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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Check out my profile and hit me up!

Genuine women only!!!!!

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By *hitney NeilWoman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Will Idris be there singing

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

As genuine as the cheeze in your sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will Idris be there singing

I can ask but it’s short notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As genuine as the cheeze in your sandwich?

That cheeze was banging. I need a woman with a banging body.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'll set up some barriers to handle the queue

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By *toC Thats MeWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

On my way babes….xx

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"As genuine as the cheeze in your sandwich?

That cheeze was banging. I need a woman with a banging body.

Ooh, that's one for a status update - as banging as vegan cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok knickers dropped bang away till your harts content

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'll be up there next month, can you wait?

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"Ok knickers dropped bang away till your harts content "

Lol love those who drop knickers

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

Damn! I'm not genuine otherwise for sure I'd be hitting you up

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'll set up some barriers to handle the queue

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happy to keep you entertained when it’s quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On my way babes….xx"

Wearing my slutty underwear for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As genuine as the cheeze in your sandwich?

That cheeze was banging. I need a woman with a banging body.

Ooh, that's one for a status update - as banging as vegan cheese

Don’t you think vagina smells a bit like vegan cheeze?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped bang away till your harts content "

Banging, can you feel it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be up there next month, can you wait?"

Ok that gives me a month to lose weight and age up a year or so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn! I'm not genuine otherwise for sure I'd be hitting you up

Cherry x"

Cherry you liar. You aren’t interested anyway

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By *toC Thats MeWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"On my way babes….xx

Wearing my slutty underwear for you

Ooof

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"Damn! I'm not genuine otherwise for sure I'd be hitting you up

Cherry x

Cherry you liar. You aren’t interested anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok knickers dropped bang away till your harts content

Banging, can you feel it?"

Thank you it was wonderful x

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"As genuine as the cheeze in your sandwich?

That cheeze was banging. I need a woman with a banging body.

Ooh, that's one for a status update - as banging as vegan cheese

Don’t you think vagina smells a bit like vegan cheeze?"

I did wonder what you were doing between my legs. I'd forgotten about that sandwich I dropped last week

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

I can't I'm sorry, never been able to do the younger guy thing.

Got on my nerves keep having to hold their hand to cross the road on the way to the pub!

Apologies

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

If only I wasn't at work... And lived closer!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh shit. I'm fake. Sorry

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By *infullyNaughtyMan over a year ago

Stanwell

Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il send em your way steve

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

Man, I feel like a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't I'm sorry, never been able to do the younger guy thing.

Got on my nerves keep having to hold their hand to cross the road on the way to the pub!

Apologies

It’s not for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If only I wasn't at work... And lived closer!

Distance is the biggest cock block isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If only I wasn't at work... And lived closer!

Distance is the biggest cock block isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh shit. I'm fake. Sorry"
nice try

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

You don’t need to dress like a woman xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il send em your way steve "

Legend

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't I'm sorry, never been able to do the younger guy thing.

Got on my nerves keep having to hold their hand to cross the road on the way to the pub!

Apologies

Go on - you know you want to really.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Oh shit. I'm Tasmanian. Sorry"

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Nobody is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il send em your way steve

Legend

"
there ya go mate status is set

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Doja Cat? No, soz hun.

But if you like it thick and you like it fat, DM me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il send em your way steve

Legend

there ya go mate status is set"

You never disappoint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doja Cat? No, soz hun.

But if you like it thick and you like it fat, DM me.

"
Meli… the things I’d do to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

Sounds like a BJ! I’m in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

Sounds like a BJ! I’m in

If you're good, you can bend me over my special chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

Sounds like a BJ! I’m in

If you're good, you can bend me over my special chair

God you’re hot

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

Now that brings back memories. Xxx

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Well that's me out. I'm neither genuine nor have a banging body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that's me out. I'm neither genuine nor have a banging body."

Nice try but I know the truth

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'll be up there next month, can you wait?

Ok that gives me a month to lose weight and age up a year or so.

I'd make an exception for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be up there next month, can you wait?

Ok that gives me a month to lose weight and age up a year or so.

I'd make an exception for you

I’ve gone one month without sex, I can go another for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dam, I'm not even sure I'm a female anymore so I'm out.

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By *rs W AnchorWoman over a year ago

North Norfolk

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dam, I'm not even sure I'm a female anymore so I'm out."

Female isn’t necessary. Just woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No thank you"

Absolutely heartbroken reading this

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Vegan??

I need me meat Steve, sorry.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Dam, I'm not even sure I'm a female anymore so I'm out."

I'm watching a crap series on Disney+ with an actor called Peter Coyote in. He looks and sounds like Kevin Costner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vegan??

I need me meat Steve, sorry."

I have a penis. But I am a vegetarian.

Anyway, good luck finding better than me on here.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Well that's me out. I'm neither genuine nor have a banging body.

Nice try but I know the truth"

Who's been talking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that's me out. I'm neither genuine nor have a banging body.

Nice try but I know the truth

Who's been talking?"

The streets

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Define 'genuine'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Define 'genuine' "

If you know you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny.

I will meet now.

But be warned, my vag is full of cum and mini cheeseburgers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny.

I will meet now.

But be warned, my vag is full of cum and mini cheeseburgers."

We’d have great sex but I’m vegetarian so sorry I won’t be eating your vag. X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"See you behind the bike sheds in 5, yeah?

Sounds like a BJ! I’m in

If you're good, you can bend me over my special chair

God you’re hot

Actually, it is a bit warm in here. It'll be cooler by the bike shed

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

You don’t need to dress like a woman xx"

Are women supposed to shave our legs?

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

You don’t need to dress like a woman xx

Are women supposed to shave our legs?

Damn "

Shave your legs and bring the hair in a ziplock bag.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pay me enough and I'll dress like a woman. You'll have to deal with the hairy legs though

You don’t need to dress like a woman xx

Are women supposed to shave our legs?

Damn

Shave your legs and bring the hair in a ziplock bag.

Umm... Your kink is not my kink but your kink is ok?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

She's 'kink shaving' ^

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