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Grrr.. things that annoy you about the opposite sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!  |
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over a year ago
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Right, love, you’ve been in this supermarket checkout queue for 10 minutes. You’ve packed all your groceries away. In a very short while the checkout assistant is going to ask you to pay.
So, you know, you *could* get your purse / credit card all ready for when they ask.
But no. You’re going to wait, aren’t you.
Then go through a whole performance of searching through your handbag to find your purse. Then decide that you want to use those money off coupons that you could have presented at the outset, but now they need to cancel the original transaction to put the coupons through.
The PIN? Surely you haven’t forgotten that. You have. So now you need to do the whole searching in your bag performance again to look for that little note book you keep all your PIN numbers in …
And so on ad infinitum … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wot gets on my nerves about woman ??
They think they are right all the time.
They always dig up the past.
They always drive the car without puttin petrol in so it's on fumes when I use it..when you want a takeout everything you suggest they say I don't fancy that...3 hours later they say go on then and you get the first thing you wanted. They are controlling and manipulating. All these things or maybe it's just the ex wife. |
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"Don’t you put the toilet seat down so when you flush all the water particles don’t go everywhere?
I thought it was for everyone, or have I been lied to "
Defo the system in our household 
So... When men are feeling unwell, ill or in pain, they need to be reminded and/or convinced to take some simple painkillers, why is that! Trust me it will make you feel better! Never thought I'd need to debate the merits of paracetamol as much as I have. |
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Their memories. Especially the way that they remember a whole conversation from 6 years ago where they turned out to be right but can’t remember that you told them you were going to the pub tonight!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?!  "
shoes and handbags that have to match a purse . And they won't ever get rid of any. Even if they haven't worn them for 10 years incase they come back into fashion. Yet the favorite jumper you bought a month ago gets sent to the charity shop cos she hasn't seen you wear it in 2 weeks?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone should put the lid down? Do people really let faeces go on their toothbrushes?
 vom "
Builds resilience .. good for the immune system .. 
p.s. I DO put the lid down. I’m told to so do as I’m told! Otherwise it’s not worth all the earache! But it’s much more convenient if I need a wee if it’s up. C’mon, think about us fellas once in a while!
p.p.s. Ah is THAT why I’m nagged if I forget. I get it now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart! "
Clearly someone who's never fallen in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shoes. In the name of God, who needs THAT many pairs of shoes?! shoes and handbags that have to match a purse . And they won't ever get rid of any. Even if they haven't worn them for 10 years incase they come back into fashion. Yet the favorite jumper you bought a month ago gets sent to the charity shop cos she hasn't seen you wear it in 2 weeks??"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone should put the lid down? Do people really let faeces go on their toothbrushes?
vom
Builds resilience .. good for the immune system ..
p.s. I DO put the lid down. I’m told to so do as I’m told! Otherwise it’s not worth all the earache! But it’s much more convenient if I need a wee if it’s up. C’mon, think about us fellas once in a while!
p.p.s. Ah is THAT why I’m nagged if I forget. I get it now!! "
I put the lid down after every time ... not about the seat, c'monnnnnnn! |
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Mrs here..
Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry
I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!” . (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs here..
Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry
I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!” . (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often) "
I actually do do this  |
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"Mrs here..
Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry
I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!” . (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often) "
you mean baldy shouty man |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Mrs here..
Why must they get so wound up and about at sport on the tv? I thought it was supposed to be fun & enjoyable. Why watch something that makes you that angry
I don’t yell at Masterchef. “Not that much pepper. Are you blind? The cheese is right therrrreeeeee!” . (Actually I do shout piss off Greg fairly often) "
Shouting "fuck off Greg" is not limited to the ladies. He is particularly irritating when the contestants are plating up for the critics chamber. |
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So clearly Gregg Wallace breaks the sex divide
It’s that ridiculous phwoaarrrr noise he makes that really gets me.
