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Do you ever think you shouldn't be allowed out by yourself?
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
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I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.
Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.
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Understandable mistake and I really hate those fluffy slippers. Right up there with the Ugg boot and mens sandals as the worse footwear ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.
Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.
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Well, the instincts were correct. So God bless you.
It seems the eyesight might not be though, so off to spec savers with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.
Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere. |
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I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.
Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.
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Always look ahead. Slow down. Draw close to the object. Realise it's a fucking slipper and drive over it taking every bit of pleasure from it as it squelches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.
Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere.
before what ?"
Before now.
As in there's an unusually high amount of roadkill. Around here anyway. |
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"It's like driving in an old computer game round here, dodging rabbits, hares, pheasants and so on.
Never seen so many dead badgers before, they're everywhere.
before what ?
Before now.
As in there's an unusually high amount of roadkill. Around here anyway."
I have to agree, I had gone for decades without seeing one and I counted three dead on the way to work one morning |
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I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.
Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.
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Failed yer test missy. You're not suppost to swerve for any animal as you may meet on coming traffic head on.
Mow the fecker down next time.  |
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I usually walk to the supermarket if I don't need much as it is quicker than taking the car with our one way system.
Yeaterday while making coffee I took the milk from the fridge and dropped it, plastic container split so jamp in the car to go for more. Came out Tescos and walked home. Never realized til later when the hubby came in and asked where my car was. Old age doesn't come alone. |
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"I usually walk to the supermarket if I don't need much as it is quicker than taking the car with our one way system.
Yeaterday while making coffee I took the milk from the fridge and dropped it, plastic container split so jamp in the car to go for more. Came out Tescos and walked home. Never realized til later when the hubby came in and asked where my car was. Old age doesn't come alone. "
That is class  |
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Yeah I’ve just almost wrecked a display in Pets at Home trying to make sure my fur baby didn’t see me while she was still being groomed. The groom room is on the mezzanine and she was looking down directly at the door waiting for me to come back in. I ran in when she glanced away and collided with a display on the side of a fixture  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just swerved on the road to avoid a lovely wee fluffy grey cat.
Then realised it was one of those fucking furry animal slippers.
Failed yer test missy. You're not suppost to swerve for any animal as you may meet on coming traffic head on.
Mow the fecker down next time. "
Ffs...whit you like!
I know....I did swerve to avoid a dead hedgehog during a lesson and my instructor went fucking nuts. "IT'S ALREADY DEID!"
....terrorising pensioners out for a stroll all because of a fucking slipper  |
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