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"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs. "
No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )
The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.
No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )
The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules "
 I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.
Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching? |
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"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.
No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )
The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules
I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.
Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching? "
Well done ..... duh pwah .... Methinks you were bitching tho ...... so Uno |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs.
No Meli ! No points! or if this was Eurovision ......... Nil pois ..... ( isn't that no peas? )
The Rules Rules ..... not the rules people operate by the Really Rules
I can't believe you nil pois'd me. If you're reading this and this poster has Unlos'd you know why. It was Meli.
Anyway rules rules... no dirty laundry. No bitching?
Well done ..... duh pwah .... Methinks you were bitching tho ...... so Uno "
Fair. We're twinning now though. |
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"If there's a hottie in the thread, only respond to them. Even if they've poorly rehashed something someone said earlier. 'Cause hey, boobs. "
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
MrWhiskay... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you’re participating in one of those comment on the poster above threads, and you scramble to reply to a hottie but get beaten to it so you end up complimenting a balding man with a beer belly, immediately remove your post before you turn gay |
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?"
Points are not Green Shield Stamps ..... |
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"If you’re participating in one of those comment on the poster above threads, and you scramble to reply to a hottie but get beaten to it so you end up complimenting a balding man with a beer belly, immediately remove your post before you turn gay "
For God's sake ! That is soooo true. |
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"If you’re participating in one of those comment on the poster above threads, and you scramble to reply to a hottie but get beaten to it so you end up complimenting a balding man with a beer belly, immediately remove your post before you turn gay "
Wondered why I kept getting all those compliments.
Dammit. Ah thought I waz popliar.
Winston |
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?
Points are not Green Shield Stamps ..... "
So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?  |
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?
Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....
So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed? "
I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books. |
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?
Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....
So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?
I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books."
I think you're mistaking me for Just Pete. By the look of his current profile picture he's just lost all his stamps down the plughole |
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"Don't air your dirty laundry 
We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one "
Heh, have you seen the price of electricity! An hour on the line in a stiff breeze is quite enough for another days use. |
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"Don't air your dirty laundry
We only ever air clean laundry. On the washing line. I've never understood this one
Heh, have you seen the price of electricity! An hour on the line in a stiff breeze is quite enough for another days use. "
Oh great...... essence de clinkers |
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?
Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....
So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed?
I can't remember which one from the forum flirts mercilessly with F and B ...... but if it's you , you can have F and B for one and a half books.
I think you're mistaking me for Just Pete. By the look of his current profile picture he's just lost all his stamps down the plughole "
I've noticed them flirting...... tsk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not allowed to put up any phone numbers
5 marks to Rickshawed
Oooh, what's the exchange rate? Can I use it to bag me a hot forumite for the evening?
Points are not Green Shield Stamps .....
So if I collect enough green shield stamps...who is legally obliged to come to my bed? "
I don’t know about stamps, but I’ll bring my loyalty card… |
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"No spitting.
No heavy petting.
No bombing.
No running on poolside.
Oh wait ermmm
Different kind of pool dear"
No running with scissors?
Don't make funny faces if the wind changes direction you'll stay like it!
Never feed them after midnight and don't get them wet.
Mirror, signal, manoeuvre. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Section 6
Paragraph 9
One shall send a booty pic to BootyLover! in order to verify themselves as a genuine sex activist. Under no circumstances must the person send any pictures of feet, anus, or blue cheese as a prank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Section 6
Paragraph 9
One shall send a booty pic to BootyLover! in order to verify themselves as a genuine sex activist. Under no circumstances must the person send any pictures of feet, anus, or blue cheese as a prank."
The rebel in me is so tempted to break this rule |
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"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.
Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?  "
Totally disagree. I think the earth is flat and I won't hear a word to the contrary.
Source: me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.
Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite? "
Hijacking with Cake is always allowed. |
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"You know when the supply teacher sticks her head in her hands n thinks....... This lot haven't got a scooby's ........
That's you lot that is....
Does that mean I'm winning? "
You are still on five points and several offers so I guess so ...... |
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"Self appointed mods have no authority.
The truest word spoken yet but ............ .... not a rule. Do not pass Go .. put the money back in the bank. "
Don’t go telling me what I can and can’t bank!
You have no auuuuuuuthoritayyyyyy. |
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"If you ask for tits you get sent tits....Im sure that's a rule anyway 
It was written in Green crayon at the end of the list so ........ guess so."
I must start asking for tits more then, want to be seen to follow the rules.... |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Where possible hijack a thread and chat about something different from the original subject.
Who likes jaffa cakes and marmite?
Hijacking with Cake is always allowed."
But, is Jaffa cake really cake or is it a biscuit? |
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"It's ok to give profile advice wether they asked for it or not if it is pertinent to their post e.g.
"Why can't I get a meet?"
No. Never. "
From the rules
Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile or be mean about it. |
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...that other type ...phishing (or scamming) 
