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Roast the Person Above Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Continuing this because I joined late and think it's a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're cheap version of Dan Berks!

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Wants margot Robbie, but dresses like Robbie Williams.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're cheap version of Dan Berks!"

How long did you have to breathe in on your profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wants anyone. "

Well, not anyone if that includes you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needs to spend more time in the gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burger breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Burger breasts

Buys his trainers from Asda

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Burger breasts

Buys his trainers from Asda"

Hung like a mouse

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Burger breasts

Buys his trainers from Asda

Hung like a mouse"

Wears a bra 3 sizes too small to make her boobs look bigger.

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Davie uses a lot of B&W photos to mask his acne. Everyone knows.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Davie uses a lot of B&W photos to mask his acne. Everyone knows.

Gbat "

Gbat uses a lot of 1960 porn stills on his profile

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Napoleon can't even stretch to a 1960s porn shot!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone needs to call Alan titchmarsh to trim that bush

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Someone needs to show their bush!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Struggles leaving a post thats why he is "Giving Bye A Try"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Struggles leaving a post thats why he is "Giving Bye A Try""

Impressive tool for a short chap

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat "

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Burger breasts

Buys his trainers from Asda

Hung like a mouse

Wears a bra 3 sizes too small to make her boobs look bigger. "

Goes to the Gym and forgets to work on his core

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!"

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits

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By *hisguy84Man over a year ago

Jersey

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 23:34:46]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits"

Nothing to work with on your profile…which one can only assume is what the last woman said about your ability in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits

Nothing to work with on your profile…which one can only assume is what the last woman said about your ability in the bedroom"

BURN!!

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By *andi kissesCouple over a year ago

Essex

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 23:34:46]"

Too scared to say what they wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits

Nothing to work with on your profile…which one can only assume is what the last woman said about your ability in the bedroom"

Has trouble in correctly using discreet or discrete in a sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits

Nothing to work with on your profile…which one can only assume is what the last woman said about your ability in the bedroom

Has trouble in correctly using discreet or discrete in a sentence."

The only time I would turn down the last rolo

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 23:46:16]

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Hasn't got a sense of timing!

Gbat

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Sorry, that was to thumper! Hoist by my own petard!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stole a banana and painted it to look like a cock.

Gbat

Actually I borrowed it off a minion...so pfft!!

Has one massive sized hand that fits his phone!!

Dreadful taste in suits

Nothing to work with on your profile…which one can only assume is what the last woman said about your ability in the bedroom

Has trouble in correctly using discreet or discrete in a sentence.

The only time I would turn down the last rolo"

The only time I wouldn’t dance cheek to cheek with a lady in red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!"

Touché sir!!!

Well played, and I doff my hat whilst simultaneously cursing my telephones auto correct!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!"

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?"
shouldn't you be in bed old man

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

This man's hard drive needs checking

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By *aaLaaWoman over a year ago

Pontesbury

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Touché sir!!!

Well played, and I doff my hat whilst simultaneously cursing my telephones auto correct!"

Thinks the cream goes on first

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Grammar police ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man "

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

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By *aaLaaWoman over a year ago

Pontesbury

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

"
wow some dress sense there

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

wow some dress sense there

"
this man's hard drive needs checking

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Two much?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

wow some dress sense there

this man's hard drive needs checking"
well done on having no imagination using the same one twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man "

Wonders why a young pup is on fab and keeps his socks on in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

When from Essex, you just know

Has trouble correctly using their and there in a sentence!

Its 11.40 a night, does your mum know your still awake?shouldn't you be in bed old man

I am, wanna say hello to your mum?

wow some dress sense there

this man's hard drive needs checking"

Yep, we got it the first time, Mr repeato

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Went we was younger I would of got a killllllllled it from my friends. And this didn't mean that I done good

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By *aaLaaWoman over a year ago

Pontesbury

Confused sub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still own there white Ford Cabriolet with there names on the windscreen

Thinks the cream goes on first "

I prefer to make sure the jam has been has been fully satisfied before adding the cream to the scone

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

El Capi repeto I'm Spanish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub"

You must be Russian then?

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By *aaLaaWoman over a year ago

Pontesbury

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Just going round in circles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one. "

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one. "

Waistline growth an issue when wearing shirts these day's?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)"

At least I can run the length of myself

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Looooooooooooool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Loooooooooooooooool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?"

Your mum's safe then

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

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By *reedyHMan over a year ago

bellingham

Context

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?"

Why??

It's a banter thread. Are you a snowflake??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Why??

It's a banter thread. Are you a snowflake??"
a melted snowflake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Context"

Once auditioned for a role in "The sound of music" but didn't get part, apparently they needed room on the stage for more than just the mountain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Why??

It's a banter thread. Are you a snowflake??"

More of a crunchy nut cornflake but wonders if the roastee has read the forum rules or can even read!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Context"

Reading too much into it cono. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!"

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sticks and stones may break my bones. But names will never hurt me. Said the normal human being

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"

And because your parents were so poor they couldn’t afford toothpaste that’s how your cousins sister conceived you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol"

There is no rule against being short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

And because your parents were so poor they couldn’t afford toothpaste that’s how your cousins sister conceived you."

