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Roast the person above

By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Let's get roasting again!

The premise is simple, roast whoever posted last based on their profile or photos. Don't post if you can't take others roasting you back, and keep it funny and relevant to the person, rather than just throwing random insults at people. Off we go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gas mark 6 enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Premature ejaculation and disappointment?... Its inevitable

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Gas mark 6 enough?"

Still too hot for you

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

Needs a bigger phone for her selfies x

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Needs a bigger phone for her selfies x"

Needs a new keyboard. The v seems to be stuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must have been cold when he took those pictures

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

Fantastic choice of ties

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie "
I thought I was cruel lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx"

Is investing in knee pads

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx

Is investing in knee pads

"
Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.

(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 11:20:33]

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nortyair?

Seen naughtier Nandos

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx

Is investing in knee pads

Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.

(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x"

Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx

Is investing in knee pads

Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.

(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x"

Love this ^^^

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Nortyair?

Seen naughtier Nandos

"
Titz? They lol so heavy must constantly be falling over forward. Would explain the face x

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx

Is investing in knee pads

Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.

(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x

Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her

"
I could try your arse x

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Must have been cold when he took those pictures

When the tie is longer than the peen… and I meant the bow tie I thought I was cruel lol xxx

Is investing in knee pads

Loving it, I actually had a pair on lol.

(Clears throat) Not much angle to the dangle x

Needs something really big to fill the mouth on her

I could try your arse x"

Pass the aloe Vera!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They’re ok.

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By *ilverSwordMan over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol"

So thick he’s unsure where he lives

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

So thick he’s unsure where he lives"
Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^^^ is depriving a village of an idiot.

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

If it was raining soup, he’d be outside with a fork.

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Gym bunny ! How boring !!

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

From the guy who takes off his shirt before removing his tie...Idiot x

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

So thick he’s unsure where he lives Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x"

She would know as she's drowned daily in a bukkake puddle

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"From the guy who takes off his shirt before removing his tie...Idiot x"

Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"From the guy who takes off his shirt before removing his tie...Idiot x

Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth"
The echo was from everyone ignoring your comment

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

So thick he’s unsure where he lives Terrible quips, she appears she would be out of her depth in a carpark puddle x

She would know as she's drowned daily in a bukkake puddle "
You'll never know cos I like my guys gym fit x

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Let's get roasting again!

OP's like an advert for Anusol

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Looking for young guys trying to relive her youth "

Sex moves are like something from the YMCA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's get roasting again!

OP's like an advert for Anusol"
bit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Let's get roasting again!

OP's like an advert for Anusolbit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump

Big bad wolf

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol"

Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock

(19th Sept)

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock

(19th Sept)"

Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock

(19th Sept)"

Can’t read thread directions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly "

Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Let's get roasting again!

OP's like an advert for Anusolbit of salt n pepper sprinkled on her rump

Even the one with no teeth turnt you down....

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Useless at it but do love a good roast lol

I'm in if anyone want to take a crack lol

Everyone wants a guy in a Verucca Sock

(19th Sept)

Can’t read thread directions "
Nice suit. So what have you been accused of?

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly

Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits."

Still walking around with his out of date condoms

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:19]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:48]

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:19]"

Really does have a blondes brain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arthritis kicking in. Can’t even bend to get her knickers off properly

Also arthritic, permanently bent over like little Spanish ladies carrying bundles of sticks, but with better tits.

Still walking around with his out of date condoms "

Fishnet stockings are just supposed to look like them not smell like them too

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Proving the blonde theory

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:03:19]

Really does have a blondes brain "
Ok you got me there but your still way behind

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]"

Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes!

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Using hands for blow jobs ! What an amateur

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Proving the blonde theory "
Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Proving the blonde theory "

Wannabe model

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x"

Takes everything else banging off her chin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra "

Who said that? Sorry can’t see anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gagged on a nipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Caught smuggling Right Said Fred in her bra

Who said that? Sorry can’t see anyone "

Are you standing on your head?

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]

Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes! "

Hubby definitely punching above

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Gagged on a nipple"

Such a wimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp "

Actually called Dave

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave"

Just drop the word Coyote

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance.

Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote "

Forget the suit. Should just be booted

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance.

Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x"

Can’t even spell S&M

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By *innocentMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

Bigger rack than the one I keep my spices in

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote

Forget the suit. Should just be booted"

From “Brain tree” ! That’s a joke right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote "

Fair play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote

Forget the suit. Should just be booted

From “Brain tree” ! That’s a joke right

Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]

Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes!

Hubby definitely punching above "
Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote

Fair play. "

A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote

Fair play.

A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw"

Mr proving anything can look big with no perspective!

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Proving the blonde theory Ok, was going to say I'll take it on the chin but you'd only use that against me x

Takes everything else banging off her chin

Haha but me saying that meant you could use that against me but you needed the help so glad to be of assistance.

Would you like me to help you out with your next choice of B&M undies x

Can’t even spell S&M"
No I did mean B&M but looking at them could fall under S&M x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gagged on a nipple

Such a wimp

Actually called Dave

Just drop the word Coyote

Fair play.

A. Celibacy - any it’s not a choice btw

Mr proving anything can look big with no perspective! "

10 past 8 nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out. "

War & Peace is short compared with your profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out.

War & Peace is short compared with your profile!

That cheery didn't stand a chance.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out.

War & Peace is short compared with your profile!

That cheery didn't stand a chance. "

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out.

War & Peace is short compared with your profile!

That cheery didn't stand a chance.

Needs those cherries to mask the halitosis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry - feel mean here. I’m tapping out.

War & Peace is short compared with your profile!

That cheery didn't stand a chance.

Needs those cherries to mask the halitosis

Look like Batman and Robin, if you bought from Wish.

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]

Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes!

Hubby definitely punching above Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x"

So vain she responded to comment for another person

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SuitedandBooted

Suits are so 2007. Move with the times

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 12:07:02]

Her soul is as dark as the cock she takes!

Hubby definitely punching above Don't know how to take this, is it a trap? And by the way, next time you have a hand transplant don't choose the hands of a 90 year old x

So vain she responded to comment for another person

"
ok so your catching up but even if you get the lead you won't be able to hold on to it with those hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The liquide that comes out from the young penises you blow doesn’t work the Fountain of Youth love

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

"The liquide that comes out from the young penises you blow doesn’t work the Fountain of Youth love "

Do you keep dropping your phone as you try to take pics for your profile?

You ought to be more careful!

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"The liquide that comes out from the young penises you blow doesn’t work the Fountain of Youth love "
Loving your profile, now I have something that I can guarantee will put me to sleezzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly the only roasting I’d like to do is of the ‘spit’ variety…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like your profile is being toasted by people

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

Bro’s got his face plastered all over his page and was surprised when someone found his social media

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see you are a guy who steals bedding from his grandma

(I'm so sorry I feel awful)

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 17:53:51]

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By *ieran2301Man over a year ago

london/coventry

"I see you are a guy who steals bedding from his grandma

(I'm so sorry I feel awful)"

Haha good one. You can make it up to me by letting me give you some cum glazed donuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You hold your phone like you would hold a dick at Hull’s gloryhole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you first met Ricky Machado, you shat yourself at the majesty of his beauty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you first met Ricky Machado, you shat yourself at the majesty of his beauty."

I'd rather just eat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just Ugly:

You sound beautiful. Your own roasting is top drawer x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid "

I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid

I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure"

to be honest a Woman did say that earlier so you have to come back with a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid

I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure"

The only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You said that you won’t send money but that maybe your only chance to get laid

I’ll come back and read your profile at bedtime. I’m suffering from insomnia and you’re the perfect cure

The only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait !!! "

Is there room up there for me when you’re ego and you are already there?

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

More like chipolata.

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By *inglewindsormanMan over a year ago

Bridport

"More like chipolata."

Boy George?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s that guy off of supermarket sweep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More like chipolata."

Thanks for the photos they’re printed and proudly on the mantelpiece. Just the job to keep the kids away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s that guy off of supermarket sweep!"

Blimey he’s punching. It has to be called off more than the Benn v Eubank fight

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

You should put the heating on next time you photograph your penis…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like you are standing up in a Turkish toilets in your profile picture.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fabulous and farted in a lake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabulous and farted in a lake "

to be fair it looks like a big fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He looks like he smells like my uncle who isn't a good man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He looks like he smells like my uncle who isn't a good man "

I probably do tbf

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

Terrible taste in socks..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Terrible taste in socks..

