Mostly dogging is outside the cities, for some reason the police persons get upset if you do it on Bold Street. Try out of town country parks, woodlands and the like after dark, with sheltered car parking areas that are distant from housing and not visible from roads. If you are two or three miles from anywhere, but fab who's near shows people within a quarter mile, then you might be in the right sort of place. |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?"
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging... |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging..."
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The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite? |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
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The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?"
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™. |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Noted! ??
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
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The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™."
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
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The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™."
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You've wax lyrical'd and sold me this blankét du chien. It's like the Swiss army knife of blankets. 1,001 ways with a dogging blanket. Has one been left in your car?  |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
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The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™.
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You've wax lyrical'd and sold me this blankét du chien. It's like the Swiss army knife of blankets. 1,001 ways with a dogging blanket. Has one been left in your car? "
Of course I carry my Dogging Blanket™ everywhere! |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
•
The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™.
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You've wax lyrical'd and sold me this blankét du chien. It's like the Swiss army knife of blankets. 1,001 ways with a dogging blanket. Has one been left in your car?
Of course I carry my Dogging Blanket™ everywhere!"
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But not Bold Street surely??  |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
•
The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™.
•
You've wax lyrical'd and sold me this blankét du chien. It's like the Swiss army knife of blankets. 1,001 ways with a dogging blanket. Has one been left in your car?
Of course I carry my Dogging Blanket™ everywhere!
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But not Bold Street surely?? "
On Bold Street can be folded and used as a poncho when cosplaying as The Man With No Name from the Sergio Leone "Dollars" movie trilogy. |
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"Polly, is there a Lonely Planet's™ guide to dogging?
I'll have to get writing it. Maybe requires some field research and interviews.
Chap 1: Take your sense of humour with you.
Chap 2: Where to buy your dogging blanket.
Chap 3: Jaffa cakes or penguin biscuits?
Chap 4: When parking at the top of a hill, mind your handbrake while shagging...
•
The Dogging Blanket™ seems to be a recurring theme. Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?
Dogging Blanket™ is absolutely essential. In summer can be used on ground to save getting grass stains on your Dogging Lingerie™. Also for picnics.
In autumn takes the chill off the car bonnet. Doubles as emergency rain protection.
In winter can be used inside car to prevent arse getting too chilly. Secondary purpose to rub inside of windows when fogged up due to heavy breathing in car.
In spring provides emergency cover up when you are discovered by SpringWatch TV presenters filming outside broadcast on cuckoo mating habits. Additional usage for cock wiping when box of tissues is empty.
You cannot ever afford to go dogging without your Dogging Blanket™.
•
You've wax lyrical'd and sold me this blankét du chien. It's like the Swiss army knife of blankets. 1,001 ways with a dogging blanket. Has one been left in your car?
Of course I carry my Dogging Blanket™ everywhere!
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But not Bold Street surely??
On Bold Street can be folded and used as a poncho when cosplaying as The Man With No Name from the Sergio Leone "Dollars" movie trilogy."
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"Liverpool, where doggers take your wife…… and your alloys…..
Excuse me...the 1980's called...they want their stereotypes back..."
Yes I know……. It was still funny!
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"Liverpool, where doggers take your wife…… and your alloys…..
Excuse me...the 1980's called...they want their stereotypes back...
Yes I know……. It was still funny!
Katagelasticism at its finest  "
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"Puts a whole new meaning to Port Sunlight  "
Little known fact, but Port Sunlight is very close to one of the best swinging clubs that is near to Port Sunlight... Start at Port Sunlight, turn left, straight on for about two minutes (by car, obviously longer on foot, quicker by Harrier Jump Jet - other aircraft available, but you could probably pop the Harrier down in the nearby car park) and you've arrived.
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We have been watched a few times at Ashurst Becon it's Wigan side of skem so a bit of a ride out from the city.
Also more men lurking than couples & you have to be lucky these days seeing actual cuple's
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