Say the chap from Newton Abott where the home office forensic science lab was closed due the fact the local have the same dna and no one has any teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short"

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short"

Said the man over 6ft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm "

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm "

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?"

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?"

Eeerm. Was that an attempt at humour? Pure pish patter if it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum"

She doesn’t do small guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?

Eeerm. Was that an attempt at humour? Pure pish patter if it was

I just did what ever fab female does to him ..."ignored"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum"

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum"

Says the man who can’t get a European travel visa because his Banana is so bent it doesn’t comply with EU law

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?

Eeerm. Was that an attempt at humour? Pure pish patter if it was

I just did what ever fab female does to him ..."ignored""

Say the chap who remains unverified!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

Says the man who can’t get a European travel visa because his Banana is so bent it doesn’t comply with EU law"

And to think, I voted against brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?

Eeerm. Was that an attempt at humour? Pure pish patter if it was

I just did what ever fab female does to him ..."ignored""

Yet more shit patter. Clutching at straws there mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!"

Nae bother shadow heed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!"

From an unverified profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

To many man’s in that last roast.........or maybe it was a light simmering?

Eeerm. Was that an attempt at humour? Pure pish patter if it was

I’ll give you that fair comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

From an unverified profile

Thinks really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!"

Did you copy and paste that response?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

Did you copy and paste that response?"

Congratulations wee man you made it to the 100th roast post.

Now this old fella has to sleep as he has work onthe morrow

It has been fun and put me down for the next Fab roost (sic)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

Did you copy and paste that response?

Congratulations wee man you made it to the 100th roast post.

Now this old fella has to sleep as he has work onthe morrow

It has been fun and put me down for the next Fab roost (sic)"

Its all in good nature, I hope you didn't take any of it personally ... although your sister is upset, she wants her dildo back off you before you go to sleep.

Night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

Did you copy and paste that response?

Congratulations wee man you made it to the 100th roast post.

Now this old fella has to sleep as he has work onthe morrow

It has been fun and put me down for the next Fab roost (sic)

Its all in good nature, I hope you didn't take any of it personally ... although your sister is upset, she wants her dildo back off you before you go to sleep.

Night

I thought he was her dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

Did you copy and paste that response?

Congratulations wee man you made it to the 100th roast post.

Now this old fella has to sleep as he has work onthe morrow

It has been fun and put me down for the next Fab roost (sic)

Its all in good nature, I hope you didn't take any of it personally ... although your sister is upset, she wants her dildo back off you before you go to sleep.

Night

I thought he was her dildo.

Can't be, he'd be verified!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

I'm so getting a ban for that one. Lol

There is no rule against being short

Strange a man with the man "napoleon" has height issue's ... hmmm

He's over 6ft tho.

Do you think he got feet mixed up way inches?

Hold on, I'll ask his mum

I heard she's dead you suck fuck!!

And she still gets more fucks than him!!

Says the wee fella who remains unverified!

Did you copy and paste that response?

Congratulations wee man you made it to the 100th roast post.

Now this old fella has to sleep as he has work onthe morrow

It has been fun and put me down for the next Fab roost (sic)

Its all in good nature, I hope you didn't take any of it personally ... although your sister is upset, she wants her dildo back off you before you go to sleep.

Night

I thought he was her dildo.

Can't be, he'd be verified!!

Viscous accusations right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused sub

You must be Russian then?

Has many qualities but spelling isn't one.

Run. DCM

(No really - run)

At least I can run the length of myself

Suddenly realises that all contributors to this thread will ultimately be banned?

Your mum's safe then

Hasn’t really recovered from the short chap roast!

If you want a comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"

A small brain as well as a small cock and someone who recycles Jimmy Care “jokes”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On your profile you said that you had standard !

But look at the shoes you wear !

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

A poor man's Ant Middleton at best

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"On your profile you said that you had standard !

But look at the shoes you wear ! "

At least 50% of your profile name is accurate

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"A poor man's Ant Middleton at best"

Your Scottish . Enough said

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"A poor man's Ant Middleton at best

Your Scottish . Enough said

You might be suited but you need booted

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By *ust me 999Man over a year ago

near you

"A poor man's Ant Middleton at best

Your Scottish . Enough said

You might be suited but you need booted

"
Pete sweaty feet is it true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A poor man's Ant Middleton at best

Your Scottish . Enough said

You might be suited but you need booted

Pete sweaty feet is it true "

Any holes a goal!

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

The profile roasts itself!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even the way she holds a cup is ugly !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The profile roasts itself!!"

The way he holds his phone say a lot about the way he fucks ! Lacking of confidence !