He responded to me on twitter once. I’ve not been back on since in case he has me in his sights for wife number 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…
Recognise yourselves ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant really think of awt really sad as that is to say "
before yall start its not me kissing up i just lack the desire to nitpick personallity quirks and paint a whole sex that way
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"Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…
Recognise yourselves ladies?"
what about those old blokes who meticulously write down their milage in a little book and file the receipt away before moving off? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…
Recognise yourselves ladies?what about those old blokes who meticulously write down their milage in a little book and file the receipt away before moving off?"
I stopped doing that when I was about 24! Well, writing down the mileage. I've never filed a receipt away. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really! |
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"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really! "
And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really!
And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?. "
We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha |
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"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really!
And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.
We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha "
Not as much fun though is it |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really!
And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.
We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha
Not as much fun though is it "
Depends on the Man....... |
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"You can always sit and moan about us Women all day long to be fair, but at the end of the day if it wasn't for us Women none of you would be walking around today!
#Childbirth#
You love us really!
And how exactly do you lot get to have small humans exactly?.
We can actually purchase donations now, we don't even need the actual man or penis in front of us to supply! Ha ha ha
Not as much fun though is it
Depends on the Man......."
Can't argue with that |
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The most annoying thing is when a lady is self conscious about their tummy and allow little touching when in reality I’m already filled with passion and everything about them is already perfect.
And they moan too much |
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Grrrr what irritates me is that they have beautiful bodies and lovely skin and pretty faces and I want a beautiful body and beautiful skin and a pretty face and mine isn’t as good as theirs and that is soooooo irritating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why must men take everything you say so literally. “Can you put the leftovers from dinner in the fridge”
“Sure  ”
Proceeds to put the whole pot in the fridge instead of transferring it into a suitable container  |
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How once ive had sex with them they constantly message saying ‘ you’ve ruined
Me for other men now - when can i see you again… whenever i think of other Men Now my fanny turns into a bone dry lettuce leaf!!’ Is just one of Many such messages… its quite a responsibility to be fair!!! |
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"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant 
Does that include the word "wench"?"
Could that have been autocorrect changing Dench - apparently a modern word for extremely attractive desirable strong woman to Wench ? And completely innocent? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your sat in the queue at the petrol station waiting to be fleeced, the car in front comes back from paying but do they move off? No, the same bag they spent an hour rummaging through before they started for their purse, is opened again. Then the mobile phone comes out before they start the ignition and they send a quick text. Then they decide after checking for my angry pissed off face in the rear view mirror that their lippy needs doing… all the time everyone is getting totally fucked off…
Recognise yourselves ladies?"
 word, brother!
Um, like there’s a queue waiting. Are you TOTALLY oblivious to it?  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Don’t you put the toilet seat down so when you flush all the water particles don’t go everywhere?
I thought it was for everyone, or have I been lied to "
This is called the lid , not the seat. I learned this from a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, love, you’ve been in this supermarket checkout queue for 10 minutes. You’ve packed all your groceries away. In a very short while the checkout assistant is going to ask you to pay.
So, you know, you *could* get your purse / credit card all ready for when they ask.
But no. You’re going to wait, aren’t you.
Then go through a whole performance of searching through your handbag to find your purse. Then decide that you want to use those money off coupons that you could have presented at the outset, but now they need to cancel the original transaction to put the coupons through.
The PIN? Surely you haven’t forgotten that. You have. So now you need to do the whole searching in your bag performance again to look for that little note book you keep all your PIN numbers in …
And so on ad infinitum … "
I watched a lady do this yesterday. |
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"Should I do this alphabetical or in order of level of annoyance?
I’ll start with the time they take to get ready. "
Bit of a double edged sword - because women know if they go out looking less than their best - they will be judged on their appearance - a mark on a dress, an outfit too revealing, a frumpy outfit, accessories that dont match, hair not locked in place, mascara smudged, lipstick that doesn’t complement the outfit , hairy legs, hairy armpits, all if this is going round her head getting ready while we turn up in jeans and a T shirt with’ its
Not going to suck Itself’ on and an arrow to our knobs. And think we look like Versace models … and have taken 35 seconds to assemble the adonis!! So i have huge sympathy for ladies getting ready - we don’t face the pressure to be perfect that they do |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart! "
If we left the seat up the germs would get out, you daftie |
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"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!
