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Things you’ve never done but everyone else has
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is there something you have never done but seems like everyone you know (in any capacity) has ?
For me - I’ve never been to a live music gig/concert, to see anyone even half famous, and people can’t believe that when I mention it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unforgettable sex.
Have someone love me.
Had a kebab after a night out.
I have had 2 out of 3 of those things "
I’ll GIVE ya all three in one night my friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to a pride festival.
I don’t think 95% of the UK population has either ??
Most people I know have. I don’t know 95% of the people  "
It’s just a minority event though not really something everyone else is likely to have done like for instance eaten ice cream or worn a jumper  |
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"Unforgettable sex.
Have someone love me.
Had a kebab after a night out.
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I’ve had forgettable sex, someone tell me they hate me and I’ve woken up hugging a kebab the next morning and may well of declared my love for it the night before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen titanic or avatar "
I was supposed to have gone to see avatar this weekend but it had sold out!
So now I’ve never seen avatar nor seen a 3D film! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unforgettable sex.
Have someone love me.
Had a kebab after a night out.
I have had 2 out of 3 of those things
I’ll GIVE ya all three in one night my friend "
Well that's the best offer I'm going to get tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to a pride festival.
I don’t think 95% of the UK population has either ??
Most people I know have. I don’t know 95% of the people
It’s just a minority event though not really something everyone else is likely to have done like for instance eaten ice cream or worn a jumper "
I was in Brighton when Pride was on, but I wasn’t aware about It being on until I got there!
I got free condoms and lube so any freebies are always welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to a pride festival.
I don’t think 95% of the UK population has either ??
Most people I know have. I don’t know 95% of the people
It’s just a minority event though not really something everyone else is likely to have done like for instance eaten ice cream or worn a jumper
I was in Brighton when Pride was on, but I wasn’t aware about It being on until I got there!
I got free condoms and lube so any freebies are always welcome! "
See. You’ve been and you didn’t even plan on it!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been to a pride festival.
I don’t think 95% of the UK population has either ??
Most people I know have. I don’t know 95% of the people
It’s just a minority event though not really something everyone else is likely to have done like for instance eaten ice cream or worn a jumper
I was in Brighton when Pride was on, but I wasn’t aware about It being on until I got there!
I got free condoms and lube so any freebies are always welcome!
See. You’ve been and you didn’t even plan on it!!! "
I know! It was very colourful!
It wasn’t me who said I hadn’t been.
The beach was very pebbly as I recall. And the motorway was closed on the way home for to an accident so didn’t get in until 4am.
It was memorable day! |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
There’s loads…..
Have never successfully ridden a bike, or a skateboard, or a scooter.
Have never dived properly into a swimming pool, jumped off any height of diving board or been to a water park (I hate swimming, did you guess?!)
Have never smoked anything.
Have never had a piercing or a tattoo (not ubiquitous, I know, but so many people have them now).
Have never been to a proper football or rugby match. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never watched Game of Thrones. I'm all alone in this pitiful world. 
Not alone. I've never watched that, or Star Wars, or any Marvel film."
Or Harry potter or lord of the rings |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I've never watched Game of Thrones. I'm all alone in this pitiful world.
Not alone. I've never watched that, or Star Wars, or any Marvel film.
Or Harry potter or lord of the rings "
Humans don’t live long enough to watch all the Lord Of The Rings films…. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"I've never watched Game of Thrones. I'm all alone in this pitiful world.
Not alone. I've never watched that, or Star Wars, or any Marvel film.
Or Harry potter or lord of the rings "
I'm in shock  lol lost for words |
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Never eaten caviar or oysters. Thought makes me feel sick.
Never been to a 3rd world country. Poorest I saw was Morocco or Mexico. Not sure if they are 3rd world though.
Never seen a snake in the wild. Glow-worms don't count.
Never met a nice South Af..but that's a song.
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Is there something you have never done but seems like everyone you know (in any capacity) has ?
For me - I’ve never been to a live music gig/concert, to see anyone even half famous, and people can’t believe that when I mention it. "
Took life too seriously |
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"I've never had KFC
WTF... i dont believe that, thats just a sin, you've never had a hot wing, or the delightful taste of a Zinger burger.... Ohhh and popcorn chicken "
the local KFCs chicken is like rubber I took it back and said "it's like rubber, can I have one I can eat please "the easter European bodybuilding manager said" they are all cooked the same you want your money back " so I took the money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never watched titanic.
I won't spoil the ending.
Is it like The Love Boat and all the blue rinses solve a murder then have a gangbang bukkake on the captain’s table? "
The Love Boat theme tune is in my head now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never had a lads only holiday abroad, the sort where you lose days and wake up naked on a roof somewhere "
God that happened to me.. and that’s the truth I ended up waking up pissing wet through due to the rain on the roof of a club. Can remember bugger all.
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"I’ve never watched titanic.
I won't spoil the ending.
Is it like The Love Boat and all the blue rinses solve a murder then have a gangbang bukkake on the captain’s table? "
Bollocks! I must have slept through that bit |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I’ve never had a lads only holiday abroad, the sort where you lose days and wake up naked on a roof somewhere
God that happened to me.. and that’s the truth I ended up waking up pissing wet through due to the rain on the roof of a club. Can remember bugger all.
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I can remember waking up pissing wet through & covers in vomit in the street and it wasn’t due to the rain and I had about 100 missed calls from Barclays fraud |
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"I've never watched Game of Thrones. I'm all alone in this pitiful world.
Not alone. I've never watched that, or Star Wars, or any Marvel film.
Or Harry potter or lord of the rings
Humans don’t live long enough to watch all the Lord Of The Rings films…."
Or does it just seem that way? They’re pretty tedious.
I can’t say that I never watched any of the Marvel films, but gave it pretty quickly, and never again. |
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"Never seen Bridget Jones.(that won't change!)
Never been on holiday abroad.(soon to be rectified!)
Never had my nails done.(again, not going to change!)
Cherry x
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Re Bridget Jones, just look at the safe she makes in the poster. The scrunched up, eyes closed thing … that’s pretty much all that happens in the films. Didn’t even get her tits out. |
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"I’ve never had a lads only holiday abroad, the sort where you lose days and wake up naked on a roof somewhere
God that happened to me.. and that’s the truth I ended up waking up pissing wet through due to the rain on the roof of a club. Can remember bugger all.
I can remember waking up pissing wet through & covers in vomit in the street and it wasn’t due to the rain and I had about 100 missed calls from Barclays fraud "
Still had your phone then! |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"There’s loads…..
Have never successfully ridden a bike, or a skateboard, or a scooter.
Have never dived properly into a swimming pool, jumped off any height of diving board or been to a water park (I hate swimming, did you guess?!)
Have never smoked anything.
Have never had a piercing or a tattoo (not ubiquitous, I know, but so many people have them now).
Have never been to a proper football or rugby match."
Some more……
Never had sex in a car (only a BJ)
Never been on a boat cruise
Never bungee jumped
Never white water rafted
Never parachute jumped
Never had oysters
Never been to a swingers/sex club
There’s probably plenty more! |
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"I've never had KFC
That’s a good thing, I’ve had one and it gave me food poisoning  "
My mom got really bad food poisoning after eating there. It's been years since we've eaten at one. Plus the one I used to live near was always out of half the menu. |
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"Never been so d*unk I've blacked out
Never slept with a stranger
Never broken a bone
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Fucked a woman in Tokyo Joes club in Preston then got so pissed I p*ssed out on the dance floor and face planted the floor, breaking my nose and cheekbone. Mates carried me back to bus and got me home. Still got a lumpy nose now |
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