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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope the men who do have long dicks give under the rim a good wipe around with their perfectly shaped bellend.
#rimjob #killtwobirdswithonestone"
It would've cost you nothing to type that. Nothing at all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and 
I thought everyone's did! Is this not a common thing?"
I thought that too! It's a horrible feeling  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx"
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.
Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.
The design of a toilet pan also varies
What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.
Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.
The design of a toilet pan also varies
What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol."
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate"
So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x"
Hun not him haha, that's a totally different thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.
Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.
The design of a toilet pan also varies
What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol."
Gee, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x"
That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I've seen it. Nearly took my eye out from across the bar."
Thank you and sorry about that, your man meat is equally impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what we have noted is that often a limp dick is no real guauge of a fully erect cock. Mine is just over 7 inches and about 8 and a bit when I've succtioned it and very thick.
Mine is a mere three inches at times and after a bath about 5 but in the real worl and we've been to a nudist beach many times and clubs 7+ inhces is not bad.
The design of a toilet pan also varies
What I have found is men that chat 24/7 re the willy often have little chance of fucking a nice lady - not referring to you, OP. lol.
Gee, thanks "
No worries, here to please 
ps - I did check your profile/pics after I had intially posted on this thread - you are shy.
I hope you find what you are looking for.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x
That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal "
Easy killer |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x
That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal "
'Pal'? You are a lost cause |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I don't think Mr Hardly does pork "
I do love a good sausage though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll fap myself to sleep reading this, thanks FH.
always know how to push your buttons Meli 
Hey, those are my buttons. Don't forget whose remote control you have down your pants! "
Sssshhhh... People still think that's my actual penis  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate
So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x
That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal
'Pal'? You are a lost cause"
Sorry buddy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fool hardy...and now a whole thread for the humble brag! 
Hardly "
It may seem that way, but I was genuinely interested as I thought it happened to everyone  |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"27 veris and not one mention of the allegedly big dick hmmm, porkies perhaps? Xxx
I hide them so as not to brag. In reality, I'm fucking massive mate
So you hide them so as not to intimidate the lesser hung guys on here, you really are so considerate.
And what's with the 'mate'? I normally get babe, him or at the least ma'am x
That's exactly it! I just used it to be friendly and to show I'm not trying to get into your pants. Hope that's ok, pal
'Pal'? You are a lost cause
Sorry buddy "
But you are mildly funny xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and
I thought everyone's did! Is this not a common thing?
I thought that too! It's a horrible feeling "
Doesn't always happe but when it does it's minging! As soon as I feel it I slide back on the seat a bit.
And here ends today's lesson on HotnBothered's toilet seat conundrums. |
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"My balls touch the Water...
You need to get that looked at.
Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )"
This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!
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"My balls touch the Water...
You need to get that looked at.
Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )
This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!
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Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni |
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"My balls touch the Water...
You need to get that looked at.
Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )
This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!
Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni "
Dreamy |
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"My balls touch the Water...
You need to get that looked at.
Elephantiasis of the scrotum (google images if you dare )
This was the first thing I remember looking at in our Readers Digest medical encyclopaedia!
Brings back memories of parasitology lectures at uni
Dreamy "
I took my son into some virology lectures. Instant regret because the topic was sexually transmitted viruses. The visuals included giant diseased penises and vulvas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does your dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you sit down? Peace and
This happens to me and I always feel disgusting when it happens lol "
It's minging, ain't it? |
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