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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
In a word....
No,
niet,
nein,
non..
other languages are available..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches
Yeah. Where are those bad bitches when you need them    "
Sitting here with my muzzle on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a queue no but I thought id of seen at least a few positive posts from a few bad bitches "
Hmmm..... really know how to ingratiate yourself with the ladies, dontcha..
And, no, I wouldn't. Thank you very much for the kind offer, but I prefer something a little more, er, .... 'female'..?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No; too young, too far and profile confusing as it says you are not adding face picture but you have one in clear display also no spacing doesn't help. Thought I would say why as you've so many no's
Good luck though and welcome to fab |
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Maybe change your name to something a little more subtle and rein back a little on the list of things things you 'enjoy' (you can always tick them, rather than listing them in your profile, it looks a bit less seedy !!) and you might have a slightly more positive response.
It'd be a no from us without even looking at your profile, currently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass |
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
Read my reply...
Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
You asked!!
The reason we said no is, your too young for us, and your miles away! And your not what we are looking for in a potential meet |
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass
Read my reply...
Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you "
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
Think this through, if you said 'would you fuck me' to any woman on the street what would the answer be?
Why is it any different on here? just because it's a sex site doesn't mean the ladies don't appreciate a little charm, cheekyness and respect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
I read your profile and looked at the photos.
I don't fancy you, moobs turn me right off, and I'm not into the rough, disrespectful sex your profile suggests you're after, (and as for bareback, no chance in hell).
I don't need to talk to you, or know you. You could be the greatest bloke on the planet but I'm not going to fuck someone I don't fancy, who is looking for the sort of sex that leaves me cold, regardless of what a great person he is. |
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"Would there be any compensation for my time?
Payment in glitter and toy dinosaurs?"
The deal is on like donkey kong
I am on it like a car bonnet
I'm on board like a pork sword
I'm in it like a bang of Cillit
I've forgot what I was talking about now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass
Read my reply...
Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you "
Erm we were just having a laugh and some banter...not shit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
Easy .. bareback. You could be God's gift to women and you still have no chance with us.
Also, if you don't like peoples replies .. don't ask the question !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
I looked at your profile and pictures and you are not for me, simple as that really..also they way you asked put me off straight away before I'd even got to looking to see if there was any attraction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass"
It started with your choice of user name, and went downhill from there, for reasons other posters have already covered.
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"How do you come to the conclusion of a straight NO so fast.I mean nobody here has taken any time to actually speak to me I feel everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon now just to be an ass
Read my reply...
Notice you got a more positive reaction on your music thread (apart from the tiresome UB40 shit) ? That's the way to introduce yourself to people,rather then just asking if they'd fuck you
Erm we were just having a laugh and some banter...not shit "
It all comes down to perception... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people "
No but made me smile asking for manners here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im sorry having read your profile, despite where you put age not important, in your bio you've set an age range.
Means I am too old, which is fine as its a thanks but no thanks from me.
Good luck with your search and happy swinging.
jeez now i have to say no thanks in the forums too,,, i might as well tackle my inbox now  |
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" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people "
try this, a friend once told me that if you have a shower and well soaped your cock and balls and then wank using the opposite hand to what you would normally use it actually feels like somebody else is doing for you! Will make you feel better !!
And before anybody asks, no i ain't tried it myself ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Just me putting the feelers out there all comments and _iews welcomed remember good manners are free people
try this, a friend once told me that if you have a shower and well soaped your cock and balls and then wank using the opposite hand to what you would normally use it actually feels like somebody else is doing for you! Will make you feel better !!
And before anybody asks, no i ain't tried it myself ! "
Everyone's tried that, along with giving yourself a blow job with the hoover...no?...must be just me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No chance, mate. I'm watching Return of the Jedi. Again......
i watched that on sunday
Do you want to see my light sabre extend?"
ooooooooooooo yesssss pleeeeze   |
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