If we left the seat up the germs would get out, you daftie "
We need the toilet seat up as the background when we take the dick pics you ladies love receiving so much - we only leave it up for your benefit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Some women think if you complement them or even just speak to them, you want to fuck them.
Sometimes people just want to be nice. Even if they have a penis. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Also you women are bloody crap at taking compliments even when you know they're meant
Does that include the word "wench"?
Could that have been autocorrect changing Dench - apparently a modern word for extremely attractive desirable strong woman to Wench ? And completely innocent? X"
Both are word appropriate for me I think ha ha |
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"Some women think if you complement them or even just speak to them, you want to fuck them.
Sometimes people just want to be nice. Even if they have a penis. "
"Wow. You're so gorgeous! Love your body!"
Really? That's not angling for sex?
I can recognise a genuine compliment. That's not what I meant. |
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"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work. "
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I would like to take this opportunity, in my distinctively sycophantic way, and offer sufficient faux praise in deference to your profile and the 45½ monochromatic photographs, which are visually unsurpassed.
Now may we make love? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart! "
Always put the lid down, full stop before you flush!
Unless you want water vapour particles from the toilet floating all over your toothbrush?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, I love ‘em (well, some of them anyway, some can be right mardy whingers) but, you know, sometimes they do perplex me!
Like why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I’m finished, but you ladies don’t have to put it up when you’re all done!? It all seems rather one-sided to me!
So anyway, what is it about the opposite sex that either irks, confuses or bemuses YOU, Fabsters?
Hey, it’s only a bit of light hearted fun, so keep it light and don’t take it *too* much to heart!
Always put the lid down, full stop before you flush!
Unless you want water vapour particles from the toilet floating all over your toothbrush?!"
my son puts it down and it drives me insane bending to lift it all the time |
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"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.
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I would like to take this opportunity, in my distinctively sycophantic way, and offer sufficient faux praise in deference to your profile and the 45½ monochromatic photographs, which are visually unsurpassed.
Now may we make love?"
Class simping |
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"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.
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I would like to take this opportunity, in my distinctively sycophantic way, and offer sufficient faux praise in deference to your profile and the 45½ monochromatic photographs, which are visually unsurpassed.
Now may we make love?
Class simping "
Fancy going halves on a shag big tits?? ( for illustration purposes only!!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow. You're so gorgeous! Love your body!"
Really? That's not angling for sex?
I can recognise a genuine compliment. That's not what I meant. "
Absolutely that can be a complement without wanting to actually fuck the person.
It's that arrogance which does my head in, if a gay man said the same, you'd have no problem.
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Regarding the toilet seat I thought everybody put the seat down before the flushed.
Wardrobe space that's what annoys me about women. They can't have enough space they always overtake with hundreds of Topps and dresses with tag still on. I wouldn't mind but the built-in wardrobes and they are massive 7f each side. |
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"The OTT compliments in the hope of sex. They don't work.
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I would like to take this opportunity, in my distinctively sycophantic way, and offer sufficient faux praise in deference to your profile and the 45½ monochromatic photographs, which are visually unsurpassed.
Now may we make love?
Class simping
Fancy going halves on a shag big tits?? ( for illustration purposes only!!). "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should I do this alphabetical or in order of level of annoyance?
I’ll start with the time they take to get ready.
Bit of a double edged sword - because women know if they go out looking less than their best - they will be judged on their appearance - a mark on a dress, an outfit too revealing, a frumpy outfit, accessories that dont match, hair not locked in place, mascara smudged, lipstick that doesn’t complement the outfit , hairy legs, hairy armpits, all if this is going round her head getting ready while we turn up in jeans and a T shirt with’ its
Not going to suck Itself’ on and an arrow to our knobs. And think we look like Versace models … and have taken 35 seconds to assemble the adonis!! So i have huge sympathy for ladies getting ready - we don’t face the pressure to be perfect that they do "
Exactly, they take too long. |
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