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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

What are your favourites?

I like “One eyed trouser snake “ and “Love Pump”

What do you call your little friend?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I call him Groot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disappointment

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Brian.

He's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brian.

He's a very naughty boy.

No he's the messiah.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I call him Philip, if you know, you know..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I refer to mine as the unemployed..

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

The blunt instrument

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

Arthur

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

The tripod

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

My ex named it Sidney - fook knows why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointment "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mini me.

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By *bcdef100Man over a year ago

antalya

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Also ladies what do you use other than cock or dick ?

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By *bcdef100Man over a year ago

antalya

[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 16:20:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also ladies what do you use other than cock or dick ?"

Penis

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By *bcdef100Man over a year ago

antalya

Small osman

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Brian.

He's a very naughty boy.

No he's the messiah."

Well....he does like a good nailing.

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By *llaandGCouple over a year ago

London

Pierre....

Ella balanced a caramel button on my glans yesterday and then burst into giggles because she thought it looked like a Frenchman wearing a beret...

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I am fond of willy

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Keith.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Foghorn Leghorn.

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By *opsuvMan over a year ago

harbour

Chull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keith. "

Keith!

Keith!!

Keith what you doing!!!!

Yeah I guess it could work.

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Keith.

Keith!

Keith!!

Keith what you doing!!!!

Yeah I guess it could work. "

Don't you shout at Keith!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell the love muscle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I call mine she-rah

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I call mine she-rah

I can't let this thread end there, that's quality!!

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"I call mine she-rah

Genius! For the glory of us old gray skulls!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I call mine she-rah

Genius! For the glory of us old gray skulls!

She-rah was so much fitter than he-man.

Mrs

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Love Missile Thrust Weapon. But it never took off.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Badonga, obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

midnight

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Norman

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Mansword/manhood- a la Mills and Boons

Seedspreader - a la some farmer's technical equipment.

Doggie- a la the Caribbean

Dingaling - a la some Soca Calypso Reggae song when I was a child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keith.

Keith!

Keith!!

Keith what you doing!!!!

Yeah I guess it could work.

Don't you shout at Keith!"

Pmsl

Daren't say why but this is absolutely hilarious to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Also ladies what do you use other than cock or dick ?"

Male appendage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Package

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By *cousebeatsMan over a year ago

liverpool

The purple headed yogurt slinger!!!

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

The clunge plunger

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

nae danger.

"Tough" cause it stands up to any cunt

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

nae danger.

Had a ex that genuinely used call it "bob"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keith.

Keith!

Keith!!

Keith what you doing!!!!

Yeah I guess it could work.

Don't you shout at Keith!"

Keith... The one hole goal. I has that wrote on the back of a t shirt on a night out many years ago...

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

The Bat .. or wanger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Langer.

Hammer.

Weapon.

Trophy.

Licking stick.

Women have loads of their own names .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are your favourites?

I like “One eyed trouser snake “ and “Love Pump”

What do you call your little friend?"

Babydick. Got called it enough

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Nob

Justin

Wazzer

Nuts

Todger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purple headed party popper

Purple headed custard chucker

Wang

Knob

Spam javelin

Pleasure spear

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Love Missile Thrust Weapon. But it never took off. "

I thought it was funny.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Vlad..the inpaler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phil Mitchell

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Peter Johnson

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Boris.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prick

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By *racknellboy1971Man over a year ago

Bracknell

Tiny Tim

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

Dr Steelhammer

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By *E-monstrative92Couple over a year ago

leeds

"Brian.

He's a very naughty boy.

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By *E-monstrative92Couple over a year ago

leeds

Pee pee or penacken

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By *ngineer and his whoreCouple over a year ago

69 zoo lane

Roger the todger

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Meaty snoofer

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Willy wonka

Sledge hammer

Throat clogger

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