rumblelows window after she lost that bet in 1988. |
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Always late but we’re in.! "
I fancy you.
Oops. |
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Always late but we’re in.!
I fancy you.
Oops. "
Oh we would come to your Nan’s spare room and ruin you… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Always late but we’re in.!
I fancy you.
Oops. "
So do I...  |
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Always late but we’re in.!
I fancy you.
Oops.
Oh we would come to your Nan’s spare room and ruin you… "
She’s out at the bingo at half 12. |
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"Can you tell Nora that even though I know her heart and anus truly lie with F&B, it's not too late to show her buttocks in Rumblelows window after she lost that bet in 1988."
wtf. This has to be Rex |
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