I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh.

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey.

I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh. "

It’s going well!

You got a pirate Rrrrrr from fab royalty Mr Montana and my best Gibbs impression from your friendly neighbourhood Golden Pole

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By *orthman OP Man over a year ago

Kendal

"Arghhhhh…..ye not making any sense at all matey.

I was hoping to kick off a thread of jokes related to pirates or Elizabethan swashbuckling seafarers. Looks like a failure, unless there is going to be a late Raleigh.

It’s going well!

You got a pirate Rrrrrr from fab royalty Mr Montana and my best Gibbs impression from your friendly neighbourhood Golden Pole

Yeah, but I know when I'm beaten. I think I'll go and walk the plank. It hasn't had any exercise all day.

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Ohhhhhharrrrffff price after christmas

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

They cost a rica

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About £10 or £20 each if made of surgical steel ^^

I Stil have mine ha ha

And the pliers to open it ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will cost you the eye balls if u don’t give us all your money

Argh ha h ah an

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the first mate see down the toilet ?

The captains log

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet ?

I bet you are thinking aaarrrrr .

But it's not, cos they love the seas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccaneers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free if you go raid a schooner

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet ?

I bet you are thinking aaarrrrr .

But it's not, cos they love the seas

I! they love the Ayes too!

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By *orthman OP Man over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthman OP Man over a year ago

Kendal

You'll never find any pills to control a fever on a pirate galleon.

The parrots eat 'em all.

It must be a nuisance if your timbers are shiverin'.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!"

Fixed that for ya

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"You'll never find any pills to control a fever on a pirate galleon.

The parrots eat 'em all.

It must be a nuisance if your timbers are shiverin'.

Was that a rib tickler?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A little kid went trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate, knocking on a door a lady said oh , and where are your buccaneers, the kid said underneath my bucking hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!

Fixed that for ya

Bloody phone! Thankyou kindly.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Where's your buccaneers?

On the side of me buccanhead!

Fixed that for ya