...yes, I know all you grammar sluts just came in your pants at the thought of correcting something, but I'm afraid there is no typo here. Unless I make one further down. That'd be embarrassing!
My dear friend, let's call her Penelope for the sake of Fab, she just told me that was her plan for the day: a portmanteau of 'masturbating' and 'hibernating'.
Now, you know me lads: I bloody love a portmanteau. I'm adopting this word into my lexicon for the winter months and I'm sharing it with you lot, so that you can either use it too or ridicule it because Twitter is down for maintenance and you need that fix.
Blessed O's to you.
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Oh dear...........
Masturnating
To gain sexual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.
Also known as nating.
Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating. |
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Oh dear number 2
Masturnation
A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."
"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem." |
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"Oh dear number 2
Masturnation
A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."
"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem.""
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