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over a year ago
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Ok fab seems to be bumming me out today so in the spirit of cheering myself up
Is there a more weird looking body part than a bag of bollox? If you were an alien you would be like
WHAT IS THAT  |
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"Ok fab seems to be bumming me out today so in the spirit of cheering myself up
Is there a more weird looking body part than a bag of bollox? If you were an alien you would be like
WHAT IS THAT "
Maybe a foreskin could be a close contender??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why were they put on the outside wasnt there the room
To keep them cool! I learnt that in science. but there not exactly cool stuck to my leg"
Use talc  |
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over a year ago
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"Armpits are quite weird. Why are they hairy? Is it for comfort? So if you're feeling sad, you can stroke your armpit like it's a hamster.
Fixed it  "
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"Armpits are quite weird. Why are they hairy? Is it for comfort? So if you're feeling sad, you can stroke your armour like it's a hamster. "
The hair traps the scent of your sweat, to attract a mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Armpits are quite weird. Why are they hairy? Is it for comfort? So if you're feeling sad, you can stroke your armour like it's a hamster.
The hair traps the scent of your sweat, to attract a mate"
Oh! I shall update my seduction technique to include an invitation to smell my armpit. |
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"Armpits are quite weird. Why are they hairy? Is it for comfort? So if you're feeling sad, you can stroke your armour like it's a hamster.
The hair traps the scent of your sweat, to attract a mate
Oh! I shall update my seduction technique to include an invitation to smell my armpit. "
I am sure there are people out there with that fetish ... bit weird though  |
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over a year ago
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"Well technically labia are empty bollocks sooooo....."
Mind Blown Moment. I winder if anyone was born suitable intersex to have full on set of plums dangling around in their flaps, ones that hurt when you accidentally sit wrong and everything... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Armpits are quite weird. Why are they hairy? Is it for comfort? So if you're feeling sad, you can stroke your armour like it's a hamster.
The hair traps the scent of your sweat, to attract a mate
Oh! I shall update my seduction technique to include an invitation to smell my armpit. "
Not a pit sniffer as a rule but must admit some, NOT ALL, are actually quite delicious
Fresh and very like the scent at that crook at the base of a neck/throat but just.... more
Hard to beat in a post sex scootch, smooch and snuggle just breathing someone in and learning all their scents  |
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massive design fault most would say lol 