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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

If you were called before whatever god you follow for an appraisal of how your life has been so far ,how would you do,what do you think his report would be be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll let santa be the judge of if I've been good...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would his report on you be?

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

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"I'll let santa be the judge of if I've been good..."
Jeeze.. he d have his work cut out. Then again.. I guess the report on you would be more than a page long

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

That I carried accountability and humility as my guiding principles throughout my entire adult life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would say, why didnt you show yourself you cunt!! I abandoned you years ago and lived a life of sinning and debauchery and NOW you show up to rub it in my face! Send me to Hell and stick yer Heaven up yer arse.....or words to that effect!

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"What would his report on you be? "

in the middle how about you ??

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"I would say, why didnt you show yourself you cunt!! I abandoned you years ago and lived a life of sinning and debauchery and NOW you show up to rub it in my face! Send me to Hell and stick yer Heaven up yer arse.....or words to that effect!

well thats honest

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Serious post (Well I ll try!) I guess humanity, responsibility and warmth... well hope so anyway.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

think he would say it started out pretty fucked but im improving and if i carry on like this i will end up like mother theresa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are any swingers really religious? I can't say I have ever mat any myself and I certainly am not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would his report on you be?

in the middle how about you ??"

Left of centre as that makes as much sense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

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"Are any swingers really religious? I can't say I have ever mat any myself and I certainly am not. "
Think OP is talking hypothetically. What would somebody... anybody... say about your life and the way you lead it.... Not specific about a god I think. OP? Am I right?

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"Are any swingers really religious? I can't say I have ever mat any myself and I certainly am not. "

Me neither tbh ,well forget the god bit and do a self assessment hows the ride been so far ?

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

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"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

"
I simply hope I d be going in there before you... otherwise I would not have a chance...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are any swingers really religious? I can't say I have ever mat any myself and I certainly am not.

Me neither tbh ,well forget the god bit and do a self assessment hows the ride been so far ?

ooooooooooooo excellent - I am enjoying it ......... not sure everyone else is though

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

I simply hope I d be going in there before you... otherwise I would not have a chance...

well he can only deal with one trouble maker at a time lol

and I am sure there are plenty that would put in a good word for me lol

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

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"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

I simply hope I d be going in there before you... otherwise I would not have a chance...

well he can only deal with one trouble maker at a time lol

and I am sure there are plenty that would put in a good word for me lol

"
Yeah that is what would fuck my chances

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick "

Ok might have to do a little wiggle, and a bit of quick talking and flash a ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

little smile, but I would be in lol

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

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"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

"
Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

As an aetheist, I guess I'll have to let history be my judge.

But for the here and now, so long as I can look those I love, care for and respect in the eye with a steady unflinching gaze, then I guess I'm doing ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

I simply hope I d be going in there before you... otherwise I would not have a chance...

well he can only deal with one trouble maker at a time lol

and I am sure there are plenty that would put in a good word for me lol

Yeah that is what would fuck my chances

yeah thats cos u havent quite got the hang of the "incidents" - when they happen u just have to make sure the other person there believes they are nothing to do with u ............ its easy .................... works everytime ....... classic example, wheelchair and lamp post - did I get the blame ............ nope lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tracey Chapman's lyrics to Unsung Psalm. Or, go back and try harder.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

"
I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly, if I were called before God to account for my actions - I would ask how he accounts for lack of inaction when he sees his children maiming, injuring killing each other all in his name.

Then, Id invite him for a beer and get down to straightening some of this crazy-ass shit out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were called before whatever god you follow for an appraisal of how your life has been so far ,how would you do,what do you think his report would be be

If i found myself so summoned before god I would be the one holding THEM to account and demanding explanation.

If god created us then what place does he have to hold us in contempt? fuck that, I'll be the one shouting and he better be the one with satisfactory answers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

"
Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

"
Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol"

You dont know what she is capable of. She lulls you into a false sense of security... and then before you know it... she brings them out...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol

You dont know what she is capable of. She lulls you into a false sense of security... and then before you know it... she brings them out...;-)"

oiiii hold on rewind a little - u said stuffing - nothing sexy or dirty and then the next thing u said was people ....................... wanna elaborate on that point? lol

and he isnt gonna spank me ....... lol

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol

You dont know what she is capable of. She lulls you into a false sense of security... and then before you know it... she brings them out...;-)

oiiii hold on rewind a little - u said stuffing - nothing sexy or dirty and then the next thing u said was people ....................... wanna elaborate on that point? lol

and he isnt gonna spank me ....... lol

"
Dont be so sure... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol

You dont know what she is capable of. She lulls you into a false sense of security... and then before you know it... she brings them out...;-)

oiiii hold on rewind a little - u said stuffing - nothing sexy or dirty and then the next thing u said was people ....................... wanna elaborate on that point? lol

and he isnt gonna spank me ....... lol

Dont be so sure... pmsl"

u didnt answer the question - dont try n wiggle out of it ........lol and I have secret weapons he wont lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man over a year ago

all over the place

"he would love me

and if not and he wasnt sure I would flutter my eyelashes ......... that should do it !!!!!

lol you sure its your eyelashes would do the trick

little smile, but I would be in lol

Put those boobs away... this is meant to be an equal opportunities thread ...

I'm sorry they aren't straight lol

I was tlkaing comparing mine and yours... and yours are bigger than mine...

errrrrm so wot do I do now? or perhaps u should stuff something up your jumper no one will notice .......

Reminds me I need to get stuffing tomorrow for Sunday's party.

Stuffing ............ do elaborate .......

Nothing dirty or sexy... just people, party, roasts and stuffing...

We are going to get a spanking of the OP for hijacking his thread, you know!

nooo this is funny go for it i love to see you both rambling on ...lol

You dont know what she is capable of. She lulls you into a false sense of security... and then before you know it... she brings them out...;-)

oiiii hold on rewind a little - u said stuffing - nothing sexy or dirty and then the next thing u said was people ....................... wanna elaborate on that point? lol

and he isnt gonna spank me ....... lol

Dont be so sure... pmsl

u didnt answer the question - dont try n wiggle out of it ........lol and I have secret weapons he wont lol

lol secret weapons ? tell us more we wont tell anyone

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

He would say,

Oops sorry,is this your seat.