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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Ninja ants.
They hide under the toaster and then carry the crumbs back to the drawer whilst you're looking for the marmalade in the fridge.
Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?
A |
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"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer  .
How do they get in there 
Also why is there always a soup spoon in with the dessert spoons and a fork where the knives should be?"
I’d be having words with the kitchen staff if that was happening.  |
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"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer .
How do they get in there
Also why is there always a soup spoon in with the dessert spoons and a fork where the knives should be?
I’d be having words with the kitchen staff if that was happening. "
Oh don't worry I did. Stood in front of the mirror and gave myself a stern talking to  |
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Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?
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You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse  "
What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?
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I've never had a lentil on my face |
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"Crumbs in the cutlery drawer .
How do they get in there "
I'd imagine you make toast nearby; the crumbs fall on to the kitchen side and inevitably some will fall in the draw.
If you don't make toast nearby, then the only thing I can think of is that they have somehow escaped the dimension of lost keys, small change and guitar picks, somehow manifesting themselves within your cutlery draw... |
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"Possibly from the bread knife?
Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use  
Sometimes it just needs a brush off 
...or lick it!"
To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times only if it’s not needing a proper wash |
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"Possibly from the bread knife?
Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use
Sometimes it just needs a brush off
Brush the crumbs back into the drawer!! "
I’m probably more weird than that, I’ll brush them onto the floor then get the brush and sweep up |
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"Possibly from the bread knife?
Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use
Sometimes it just needs a brush off
...or lick it!
To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times only if it’s not needing a proper wash"
We are still talking about the knife here, right? |
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"Possibly from the bread knife?
Not pointing any fingers but someone doesn't wash their bread knife after every use
Sometimes it just needs a brush off
...or lick it!
To be honest i usually rattle it off the counter a couple times only if it’s not needing a proper wash
We are still talking about the knife here, right?"
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"
Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?
A
You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse "
True!
But I was actually going to say you can't accidentally marmalade your knob in the fridge door whilst looking for the actual marmalade to put on your toast that you're making in the nude because for once you have the house to yourself.
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*not that that's ever happened to me of course........ |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Ninja ants.
They hide under the toaster and then carry the crumbs back to the drawer whilst you're looking for the marmalade in the fridge.
Do you know the difference between jam and marmalade?
A"
There's no Lady Jam? |
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