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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was your answer?"
"S'ok son, there is no Santa, mummy and daddy buy the toys and wrap them up on Xmas Eve after you've gone to bed. We usually have a little play with them to make sure they work and then eat some of your chocolates."
He's only 3, you should have seen his face!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"What was your answer?
"S'ok son, there is no Santa, mummy and daddy buy the toys and wrap them up on Xmas Eve after you've gone to bed. We usually have a little play with them to make sure they work and then eat some of your chocolates."
He's only 3, you should have seen his face!! "
That's what I'd expect of Wishy!
All this Christmas warmth and cheer you have displayed of late has been messing with my head. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"What was your answer?
"S'ok son, there is no Santa, mummy and daddy buy the toys and wrap them up on Xmas Eve after you've gone to bed. We usually have a little play with them to make sure they work and then eat some of your chocolates."
He's only 3, you should have seen his face!! "
all this evil just before you go for castration...
good luck |
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"What was your answer?
"S'ok son, there is no Santa, mummy and daddy buy the toys and wrap them up on Xmas Eve after you've gone to bed. We usually have a little play with them to make sure they work and then eat some of your chocolates."
He's only 3, you should have seen his face!! "
I'll arrange for the surgeons knife to change to a axe.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not really! Ner..
I told him that the council had been out and gritted the roof so the reindeer could land safely.
He looked at me for a minute and then said, "Nooooo, you bein silly Daddy."
So I told him the truth. I didn't think it would set a good example to lie to him at this tender formative age.
Christmas is cancelled due to bad weather. Then I started taking some of the baubles off the tree and he burst into tears.
Nooooo, not really... lol
I told him Santa's sleigh had been upgraded after last year's snow and it now has lasers to cut through ice and a SatNav so he knows where our house is.
Strangely, my lad accepted that as a bonafide explanation.  |
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By *iplzMan
over a year ago
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"One of my daughter's once asked "if we had a pet penguin, would we need to keep it in the fridge?"
I just love the way kids minds work..."
Yes penguins should be kept in the fridge, they taste better cold. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my son was 10 he asked me if God was like Santa. I didn't understand the question so asked him to explain... He said Santa was invented so that kids would be good and God was invented so that grown ups would be good... I thought he had a point... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess people have nothing else to talk about,i thought it was a swingers site come on... "
I have no problem with the original question,this is the loungue people talk about anything and everything in here,not all sex  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
My nephew suggested we should have a headstone for my dead cat in my bathroom as that is where her basket was.
A three year old once explained the pudding door to me. You could leave half of your dinner and be full for food but still eat all of our pudding as they go in different doors.
He also explained that Santa has a magic key for the homes without chimneys.
Finally, Wishy are you being castrated? |
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"What was your answer?
"S'ok son, there is no Santa, mummy and daddy buy the toys and wrap them up on Xmas Eve after you've gone to bed. We usually have a little play with them to make sure they work and then eat some of your chocolates."
He's only 3, you should have seen his face!! "
That's so funny. You really made me laugh. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really! Ner..
I told him that the council had been out and gritted the roof so the reindeer could land safely.
He looked at me for a minute and then said, "Nooooo, you bein silly Daddy."
So I told him the truth. I didn't think it would set a good example to lie to him at this tender formative age.
Christmas is cancelled due to bad weather. Then I started taking some of the baubles off the tree and he burst into tears.
Nooooo, not really... lol
I told him Santa's sleigh had been upgraded after last year's snow and it now has lasers to cut through ice and a SatNav so he knows where our house is.
Strangely, my lad accepted that as a bonafide explanation. "
Of course he believed you. Parents never lie.
Watch 'The Santa Clause' documentary .... Oh ok the 'movie'...
It explains it all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My nephew suggested we should have a headstone for my dead cat in my bathroom as that is where her basket was.
A three year old once explained the pudding door to me. You could leave half of your dinner and be full for food but still eat all of our pudding as they go in different doors.
He also explained that Santa has a magic key for the homes without chimneys.
Finally, Wishy are you being castrated?"
Yes, Santa's bringing me some seedless grapes for Xmas.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Watch 'The Santa Clause' documentary .... Oh ok the 'movie'...
It explains it all. "
Excellent film and we have the box dvd set of all 3 'Clause' films. The first film should be required _iewing for anyone trying to explain to a child how Santa gets down the chimney, even if you don't have a chimney!  |
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