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over a year ago
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"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!"
Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with?? |
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over a year ago
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"Yes I'll have a Guinness 
Oh I'll join you.. I am deficient in iron at the moment apparently ! really well ideal drink and I think low in calories "
Its just standing a minute or two.. Then I'll check the head  |
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over a year ago
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"Cider for me please…. A very strong one! "
Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that |
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"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!
Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that "
Oh trust me, there is.
I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me  |
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over a year ago
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"We have about 50 different whiskies here, and are always on offer for our "guest" after a good seeing to!
Hubby goes 70s European with his favourite: J&B.
I'll have a fruity cider..."
Oh i might need to come for a visit!!
One J&B and a fruity cider coming up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I would love a drink as not had one since May as been dieting
Just suprise me please
Xxx"
Oh in that case i think you deserve a cocktail.. How about a porn star martini |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!
Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that
Oh trust me, there is.
I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me "
**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid
Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me "
Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider 
Cheers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid
Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me
Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider
Cheers!! "
Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x |
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over a year ago
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"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good.. "
I know i want to try it too!!
Caffreys on its way x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!
Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with?? "
Coke
CoKe
Cola
One of them must of worked.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would normally say Brandy please but I’m hungover so just a cuppa with 1 sugar please "
I'll try to make it quietly 
Ooos dropped the teaspoon sorry!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid
Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me
Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider
Cheers!!
Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x"
Lets have another
On me this time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Kraken roast coffee rum please since the knobhead delivery guy didn't leave mine!
Oh that sounds very niche! What are you mixing it with??
Coke
CoKe
Cola
One of them must of worked.
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Fizzy brown liquid coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a glass of red, but it would make my stomach feel crap.
I wish I could drink like other people  "
Awww don't make yourself ill xxx what would you like instead?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .
Can we just have some crisps please  "
Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!
Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that
Oh trust me, there is.
I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me
**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**
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Suited books midnight a guided tour of the brewery x |
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"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .
Can we just have some crisps please
Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt "
Yes please - ready for another moretti too now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniel and cola please lovey bar maid
Also have some flowers and my i interest the beautiful bar maid in a complementary drink on me
Oh so thoughtful!! I'll have a cider
Cheers!!
Your welcome and yes it’s one off my meny gifts and talents and thank you x
Lets have another
On me this time "
Aww thank you so much x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cider for me please…. A very strong one!
Apparently Scrumpy Jack is the strongest cider in England, but there must be some independents who can beat that
Oh trust me, there is.
I’ve got a little micro cider brewery just around the corner from me
**midnight checks how far away Newquay is**
Suited books midnight a guided tour of the brewery x "
Woohoo!! On my way!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’re in the pub and I have a bottle of PG! Mr has a moretti so I think we’re ok .
Can we just have some crisps please
Omg snax!! Yaaasss coming right up... Ooo how about cider vinegar +salt
Yes please - ready for another moretti too now "
Coming up!! |
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"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x
Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork "
I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks
whatcha planning to do with that can of cream "
Well the label says 3-4 four people. This bar got rooms upstairs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wray & Nephew
One ice cube
No mixer
Ooo another rum lover... On its way!
How can anyone not love it
Best spirit in the world
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I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances |
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over a year ago
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"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x
Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork
I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?"
let's get d*unk and snog in the corner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a slightly chilled glass of Garrus, please. Rosé means I can pretend it's still summer."
Oh i like that... Clinging onto the last rays before winters icy tendrils start to curl around our skin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot chocolate with a can of whip cream please and thanks
whatcha planning to do with that can of cream
Well the label says 3-4 four people. This bar got rooms upstairs?"
.. With wipe clean sheets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week 
PS: What is in a porn star martini?? "
Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just tea please. Or a black coffee.
One tea coming up
Did you put milk in that ?
I put a jug of oat milk on the side
Well the oats can have it back!
Thank you for the tea"
Like a biscuit?? |
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"Wray & Nephew
One ice cube
No mixer
Ooo another rum lover... On its way!
How can anyone not love it
Best spirit in the world
I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances "
Bacardi!!!! Pah
And the conversation was going soooo well |
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"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x
Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork
I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?
let's get d*unk and snog in the corner "
Omg yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wray & Nephew
One ice cube
No mixer
Ooo another rum lover... On its way!
How can anyone not love it
Best spirit in the world
I used to drink bacardi as a teenager i think i ruined my rum chances
Bacardi!!!! Pah
And the conversation was going soooo well "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week
PS: What is in a porn star martini??
Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??
Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction!  I love exploring and love passion fruit . Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!! "
Yum! Coming right up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week
PS: What is in a porn star martini??
Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??
Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction! I love exploring and love passion fruit . Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!
