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I’ve run out of fire lighters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So come on baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toaster and junk mail

Good make shift heat source

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For a split second I read it as you’ve run out of fire fighters, enjoy finding more

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By *iable93Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Toaster and junk mail

Good make shift heat source "

Good way of burning the house down, one massive heat source then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toaster and junk mail

Good make shift heat source

Good way of burning the house down, one massive heat source then.

Only people who have had nothing live out off a vehicle will know that trick

12v toaster and paper

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Pubes?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

greaseproof paper is quite good. Cotton wool and some alcohol. Think zippo lighters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So come on baby"

Looks like nobody is going to light your fire

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Anti corona virus gel burns extremely well.Great for starting barbecues/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So come on baby

Looks like nobody is going to light your fire"

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"So come on baby"
wicked firelighters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cotton wool balks and beeswax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lint from tumbledryer and candlewax in a bit of an egg box

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Liz Trusss's hopes and dreams (soon to go up in smoke)

Tampons according to Ray Mears and his pals.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Try B&M in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a wank with no lube?

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