"Ok, so I've just ordered a scratching post for a cat I don't own."
Riiiiight.
Is it a frequent visitor? We used to have a big old boy who got a bit overweight, we couldn't understand why. Turns out he was visiting all the old ladies in the area and getting treats. I frequently arrived home from work to see him looking down at me from our neighbours bedroom window  |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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"Ok, so I've just ordered a scratching post for a cat I don't own."
That's OK I have seen a video on one of those adult educational sites of a woman using a condom covered cat scratching post as a sex toy, so you maybe able to find someone who would use it. Hahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhh i see whats going on here.
Trying to bring the pussy to you hey?
Why didnt i think of that? (Im just popping on to well known shopping site, and adding to cart)
Hope it works
(Mrs)  |
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"Ok, so I've just ordered a scratching post for a cat I don't own.
Riiiiight.
Is it a frequent visitor? We used to have a big old boy who got a bit overweight, we couldn't understand why. Turns out he was visiting all the old ladies in the area and getting treats. I frequently arrived home from work to see him looking down at me from our neighbours bedroom window "
She is, and she's taken to using the staircase carpet for scratching. |
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"Ha ha ha sucker... You are now a cat sl@ve  "
I knew that the day she decided to nap on my desk, and violently objected when I disturbed her by attempting to do some work. The scratches took days to heal. |
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