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over a year ago
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I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? "
I hope you live alone- otherwise I really feel for the rest of the people using that shower. 
*pushes breakfast to one side* that’ll teach me to leave Fab for later… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Abstain from it. Less of a pain in the arse with all the faffing."
I assure you, there are means and ways of having a pain in the arse without such invasive maneuvers.
As for what prep I do, marigolds, goggles and a positive attitude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick a finger up there and see what I can scrape off under my nail."
You know, that would be a brave addition to the hot list pics.
Be bold.
Anyway, time for some Nutella and crunchy peanut butter on toast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i know or suspect im going to get a cock up my arse or get pegged by the wife, I'll always douche first with a bulb-type - yes it takes the spontaneity out of it, but helps me relax more during the sex itself, knowing theres much less chance of any mishaps as I'm being fucked. |
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"If i know or suspect im going to get a cock up my arse or get pegged by the wife, I'll always douche first with a bulb-type - yes it takes the spontaneity out of it, but helps me relax more during the sex itself, knowing theres much less chance of any mishaps as I'm being fucked. "
I douche as well if it’s going to be on the cards I like the feeling of being clean as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing goes up my bum these days thank fuck. If he tries a cheeky finger and ends up with a bit of sweetcorn stuck to it, he can deal with it."
Chew more dear.
Honestly.
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"Some good and informative replies, apart from the usual attention seeking idiots. Thank you. "
I know! The bastards!
You wanted to be totally incognito with the shower head up your arse.
They just have to don't they? Idiots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use the neighbours garden hose.
They're so friendly, I'm sure they don't mind. "
That's the great thing isn't it, you just know it's ok because they never say anything, they just hurriedly get inside, lock the doors, shut the curtains for your privacy and all too.
They even disinfect too.
Stars. Total stars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know we live in a social media world but it doesn’t mean that you have to share everything about your lives. I don’t care what you’ve had for dinner, whether it’s still on the plate or going down the plug hole!  |
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Well this went from 0-60 pretty fucking quick.  
I also use the shower hose but with an attachment then race to the loo trying not to trip over the bathmat and spraying the floor in a calamitous fail. It hasn't happened yet! Just putting that out there..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys  "
Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school.
Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Some good and informative replies, apart from the usual attention seeking idiots. Thank you.
I know! The bastards!
You wanted to be totally incognito with the shower head up your arse.
They just have to don't they? Idiots. "
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys
Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school.
Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7."
I always was the "someone". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OoOoOoOoOooohhhh we're in trooooouuuuuuble guys
Did anyone else do the whole "Ummmmmmm" thing when someone was naughty at school.
Like the noise of judgement and impending doom, when you're 7.
I always was the "someone"."
You, really? Little miss clean fingernails. I'm shocked.
Anyway, I'm telling.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers. "
I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all.
Cheers for that btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? "
So many pathetic, immature comments!
I do exactly the same if I'm meeting or not - you'd be really surprised of the difference it makes, you feel so clean, hygienic!! |
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people "
Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. |
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people "
I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt
Need a cuddle? |
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people
Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs. "
^ This. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people
Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs.
^ This."
No, this is a zero fun factory.
I demand the most severe of all behaviour.
If you don't I'll fill you all up like a water balloon. |
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people
Omg chill out! People are only having a laugh ffs.
^ This.
No, this is a zero fun factory.
I demand the most severe of all behaviour.
If you don't I'll fill you all up like a water balloon. "
Oh god.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. |
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? "
I have tried this before,
It works,
But now I'm banned from the communal showers at the gym, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential. "
You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential.
You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable "
Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always douche beforehand with a bulb enema kit I bought, so there 're no solids about at that intimate moment also I find the enema quite erotic and enjoy it about an hour before a scheduled meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers.
I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all.
Cheers for that btw "
May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? |
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers.
I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all.
Cheers for that btw
May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? "
No no no no no... You'll offend the judges... Its not a sex site... Its a swinging site... Huge difference apparently. |
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential.
You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable
Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done."
Which end do the yakults start in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers.
I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all.
Cheers for that btw
May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? "
Why does that equal oversharing the inside scoop on poop? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's all about being clean at all times, as cleanliness is essential in every way and believe it or not changing your underwear every day is also essential.
You are also flushing out essential gut flora / bacteria that keep you healthy. A little caution is advisable
Indeed, which is why we take a few yakults and do a quick hand stand, swirl the hips. Rinse, repeat, done.
Which end do the yakults start in? "
Both, maximum efficacy. |
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"I thought my comment would see the usual suspects crawl out the woodwork, and they haven’t disappointed. Cheers.
I think if you treat folks to an univited tour of your pre-sex oblutions on a public forum and then invite comments, they can do with that information what they will.... you opened the toilet door after all.
Cheers for that btw
May have escaped your notice but this is a sex site? "
This is almost borderline agricultural  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean OP, you must realise how comical the opening gambit was.
And you know what the forums are like, yet you take umbrage at the fun and light hearted jokes.
You can try to play victim all you want, but as others have said, you threw it out there, you don't get to decide what comes back.
Good luck god bless ta ta. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean OP, you must realise how comical the opening gambit was.
And you know what the forums are like, yet you take umbrage at the fun and light hearted jokes.
You can try to play victim all you want, but as others have said, you threw it out there, you don't get to decide what comes back.
Good luck god bless ta ta."
I’m far from a ‘victim’ but thanks for your input.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people
I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt
Need a cuddle?"
Room for a wee cunt? Budge up |
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"I hope for the best, if the last number two didn't need multiple wipes it's all good for me. Sometimes it's like wiping a marker pen tho!"
That is just fookin' disgusting .....
Dangermouse....... go to your room. |
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"Usual fab elitists trying to shit on everyone as usual it seems
Absolutely nowt wrong with doing this, effective and hassle free. Grow up people
I’m no elitist I’m just an annoying c*nt
Need a cuddle?
Room for a wee cunt? Budge up "
Don't start with the wee....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a suppository I use about 2 hours before, followed by a nice bath
A suppository followed by a bath ...... I can picture that "
I just laughed out loud at that!
MrWho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself, what do you do? "
If I did that I’d have the shits for two days after…. My ass is clean without all that faffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100%
healthy diet and doing an enema (with special shower attachment), clean water in until clean water out - takes ages but gets rid of the worry with doing arse to mouth, etc.
making an effort to ensure one is pristine clean b4 play is key, hence why can’t do meet nows (prep. takes ages, dolling up to look passable is the easy part which only takes 30-60mins.) |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself and have a good wank at the same time "
Mind if I use that for my tinder profile ? |
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"I always make sure I wash my back passage before a meet as love anal. I take the head off the shower and insert the pipe to clean myself and have a good wank at the same time
Mind if I use that for my tinder profile ? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re all heathens.. does nobody own a bidet anymore?
All those 60/70’s keys in a bowl swingers parties.. they had the kit in situ for this very reason!  |
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some of the ladies answers are funny as f..k haha x J 