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Here's mine
My grandad said the other day, lad you people today depend on technology too much. I responded by calling him a hypocrite and then switched off his life support.
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
My dad died in a concentration camp in 1944.
...fell out of the watchtower. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
There's a comedian called Masai Graham who has some of the best dark jokes imaginable. He's won Dave's best joke of the Fringe a few times. He's worth looking up, as he's great.  |
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"My dad died in a concentration camp in 1944.
...fell out of the watchtower. "
That one is a keeper bahaha |
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"There's a comedian called Masai Graham who has some of the best dark jokes imaginable. He's won Dave's best joke of the Fringe a few times. He's worth looking up, as he's great. "
Cheers! Shall take a looksie |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Here's mine
My grandad said the other day, lad you people today depend on technology too much. I responded by calling him a hypocrite and then switched off his life support.
Terrible. your turn ! "
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My grandpa had forty-six confirmed kills in World War 2. Worst technician the Luftwaffe's ever seen.
LvM |
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Not a lot of people know this, but Princess Dianna actually had dandruff... The police found her head and shoulders in the glovebox |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
The move to shaved vaginas and the fashion for hipster beards means the world has roughly the same amount of hair as before...just on different cunts. |
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I walked into a library and asked for a book about suicide.
"Fuck off" the librarian said "you won't bring it back" |
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And now the "Challenger" jokes.
Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?
Because they couldn't get seven up.
What have NASA and walrus got on common?
They're both looking for a tight seal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wasn't particularly close to my dad when he died.
Which was lucky as he stepped on a landmine. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
The girlfriend asked me how was our relationship. I said fine as I've got a goddess in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom .
She said that reminds her to wake her mum and change the sheets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw an advert the other day, was a little Ethiopian boy malnourished, the ad was asking for donations, I felt really sorry for the lad so I donated 20 quid.
Then the ad came on again and my heart dropped, I felt sorry for him but I thought I've given some money and I hope others do the same, then they showed the ad again...and again...and AGAIN... and I just thought OH FUCK OFF, wipe those flys of your face you lazy cunt! |
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I want to die peacefully like my grandad rather that screaming in terror like the passengers on his aeroplane |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's hairy and got 5 fingers? A Thalidomides armpit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What’s blue and fucks grannies?
Hypothermia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is the only thing I've actually laughed at all day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do you make your wife scream during sex ?
Phone her up and tell her about it.  |
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"The move to shaved vaginas and the fashion for hipster beards means the world has roughly the same amount of hair as before...just on different cunts."
I laughed. Very hard n loud. |
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"And now the "Challenger" jokes.
Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?
Because they couldn't get seven up.
What have NASA and walrus got on common?
They're both looking for a tight seal."
What does NASA stand for Need another seven astronauts |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
I was very proud of my father for capturing enemy positions and rounding up dozens of Germans. We never went without a sunbed in Majorca.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife told me holiday sex is the best.
That wasn't a nice post card to receive. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Met a lovely woman on here for sex. Unfortunately still getting over the death of her husband but a real breath of fresh air nevertheless...we did it in his oxygen tent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friends dad is a bus driver and saved the lives of all his passengers.
It was about to go over a cliff when one the passengers talked him out of it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And now the "Challenger" jokes.
Why did NASA technicians drink Sprite?
Because they couldn't get seven up.
What have NASA and walrus got on common?
They're both looking for a tight seal."
Around this time joke went around
What does NASA stand for Need another seven astronauts |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Phil Carr does a great Madeline McCann joke if he thinks the audience is up for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
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Dr shipman will be missed in the prison boxing team especially his lethal jab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Oscar Pistorius, really wanted a new bathroom door. But his girlfriend, was dead against it.
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Some of these are GOLDEN. Thanks !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, “Knock knock,” we’d say, “Who’s there?”
Then she’d say, “I can’t remember”… and start to cry. |
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Jesus: ...then they gave me a crown of thorns and whipped me. It was so hot I came twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of these are great.
But others make me worry for people. I don't know how people can be so insensitive.
Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"My wife told me holiday sex is the best.
That wasn't a nice post card to receive."
WAs her name Shirley, Mr Valentine? |
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If your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"If your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it."
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. |
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I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile |
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"I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am suprised this thread is still here. The majority of the "jokes" are vile "
Yep.
I don't mind dark humour if it's actually funny, but most of these are disturbing. Yeah let's all laugh about dead babies and kids being assaulted.
Hilarious. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Jesus
Can people remember that you can't post anything illegal. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Yeah some of them were really sick , breaking site rules never mind forum rules |
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