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Secure the southern borders of Germania and allow the savages to the north free play, penned in. Likewise with Caledonia.
Fund research into the Antikytheta mechanism and the possible explosive powers of certain minerals.
Under no account allow Christianity to become the religion of Empire.
Establish a friendly trading relationship with China, including a defence pact against our common enemy, the lawless horse-warriors of the Caucasian and Mongolian steppes.
Place water buckets and a simple sprinkler system throughout the Library of Alexandria.
And after that busy morning, appoint a regent so I could retire to thr Tuscan hills with my beautiful family, my acres of vineyards, olives, and figs, and my trusty wolfhound, Servus.
Oh, and release all my personal sl*ves, offering them instead a good wage.
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"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
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"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..
I love your hair  He has got nice hair  "
He so does ! Slightly jealous |
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"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?Italian architecture, Italian fashion, Italian food, Italian style, Italian language so sexy "
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"Secure the southern borders of Germania and allow the savages to the north free play, penned in. Likewise with Caledonia.
Fund research into the Antikytheta mechanism and the possible explosive powers of certain minerals.
Under no account allow Christianity to become the religion of Empire.
Establish a friendly trading relationship with China, including a defence pact against our common enemy, the lawless horse-warriors of the Caucasian and Mongolian steppes.
Place water buckets and a simple sprinkler system throughout the Library of Alexandria.
And after that busy morning, appoint a regent so I could retire to thr Tuscan hills with my beautiful family, my acres of vineyards, olives, and figs, and my trusty wolfhound, Servus.
Oh, and release all my personal sl*ves, offering them instead a good wage.
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By *isaB45Woman
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"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..
I love your hair He has got nice hair
He so does ! Slightly jealous "
Strong beard game, too.
Not quite as fabulous as you,though  |
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"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..
I love your hair He has got nice hair
He so does ! Slightly jealous
Strong beard game, too.
Not quite as fabulous as you,though "
Thank you but
Can’t compete there ! He is so charming with his long hair |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I was reading SPQR a history of Rome last night ,long on politics, short on sex..
I love your hair He has got nice hair
He so does ! Slightly jealous
Strong beard game, too.
Not quite as fabulous as you,though
Thank you but
Can’t compete there ! He is so charming with his long hair "
He is charming  |
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"But other than pizza, linguine, felatio, cunilingus, toga parties and the dubious Russell Crowe, what have the Romans ever done for us?Italian architecture, Italian fashion, Italian food, Italian style, Italian language so sexy ciao! "
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Well if it was ancient Rome but in modern times.
I would reintroduce the gladiators not the crap TV show.
Colosseums arenas in every major city.
And criminals depending on the severity of the crime would either fight bare Knuckle each other for a knock out for minor offences.
For more serious crime's to the death with either other criminals or well trained gladiators.
For kiddy fiddler's and murderer's they go one on one unarmed against bear's or Tigers.
Banish reality TV or any kind.
And have all influences either thrown in the galleons rowing or put to the sword.
Make social media sites such as Twitter and the likes illegal. |
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