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over a year ago
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"Paying for shopping is different
Is it? HoW so?
you use your heart when you do so x
Oh yes. I very passionately paid for my noodles at b&m this morning. "
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"Paying for shopping is different
Is it? HoW so?"
That'll be 42 pounds sir. Man Presents credit card which was already in hand. Bye.
Women... That'll be 42 pounds madam. Madam then searches for handbag. Realises its in the bag at the bottom of the trolley. Unpacks trolley, unpacks bag, removes handbag, unzips every pocket in handbag to locate purse... Peruses 15 different plastic cards, removes credit card. Closes purse, puts purse in handbag, puts handbag in shopping trolley puts bags on top of handbag..... Etc... |
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"Paying for shopping is different
Is it? HoW so?
That'll be 42 pounds sir. Man Presents credit card which was already in hand. Bye.
Women... That'll be 42 pounds madam. Madam then searches for handbag. Realises its in the bag at the bottom of the trolley. Unpacks trolley, unpacks bag, removes handbag, unzips every pocket in handbag to locate purse... Peruses 15 different plastic cards, removes credit card. Closes purse, puts purse in handbag, puts handbag in shopping trolley puts bags on top of handbag..... Etc... "
Or madam presents her phone which conveniently has all of her cards store on there, blips it on the machine and goes long her merry way.
You know some odd women if they shop like that. |
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"We sit down to pee
So do I sometimes..especially if the light has gone 
But do you leave the seat up or down?"
I sit down to pee, but even if I stand up I leave the seat down because I'm a decent aim and I live alone so no-one to complain about it. The lid is permanently open also, might as well not have one frankly... |
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over a year ago
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Take t shirt when is boiling hot out there .
Poor girls have to keep it boiling hot …
I think they should be allowed to get walking around topless too .
Would make the world a much better place  |
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"Take t shirt when is boiling hot out there .
Poor girls have to keep it boiling hot …
I think they should be allowed to get walking around topless too .
Would make the world a much better place "
Think of the increase in car crashes! |
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"Take t shirt when is boiling hot out there .
Poor girls have to keep it boiling hot …
I think they should be allowed to get walking around topless too .
Would make the world a much better place
Think of the increase in car crashes!"
I got serious thought about all that long time ago .
I know .. the cyclists … terrible idea 
You r right .
Yeah….
I would give up driving …
Just reduced to sale sun cream in pavements for busking ^^ at train stops by the parks
£5 SUN CREAM ….. applications for free …
Ha ha
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I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paying for shopping is different
Is it? HoW so?
That'll be 42 pounds sir. Man Presents credit card which was already in hand. Bye.
Women... That'll be 42 pounds madam. Madam then searches for handbag. Realises its in the bag at the bottom of the trolley. Unpacks trolley, unpacks bag, removes handbag, unzips every pocket in handbag to locate purse... Peruses 15 different plastic cards, removes credit card. Closes purse, puts purse in handbag, puts handbag in shopping trolley puts bags on top of handbag..... Etc... "
#notallwomen lol I don't carry a handbag nor a purse, my card in in my phone and is out, swiped and back in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paying for shopping is different
Is it? HoW so?
That'll be 42 pounds sir. Man Presents credit card which was already in hand. Bye.
Women... That'll be 42 pounds madam. Madam then searches for handbag. Realises its in the bag at the bottom of the trolley. Unpacks trolley, unpacks bag, removes handbag, unzips every pocket in handbag to locate purse... Peruses 15 different plastic cards, removes credit card. Closes purse, puts purse in handbag, puts handbag in shopping trolley puts bags on top of handbag..... Etc...
#notallwomen lol I don't carry a handbag nor a purse, my card in in my phone and is out, swiped and back in. "
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"Men can go all day and think about sex and food only.
Women go 10mins and probably think about 20 different things.
That's different. Actually it's the other way round"
Men wish! |
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"I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better? "
It's tricky because I can't get off unless I know they have cum first, so it's pretty much your way or the highway. Unless you have some pretty extreme ways to cum, I can't imagine anyone seeing that. |
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"I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better? "
Not refuse, but definitely argued with me about how i should like a blowjob. Was just baffling |
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"I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better? "
No . That’s absurd . No one can know you better then yourself . Even other girls . In anyways .
