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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couples profile but only pics of the guy, oh she's doing the ironing  "
You be wrong on that one
I have had a couple profile look at me
They profile pic is them together the rest off the pics are 8 dick pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't do tonight, I have a headache"
Had someone tell me that to pull out off a meet
We got talking in the morning I sed I didn’t do drop hat meets
But could do later that night at like 6ish
He sed ok I sed ok I be on here at 5 to confirm
Went got shaved and ready went to message him to come over and got sorry can’t come over now I have a sore head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't do tonight, I have a headache
Had someone tell me that to pull out off a meet
We got talking in the morning I sed I didn’t do drop hat meets
But could do later that night at like 6ish
He sed ok I sed ok I be on here at 5 to confirm
Went got shaved and ready went to message him to come over and got sorry can’t come over now I have a sore head "
Probably likely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't do tonight, I have a headache
Had someone tell me that to pull out off a meet
We got talking in the morning I sed I didn’t do drop hat meets
But could do later that night at like 6ish
He sed ok I sed ok I be on here at 5 to confirm
Went got shaved and ready went to message him to come over and got sorry can’t come over now I have a sore head
Probably likely!"
Yes but the wrong head I expect To much pulling away on it instead off waiting and doing what he sed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!"
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct. "
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!"
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks. "
You noticed the 3 pairs for a fiver sports direct ones! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I got a message from Napoleon Rolo and decided not to block him"
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Tried to message the wee man but he blocked single chaps and found himself in the wrong thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I got a message from Napoleon Rolo and decided not to block him"
Tried to message the wee man but he blocked single chaps and found himself in the wrong thread."
Not at all. You started the thread subject, you gotta suffer the consequences |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I got a message from Napoleon Rolo and decided not to block him"
Tried to message the wee man but he blocked single chaps and found himself in the wrong thread.
Not at all. You started the thread subject, you gotta suffer the consequences "
Ffs ok
The wee man will very soon post a message without any grammatical mistakes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks.
You noticed the 3 pairs for a fiver sports direct ones!"
Times are hard and with the energy crisis you have to get your money’s worth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks.
You noticed the 3 pairs for a fiver sports direct ones!
Times are hard and with the energy crisis you have to get your money’s worth. "
But sports direct? A retailer where shoplifters steer clear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks.
You noticed the 3 pairs for a fiver sports direct ones!
Times are hard and with the energy crisis you have to get your money’s worth.
But sports direct? A retailer where shoplifters steer clear?"
Exactly my point! Even shoplifters have standards! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a lovely dick pic. I particularly like the use of the dirty toilet.
Keeps the sock on they are so dam sexy!
So glad you have touched on the sock scenario! Seriously watching some of the videos that people upload only to see that taking the socks off hasn’t entered there minds as the most unflattering thing to see in the situation especially when it’s blatantly obvious that they were 3 pairs for a fiver from sports direct.
Marks and Spencer’s are permissible!
You must be looking very closely to recognise if the individual is wearing M&S socks.
You noticed the 3 pairs for a fiver sports direct ones!
Times are hard and with the energy crisis you have to get your money’s worth.
But sports direct? A retailer where shoplifters steer clear?
Exactly my point! Even shoplifters have standards! "
A chap of my age prefers a retailer that is reassuringly expensive and will take an item back with little fuss even after you have worn it twice. Once to a 60th and the other to a funeral where I spilled trifle down the lapel but managed to disguise it when I took it back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message from the Mods: you can mention any forum bans, other website, other swing websites, banned word are ok and everything is now free.
See you after the ban."
I am a rocker so will be fine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message from the Mods: you can mention any forum bans, other website, other swing websites, banned word are ok and everything is now free.
See you after the ban."
Why would I be the subject of such an outrage? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Message from the Mods: you can mention any forum bans, other website, other swing websites, banned word are ok and everything is now free.
See you after the ban.
I am a rocker so will be fine!"
Speaking of Rockers, I've just got back from
Brighton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I’m Lola,
You look hot!
I’m 5’5”, petit brunette with blue skin, and loves horse riding, taking a high tea picnic and fucking for hours in the countryside! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not actually a single woman or a couple, I'm a lonely single guy who gets a kick out of sending and receiving messages."
Raises hand and identifies with the brother the couple mentions? |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
“Hi, I’m a single male and rather than taking an interest in your body and the limits of your sexual boundaries, I’d much prefer to engage you on your deepest thoughts around the human condition” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you kindly for your "Hi" message. I really appreciate the effort that went into composing such a complex and thoughtful introduction. I know it's how people would actually greet each other in real life, but it seems more compelling reading it as a text. Once again, thank you. I'd love to meet up with you and discuss other ways of opening conversations. Is this something you'd be interested in? Mwah. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Thank you for your recent message. The unsolicitated dick pic followed by a "Hi" really made my day. I love how you captured the majestic contrast of your shaft along the gleam of the toilet seat. Exactly what I'm looking for on fab so thank you for making me smile |
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"Thank you kindly for your "Hi" message. I really appreciate the effort that went into composing such a complex and thoughtful introduction. I know it's how people would actually greet each other in real life, but it seems more compelling reading it as a text. Once again, thank you. I'd love to meet up with you and discuss other ways of opening conversations. Is this something you'd be interested in? Mwah."
Oh please can I nick this? Fair few messages deserve this cut and paste reply |
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"A couples profile but only pics of the guy, oh she's doing the ironing
You be wrong on that one
I have had a couple profile look at me
They profile pic is them together the rest off the pics are 8 dick pics "
lol awww the Ops gone  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"A couples profile but only pics of the guy, oh she's doing the ironing
You be wrong on that one
I have had a couple profile look at me
They profile pic is them together the rest off the pics are 8 dick pics lol awww the Ops gone "
Premature ejection... |
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"A couples profile but only pics of the guy, oh she's doing the ironing
You be wrong on that one
I have had a couple profile look at me
They profile pic is them together the rest off the pics are 8 dick pics lol awww the Ops gone
Premature ejection..."
he seemed like an OK guy had he been here long? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Men moaning in the forum that they’re getting to many messages and why is their profile so busy.
Please send vag pic with 1st message, no boobs smaller than 38c it’s not worth my time.
The mr "
Oh please can I nick this? Fair few messages deserve this cut and paste reply
(Ooh the irony, I never even asked her ...) |
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