Yum! Coming right up! "
Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week
PS: What is in a porn star martini??
Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??
Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction! I love exploring and love passion fruit . Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!! are you related to nora?
 , not that I'm aware of "
If he means “Nora” from “Nick and Nora” in the classic Thin Man movies, then I do feel a spiritual relation to Nora.
I think he may be referring to NoratheExplorer on FS. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I started without you…. But I’ll stagger in and take a nice Shiraz please x
Very nice.. Let me just pop that cork
I want to be dirty and respond with comments about popping your cork… however I’m a lady. So can I buy you a drink?
let's get d*unk and snog in the corner
Omg yes please"
Well that was easier than i thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..
I know i want to try it too!!
Caffreys on its way x"
Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would really like and need a Gin and Tonic, no ice, after a very challenging week
PS: What is in a porn star martini??
Oh its vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, lime juice +vanilla syrup.. With a shot of champagne served on the side.. Wanna try one??
Sounds like quite an effective and tasty concoction! I love exploring and love passion fruit . Yes, please and thank you for the stimulating suggestion!!
Yum! Coming right up!
Just what the doctor ordered! Should go well with pancakes I will soon be preparing and the thunder and heavy rain outside! Make one for yourself too and pull-up a fork "
Pancakes yaaaaassss!! Ooooo what about some waffles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes we shall!  I'll have a passion fruit and mango margarita. And one for you. To celebrate happiness. In whatever form that takes. "
Thanks Meli.. I'll cheers to happiness |
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"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey
Getting bent over in the back alley apparently. "
Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..
I know i want to try it too!!
Caffreys on its way x
Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it.. "
what is a horses neck?? |
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"Midnight's Bar?
Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.
x
Ooo a fruity little number coming up "
Thank you lovely.
**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.** |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..
I know i want to try it too!!
Caffreys on its way x
Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..
what is a horses neck?? "
Brandy and a dry ginger ale, with ice please. You must be near shit-faced by now?... |
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"Midnight's Bar?
Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.
x
Ooo a fruity little number coming up
Thank you lovely.
**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.** "
S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll have a pint of Caffreys please. Just the one before I start on the brandy, although that Kraken Coffee Rum does sound good..
I know i want to try it too!!
Caffreys on its way x
Why thank you nice lady. Have one yourself, and line me up a Horses |neck whilst you are at it..
what is a horses neck??
Brandy and a dry ginger ale, with ice please. You must be near shit-faced by now?... "
you are not wrong there! |
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"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey
Getting bent over in the back alley apparently.
Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me "
Yup
Snogging me d*unken in the alley |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finally past 5pm!
Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles
What shall we have?? "
We all deserve it!
Mines a pint of Blue Moon please, and whatever you're having too. |
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"Midnight's Bar?
Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.
x
Ooo a fruity little number coming up
Thank you lovely.
**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**
S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it "
Cake?
I could get you a cream filled éclair. You'd have to close your eyes though. |
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"God the service is sh*te in this bar... The barmaid is soooo feckin' flakey
Getting bent over in the back alley apparently.
Wow.. Talk about reputation going before me
Yup
Snogging me d*unken in the alley "
Shush you
Shouldn't that mouth be busy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's finally past 5pm!
Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles
What shall we have??
We all deserve it!
Mines a pint of Blue Moon please, and whatever you're having too. "
Blue moon.. Oh that's a strong one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Midnight's Bar?
Sounds great, one of your fruitiest squashes please Barkeep.
x
Ooo a fruity little number coming up
Thank you lovely.
**Tries to playfully get the straw in his mouth without looking but ends up chasing it around the rim of the glass with his gob open like a moron.**
S'ok.. I have a big gob too.. Usually stuffing something in it
Cake?
I could get you a cream filled éclair. You'd have to close your eyes though."
Its normally my foot |
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"Pint of high wire grapefruit please 
Excellent choice
I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later?? "
D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about |
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"Pint of high wire grapefruit please
Excellent choice
I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later??
D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about "
Oh... I can refresh your memory |
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"It's finally past 5pm!
Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles
What shall we have??
Can I have an Old Fashioned and a packet of dry roasted please?"
Why yes Sir.. Coming right up.. I didn't have you down for a nuts kinda guy |
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"It's finally past 5pm!
Lets have a drink.. I deserve it, you deserve it... Let's wet our whistles
What shall we have??
Can I have an Old Fashioned and a packet of dry roasted please?
Why yes Sir.. Coming right up.. I didn't have you down for a nuts kinda guy "
Thank you. Depends what the nuts are coated in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint of high wire grapefruit please
Excellent choice
I'll join you.. Are we making d*unk videos later??
D*unk videos… I don’t know what you’re talking about
Oh... I can refresh your memory "
Shhhhh |
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