I never came across with such a thing .
I had a friendly wrestling fight in a girl’s kitchen in a meet once . cause either parts wouldnt accept to be the Sub .
Was a Dom vs Dom funny one ^^
Apart from that .( and was playing ) not serious .
Never came across with confrontations about positions or how we gonna do it …
I’m a generally Dom . switch . Sub too . , when I suggest or drive the flow in a direction …
When the lady says is not the best position for her ( happened before ) or not of her interest or moods ( happens )
Of course is with love and respect is done in the best way possible as she wants . Her confront first . Her happiness first . Always .
Is a pride to make her happy .
In fact I can’t get much unless the lady is happy first .
This is more frequent in early days . When is a new lover and u don’t know her very well yet .
Later when u know her bit more this stops happening .
The lady first . Always .
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"I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better?
No . That’s absurd . No one can know you better then yourself . Even other girls . In anyways .
I never came across with such a thing .
I had a friendly wrestling fight in a girl’s kitchen in a meet once . cause either parts wouldnt accept to be the Sub .
Was a Dom vs Dom funny one ^^
Apart from that .( and was playing ) not serious .
Never came across with confrontations about positions or how we gonna do it …
I’m a generally Dom . switch . Sub too . , when I suggest or drive the flow in a direction …
When the lady says is not the best position for her ( happened before ) or not of her interest or moods ( happens )
Of course is with love and respect is done in the best way possible as she wants . Her confront first . Her happiness first . Always .
Is a pride to make her happy .
In fact I can’t get much unless the lady is happy first .
This is more frequent in early days . When is a new lover and u don’t know her very well yet .
Later when u know her bit more this stops happening .
The lady first . Always .
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Sounds like a running theme, I like it. There's something fundamentally wrong when a guy just pump&dumps, even if he takes care of business afterwards, always seems like their heart isn't in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can go all day and think about sex and food only.
Women go 10mins and probably think about 20 different things.
That's different. Actually it's the other way round
Men wish!"
I don’t ^^
Tho , many times, i wish I could think of sex n food only … trully …
Gets to much on sometimes …
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have lovers just not believe me when I tell them how I cum, and insist they know better (no you will come when I do xyz). Do men have that?
Has a man here had a lover refuse to make them cum because they insist that doing something else will work better?
No . That’s absurd . No one can know you better then yourself . Even other girls . In anyways .
I never came across with such a thing .
I had a friendly wrestling fight in a girl’s kitchen in a meet once . cause either parts wouldnt accept to be the Sub .
Was a Dom vs Dom funny one ^^
Apart from that .( and was playing ) not serious .
Never came across with confrontations about positions or how we gonna do it …
I’m a generally Dom . switch . Sub too . , when I suggest or drive the flow in a direction …
When the lady says is not the best position for her ( happened before ) or not of her interest or moods ( happens )
Of course is with love and respect is done in the best way possible as she wants . Her confront first . Her happiness first . Always .
Is a pride to make her happy .
In fact I can’t get much unless the lady is happy first .
This is more frequent in early days . When is a new lover and u don’t know her very well yet .
Later when u know her bit more this stops happening .
The lady first . Always .
Sounds like a running theme, I like it. There's something fundamentally wrong when a guy just pump&dumps, even if he takes care of business afterwards, always seems like their heart isn't in it. "
True . Pump&dump  I’m gonna laugh now next time I go to Indian .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We sit down to pee
You can pee when you are still horny as fuck and not need to do a handstand "
Ha ha
Can always get a chandelier in a shape of a bowl .
Chinese noodle bowls are usually very pretty .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We sit down to pee
So do I sometimes..especially if the light has gone
But do you leave the seat up or down?
I sit down to pee, but even if I stand up I leave the seat down because I'm a decent aim and I live alone so no-one to complain about it. The lid is permanently open also, might as well not have one frankly..."
The swirl..... I pray for your toothbrush |
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