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Right you bad lads and lasses …..
Here’s one for you ….
You’re a mastermind burglar
You only steal things to inconvenience your victims 
Make it a pain in the arse they’ll never forget 
I’ll go first ….
I’d steal ever left shoe in a pair
And the laces from the right ones
And take one battery out of every remote in the house 
You’re welcome 
Cause mayhem |
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"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on. "
Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv  |
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"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.
Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv "
Yeah right lol.  |
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"If take all the bars (thing in the middle) out of the door handles and put the handles back on.
Somebody did that to ma mate once to a couple of doors in his gaff when he was asleep on the sofa one night, it wasn't me honest Guv
Yeah right lol. "
Well he did get me back by nicking one of the spark plugs out of ma Z750 about a week later  |
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"The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside.
A pair of pliers is easy to fix that problem, would be better to squirt some expanding foam in there, then shut the door "
I am obviously not devious enough for you, Ace! |
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"The key you use to get into the meter read cupboards outside.
A pair of pliers is easy to fix that problem, would be better to squirt some expanding foam in there, then shut the door
I am obviously not devious enough for you, Ace! "
I'm còming round to pour loads of salt into your sugar bowl |
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I'd steal the fridge freezer, because it's difficult to get out and I like a challenge.
The look on their faces when they say where the fuck has the fridge freezer gone and all there is a big empty space. Then they dial 999 and say some fucker has stolen our fridge freezer. |
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"I'd steal the fridge freezer, because it's difficult to get out and I like a challenge.
The look on their faces when they say where the fuck has the fridge freezer gone and all there is a big empty space. Then they dial 999 and say some fucker has stolen our fridge freezer."
I live on the top floor of a block of flats, there's no lift, so good luck with that one  |
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"Wi-Fi router-totally fucked.."
I’d set the firewall on the router to block all incoming and outgoing traffic
It would send everyone mad thinking router was broken |
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