Biggest horse in Epsom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barbie doll feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bouncer on the wacky warehouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone’s compensating for their tool!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Bouncer on the wacky warehouse "

Tiny drill bit

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Misty Peaks - a mystery why anyone peeks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Misty Peaks - a mystery why anyone peeks

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your tits are too small

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Misty Peaks - a mystery why anyone peeks

Three tits on them photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]"

Flakey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]

Flakey"

Feet like a Star Wars antagonist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]

Flakey

Feet like a Star Wars antagonist"

You should of been swallowed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Homer Simpson has been on a crash diet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]

Flakey"

It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/10/22 19:44:03]

Flakey

It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote."

Take care of your eyes … they are the only balls you have !!

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

That drill is the only way he will get himself screwed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should be used as an advert for using contraception

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"You should be used as an advert for using contraception "

I am mate,. Male contraception of the permanent variety.

All it takes is some cholorform and a rusty knife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s definitely not a roast.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"That’s definitely not a roast.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships."

Hardly a suprise when you've been using the same Nokia for 20 years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’s definitely not a roast.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships."

If only those teeth were as white as those legs

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Looks like he Irons his shirts with a crisp wrapper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like he Irons his shirts with a crisp wrapper

Nice tattoos, we’re they done in prison?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A chat is different from a conversation ?! How would you know ?! All you could do is a monologue !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blahhhh"

Who are you Leo Tolstoy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry?

Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry?

Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair"

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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By *uiet_69Man over a year ago

Near

"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry?

Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. "

I use raw plugs for screws in everything and I eat oats at 3am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry?

Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. "

Who put ten pence in the cunt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works in the public forum? Can I go large with a side of onion rings and a McFlurry?

Sorry if the McFlurry looks like his hair

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Who put ten pence in the cunt?"

I didn't mean to offend you, but it was a huge bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x"

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you."

Rolf good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one "

I got that one from my inbox unfortunately

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By *parkyjayneCouple over a year ago

midlands

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one

You've flexed a 2amp battery on a dewalt impact driver. Hope you can drive shit home better than that kids tool. X

I got that one from my inbox unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one

I got that one from my box unfortunately

You mean you keep jokes in your ass ?

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By *igNick1381Man over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one

I got that one from my box unfortunately

You mean you keep jokes in your ass ?"

This dude wrote a whole book just to say at the end he had a small dick

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By *uiet_69Man over a year ago

Near

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one

You've flexed a 2amp battery on a dewalt impact driver. Hope you can drive shit home better than that kids tool. X

I got that one from my inbox unfortunately

That penis bends almost as much as a banana.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to fuck your belly button, looks like ricky’s mom anus x

You're so ugly your memory foam mattress is trying to forget you.

Rolf good one

I got that one from my box unfortunately

You mean you keep jokes in your ass ?

This dude wrote a whole book just to say at the end he had a small dick"

best one so far !

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

You're so ugly your foreskin has retracted over your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're so ugly your foreskin has retracted over your face

You give my middle finger an erection.

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By *uiet_69Man over a year ago

Near

"You're so ugly your foreskin has retracted over your face

Alright calm down there Sir Snood

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By *aleunicorn500Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Has a body that even dads would hide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fat (can I say that?) friend also has trouble getting t-shirts that fit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fat (can I say that?) friend also has trouble getting t-shirts that fit! "

You said it

One of them is clearly punching.

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By *aleunicorn500Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Has the bio voted most likely to lose interest in a third of the way in....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

MaleUnicorn500 - got thrown out of his own little world as an undesirable influence. Also, once voted tory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tits that could feed the toon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Casper the ghost has a foot fetish!!

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By *aleunicorn500Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Photos from 1989

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By *inglewindsormanMan over a year ago

Bridport

Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics "
Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong"

Beautiful smile

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

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'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick."

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth"

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week"

Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week

Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week

Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

We all know which hole that drills going in...

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week

Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

Perhaps its time to take another ‘fab break.’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I saw a toilet's u-bend in one of your pics Thought your hair couldn't get any worse than in the first pic but I was wrong

Beautiful smile

Nice avatar. Really brings out your eyes

'Fab if you'd sick it'. Sorry I'm more of a 'meal' type of girl and not really a 'snack' chick.

That cock is probably the smartest thing to come out of your mouth

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week

Looks like a screw is the only thing you're drilling

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date

Pretty sure even that will say "I think we should just be friends" to you

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