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over a year ago
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Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!
What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?
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They have a whole breakfast buffet going on at the dining table on a morning. I always imagined this was what I would do when I had my own place, in reality you'd bankrupt yourself and have to be up at 5am preparing it all.
When a woman's waters break, they have no prior signs of labour, but they only have a whole 3 minutes to get to hospital or they'll give birth right there on the spot. |
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"Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!
What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?
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People in horror films falling about 50 times while running away from a killer.
Oh, and not checking their backseats immediately when they get into a car :D |
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"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.
And don't get me started on shoot outs. 
Winston "
Shootouts you say?
Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?
Those shootouts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had sweaty rampant sex the night before.
Get up in the morning, put on their clothes and back off out to work they go.
No shower. No cleaning of teeth.
Dirty buggers!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ain't it funny how on tv whenever someone finds someone injured they never have a phone?!
What other silly things do tv shows/movies do that don't make sense or annoy you?
People in horror films falling about 50 times while running away from a killer.
Oh, and not checking their backseats immediately when they get into a car :D"
Yeah and when they actually knock down or knock out the bad guy they just run away... I shout at the tv 'fucking finish him!!!' |
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I’m movies and series
They never talk clear . Characters Always only half words they explanations …
“ what happened ?”
- he was right there … and his hand up and light the …. light …… the lights
(Oh ok - that explains it all )
- “ quick , let’s go , we need to rescue him …”
( I know the way and all like I know we here we going )
- “ This way “ ……
-“Hurry …
BAAAAAAAAAAANG
BOOOOM. PUMMM
AREERGH ! ! ! |
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"Running in a straight line when getting chased  especially when’s it by a car and they continue to run in the middle of the road "
Ah ah classic . Yeah . |
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"Nobody *ever* goes to the loo.
Woman walks out of shower, hair in a towel. Removed towel to reveal perfectly styled, dry hair.
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Ah ah . Or wake up make up on n hair done
Or u been hiding in a shed for a week
Leaving in woods for another 3 days
Go on a upside world dimension covered in shit
And e you white shinning Shirt stil spotless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.
And don't get me started on shoot outs.
Winston
Shootouts you say?
Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?
Those shootouts? "
Classic
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had sweaty rampant sex the night before.
Get up in the morning, put on their clothes and back off out to work they go.
No shower. No cleaning of teeth.
Dirty buggers!!! "
Mingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They get told an address over the phone...never ask for it to be repeated..or write it down..and Always know how to get there  "
Yeah … or tell her : call me and walk off
Are u gonna give her your number ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In American shows and movies they get served a drink or two then the bartender walks off. Then when the customer leaves they throw a dollar bill on the bar and walk off... If that happend here in the UK that money would of been swiped |
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I always notice in American stuff they drink and drive like it's no big deal.
And those sex scenes where they are kissing and he slides his dick in after 0.5 seconds... it takes at least 6 seconds when that happens with me. |
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The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory |
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"The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory "
And not only that. She’s FINE about it. No “I’ve spent HOURS preparing this! And all you do is take a bite of toast!? At least take some in a Tupperware box or something!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The wife works hard to painstakingly make a grand breakfast and the husband comes down, takes a bite of a toast and rushes out because he's late for for an important meeting at the business factory
And not only that. She’s FINE about it. No “I’ve spent HOURS preparing this! And all you do is take a bite of toast!? At least take some in a Tupperware box or something!”"
I know, right?! What a waste  |
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"I always notice in American stuff they drink and drive like it's no big deal.
And those sex scenes where they are kissing and he slides his dick in after 0.5 seconds... it takes at least 6 seconds when that happens with me."
Oh baby … u need bring less clothes . I’m sure I would cum in less then 3 secs … with you xx
If we go in a Hollywood film maybe 1.8 sec to 2.4
Depends if is cowboys movies or speed car movies …
Depends the car too … I like the old school Beetle
Is the shape of the bonnet. it does something to me
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Also, when there are 2 people in a car, why is the driver always staring at the passenger for like 10 seconds while chatting away. I get American roads are bigger but FFS keep your eyes on the road! |
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"Also, when there are 2 people in a car, why is the driver always staring at the passenger for like 10 seconds while chatting away. I get American roads are bigger but FFS keep your eyes on the road!"
Oh my god yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they never seem to gloss or brush their teeth
Wouldn't it be enamel
Russian Doll
Her friend is always back
Is always back to brush their teeth "
I never brush my teeth after having milked plenty big dicks because the semen doesn't just contain sperm, it also contains vitamins like zinc and calcium, which is why some claim it may help prevent tooth decay. So far so good, not had any issues with my teeth or gums. |
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"Running in a straight line when getting chased especially when’s it by a car and they continue to run in the middle of the road "
Or when something is falling towards someone they run in the direction it is falling rather than just stepping to the side so it misses them. |
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"Whenever the police are following a suspect and he parks up, there's always a space for the police to park their car.
And don't get me started on shoot outs.
Winston
Shootouts you say?
Where enemy crack military special forces seem unable to hit a moving target but always manage to ping their bullets off the pillars and posts right next to their intended target.. but the action hero fires off a few shots of their own and takes out half a platoon of enemy fighters?
Those shootouts? "
Please Dan, for the love of God, do NOT get him started on shootouts and fight scenes.
I beg of you........ 
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Always leave car windows down and rarely lock the car.
Except for dramatic effect in horror films when the car's locked and they can't find key's in bag.
Hey haven't you heard of keyless entry?
And any random car always has a spare set of keys hidden in the sun visor.
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"Always leave car windows down and rarely lock the car.
Except for dramatic effect in horror films when the car's locked and they can't find key's in bag.
Hey haven't you heard of keyless entry?
And any random car always has a spare set of keys hidden in the sun visor.
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the sun visor key always makes me smile. Like yeah, let’s leave a key there! |
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