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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
FORUM INSURANCE
Have you ever inadvertently posted an opinion in a thread before seeing the opinion of hot people and the clique (see secret post for subscription details for clique) and then regretted looking like a noob?
Have you ever been tricked by a female sounding name of an OP and posted in support of them, before realising that it was in fact a male and you should be condemning them?
Have you been in the tricky position of accidentality replying to a guy in a thread, instead of just the females?
Have you had the mortifying situation of being the last poster on a reply if you think the person above is hot and STILL being the last poster when you wake up the next day?
Have you started a 176 comment thread of doom that fills up within 5 minutes and results in temp bans and arguments aplenty?
If so, then you need FORUM INSURANCE to protect your life, reputation and to ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste, decency and crimes against leopard print.
For a very reasonable premium, paid in Jelly Babies, you too can enjoy the security that comes with FORUM INSURANCE.
How it works for those who are fully up to date and haven't been deemed to invalidate their cover, is that I travel back through time, clout you around the back of the head with a whoopee cushion (inflated) and tell you not to post your reputation destroying topic before you commit this disastrous faux pas.
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?"
Only the first, there is a surcharge per repeat post on the same scale as those repeatedly asking for profile advice and never acting upon the previous advice. See also the guidelines for covert look at me threads |
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over a year ago
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"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?
Only the first, there is a surcharge per repeat post on the same scale as those repeatedly asking for profile advice and never acting upon the previous advice. See also the guidelines for covert look at me threads "
Ooh that's good.
What about vegan cyclists? |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?
Only the first, there is a surcharge per repeat post on the same scale as those repeatedly asking for profile advice and never acting upon the previous advice. See also the guidelines for covert look at me threads
Ooh that's good.
What about vegan cyclists?"
Only if they tell everyone their Strava times. |
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Will it cover me for practically every thread I make a comment in?
Actually not so much cover for me but rather protection for the thread and it’s seemingly inevitable imminent demise ?
Ooops! I have probably put the kaibosh on this thread now ! 
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'm in! But only for the whoopie cushion part, but can you do it on my derriere and make it sting please 
T"
I shall take a run up, or get a Vegan Cyclist to do it at full speed |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Will it cover me for practically every thread I make a comment in?
Actually not so much cover for me but rather protection for the thread and it’s seemingly inevitable imminent demise ?
Ooops! I have probably put the kaibosh on this thread now !
Sorry "
You get a 12.5% discount on premiums for hotness - just don't tell the hoi polloi  |
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"FORUM INSURANCE
Have you ever inadvertently posted an opinion in a thread before seeing the opinion of hot people and the clique (see secret post for subscription details for clique) and then regretted looking like a noob?
Have you ever been tricked by a female sounding name of an OP and posted in support of them, before realising that it was in fact a male and you should be condemning them?
Have you been in the tricky position of accidentality replying to a guy in a thread, instead of just the females?
Have you had the mortifying situation of being the last poster on a reply if you think the person above is hot and STILL being the last poster when you wake up the next day?
Have you started a 176 comment thread of doom that fills up within 5 minutes and results in temp bans and arguments aplenty?
If so, then you need FORUM INSURANCE to protect your life, reputation and to ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste, decency and crimes against leopard print.
For a very reasonable premium, paid in Jelly Babies, you too can enjoy the security that comes with FORUM INSURANCE.
How it works for those who are fully up to date and haven't been deemed to invalidate their cover, is that I travel back through time, clout you around the back of the head with a whoopee cushion (inflated) and tell you not to post your reputation destroying topic before you commit this disastrous faux pas.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get a free Parker pen? I’ve always wanted one of those.
No, but there is a complimentary funeral care plan that includes a coffin shaped like a Parker Pen. "
I wouldn’t fit  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Does it come with 10 ‘no, we aren’t interested as you just have dick pics’ messages to be automatically sent to the next 10 single guys?
K"
It not only includes this, but it also sends them a complimentary look at what you could have won pic of a tastefully arranged bum hole of indeterminate gender |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?
I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .
Isn’t it . Can I have a question .
When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ? |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
" Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?
I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .
Isn’t it . Can I have a question .
When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ? "
Runny Babies aren't considered legal tender for the purposes of FORUM INSURANCE.
It's only safe sex if you do a sensible post about it on the forum |
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having been round the scene for getting close to two decades, you soon realise that the forum clique are pretty much self appointed by forming a little gang to back each other up, usually consists of several fairly new members and a couple of old guard, will be completely different in about 6-12 months and their opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else here....plus there is a long held swing forum tradition of 'post and be dammed'- as on the whole, your postings will be the equivalent of the tabloids and will be lining the bottom of fab's budgie cage in a couple of days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t need it as my dynamic all ready covers me for everything
Basically the only person that loose is them not me 
That’s the fun thing about going both ways you hold all the cards
And ones thay on my no list there is no comeing off it
Funny when you click that they just completely ruined they chances no matter what they say or do
That’s they loose |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"having been round the scene for getting close to two decades, you soon realise that the forum clique are pretty much self appointed by forming a little gang to back each other up, usually consists of several fairly new members and a couple of old guard, will be completely different in about 6-12 months and their opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else here....plus there is a long held swing forum tradition of 'post and be dammed'- as on the whole, your postings will be the equivalent of the tabloids and will be lining the bottom of fab's budgie cage in a couple of days "
Or cat litter tray.
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" Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?
I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .
Isn’t it . Can I have a question .
When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ?
Runny Babies aren't considered legal tender for the purposes of FORUM INSURANCE.
It's only safe sex if you do a sensible post about it on the forum "
I have a runny mother ..is she legal tender?  |
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