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I learnt a new trick

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was able to carry my phone on my erection all the way to the bathroom (no stairs), this morning before it nearly fell in the loo.

What tricks can you do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet that made a mess pissin with a stiffy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is funny, I am picturing that ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bet that made a mess pissin with a stiffy"

Oh it was hard work

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Do you have a small phone?

I can balance a whole packets worth of Haribo on my boobs or arse cheeks.... beat that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a small phone?

I can balance a whole packets worth of Haribo on my boobs or arse cheeks.... beat that!

Not only small, but it was also on it's side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have a small phone?

I can balance a whole packets worth of Haribo on my boobs or arse cheeks.... beat that!

This is good

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Do you have a small phone?

I can balance a whole packets worth of Haribo on my boobs or arse cheeks.... beat that!

Adds Haribos to the list of things I need to pack

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I was able to carry my phone on my erection all the way to the bathroom (no stairs), this morning before it nearly fell in the loo.

What tricks can you do? "

ffs...you are genius

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Can we have a video of this please?

Like a tightrope walk, but with dong. I'm into it. Would fab.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"I was able to carry my phone on my erection all the way to the bathroom (no stairs), this morning before it nearly fell in the loo.

What tricks can you do? "

That's living dangerously! X

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