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By *ensualpleasures69Man over a year ago

leeds

Love to see a man leave his socks on!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Still wears that underwear from 2012

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012"

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym"

The drugs don't work

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party "

Mother Teresa was more deviant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

Mother Teresa was more deviant"

I think that mug was supposed to be alliterative

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party "

Clearly tells lies on KIK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

Clearly tells lies on KIK"

Can't do anything by himself

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

He doesn't know what a team is

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

Clearly tells lies on KIK

Can't do anything by himself "

Too weak to post her own pics #sad

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"He doesn't know what a team is

Macky - that old that women worry if he's coming or going when they play with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

Clearly tells lies on KIK

Can't do anything by himself

Too weak to post her own pics #sad"

Can't even stay awake during sex.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

Grabbing your arse like that doesn't make it perkier, actually head to a gym

The drugs don't work

Has never been invited to a party

Clearly tells lies on KIK

Can't do anything by himself

Too weak to post her own pics #sad

Can't even stay awake during sex. "

The tide wouldn't take her out

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg are you old enough to be here

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By *ensualpleasures69Man over a year ago

leeds

"Still wears that underwear from 2012"

It’s clean !! Lol

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

It’s clean !! Lol"

Ffs has never heard of waxing

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

[Removed by poster at 07/10/22 16:32:21]

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

It’s clean !! Lol

Ffs has never heard of waxing"

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby ! !

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Jeezus woman, your work ain't done in the garden . Falling asleep stood up though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeezus woman, your work ain't done in the garden . Falling asleep stood up though?

Over compensating...

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

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By *ureEscapismMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 07/10/22 16:37:21]

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

It’s clean !! Lol

Ffs has never heard of waxing

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby ! !

She dresses like a throwback to the 70,s

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

It’s clean !! Lol

Ffs has never heard of waxing

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby ! !

She dresses like a throwback to the 70,s

"
Are you actually awake on any of your profile pics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still wears that underwear from 2012

It’s clean !! Lol

Ffs has never heard of waxing

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby ! !

She dresses like a throwback to the 70,s

Are you actually awake on any of your profile pics?"

Misread the thread, They thought it said "spitroast the person above"

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Bent as a eight Bob note

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up "

A little boy who's mum still buys his pants, oh bless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up

A little boy who's mum still buys his pants, oh bless

Only had sex the once so needs the pics to prove it.

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up

A little boy who's mum still buys his pants, oh bless

Only had sex the once so needs the pics to prove it. "

I don't need words to roast her...I'll just do this "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up

A little boy who's mum still buys his pants, oh bless

Only had sex the once so needs the pics to prove it.

I don't need words to roast her...I'll just do this "

Shit dancer

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just Ugly - actually extremely attractive, but won't admit it, as it means she'll lose a bet and she's extremely stubborn. She's committed to this until Christmas

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Bent as a eight Bob note

Spent a lot of time with David Jason growing up

A little boy who's mum still buys his pants, oh bless

Only had sex the once so needs the pics to prove it. "

Shit banter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sloth puts in more effort in different sex positions than this boy

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"A sloth puts in more effort in different sex positions than this boy "

A poor man's Mark Wright #pitiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn’t look like there was any team work in those pics

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Doesn’t look like there was any team work in those pics "
small and uneven I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn’t look like there was any team work in those pics small and uneven I'd say

No need to describe your cock like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel a tad mean on this thread now, I'm off to stroke some puppies or something.

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

"Doesn’t look like there was any team work in those pics small and uneven I'd say

No need to describe your cock like that

I think you need some bigger implants, I can barely see your current ones

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"Doesn’t look like there was any team work in those pics small and uneven I'd say

No need to describe your cock like that

Way too top heavy, ridiculous

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

He's as old as the hills and gets out of breath climbing them

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

"He's as old as the hills and gets out of breath climbing them

Shit banter, shit photos, shrivelled cock playing with a chubby bird

#sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's as old as the hills and gets out of breath climbing them

Gets a boner looking at the sea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's as old as the hills and gets out of breath climbing them

Shit banter, shit photos, shrivelled cock playing with a chubby bird

#sad"

What is your problem? You're completely missing the spirit of the game.

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

"He's as old as the hills and gets out of breath climbing them

Shit banter, shit photos, shrivelled cock playing with a chubby bird

#sad"

Bro’s so laid back all he does in bed is lay back and let the woman do the work ??

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Has better set of boobs than me.

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

"Has better set of boobs than me."

@puregym, @jdgym, @davidlloyds

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Has better set of boobs than me.

@puregym, @jdgym, @davidlloyds"

Sounds like that was a lot of money wasted.

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

"Has better set of boobs than me.

@puregym, @jdgym, @davidlloyds

Sounds like that was a lot of money wasted."

They were suggestions for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has better set of boobs than me.

@puregym, @jdgym, @davidlloyds

Sounds like that was a lot of money wasted.

They were suggestions for you"

Homeless so lives in a Premier inn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard a roumer on kikthere feet smell like 3 year old belly button fluff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard a roumer on kikthere feet smell like 3 year old belly button fluff"

Skipped school on spelling days with Jimmy Saville

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I heard a roumer on kikthere feet smell like 3 year old belly button fluff

Skipped school on spelling days with Jimmy Saville"

Isn't straight enough to meet a Tgirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard a roumer on kikthere feet smell like 3 year old belly button fluff

Skipped school on spelling days with Jimmy Saville

Isn't straight enough to meet a Tgirl

Incapable of turning left even when she knows she's right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A poor man's Billy Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got his profile photo taken by his dwarf boyfriend

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