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By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

...crabs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a bucket and bait at the harbourside?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I caught the one training for the crustacean Olympic long jumping team. Little fucker managed to leap from the next piss trap to me as I was stood at it. According to Norris McWhirter, it was a world record achieving leap.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I was on the beach and an octopus lasooed me dragged me under I got bit by a lobster and

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Forgot to wax.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Must have been the trousers I tried on in M&S.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shared a bath with your sister

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By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

"I shared a bath with your sister"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I was on the beach and an octopus lasooed me dragged me under I got bit by a lobster and

I'm sure I saw a 50s creature feature film based on that scenario on the Horror channel the other week

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