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Women with dubious standards in the men they’re prepared to meet..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pfft! The women in here obviously have too high standards.
I’m off to Swingers Chat or the Stories and Fantasies sections: they’re much more, erm, “accommodating” there!  |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute 
Back of Aldi?
I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins
I’ll start without you
I do admire a driven self-starter."
I’m 3 hrs I’ll have started, finished & done my weekly shop  |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
I'll be there in 3hrs 11 mins
I’ll start without you
I do admire a driven self-starter.
I’m 3 hrs I’ll have started, finished & done my weekly shop "
Romantic? No.
Efficient? Oh yes. |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi? 
By the bins you beautiful creature!!
By/on/against …
In?  "
Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
By the bins you beautiful creature!!
By/on/against …
In?
Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are? "
My kinda gal  |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
By the bins you beautiful creature!!
By/on/against …
In?
Well it is cold & I am lacking in standards…. I’m game if you are?
My kinda gal "
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long."
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt? |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?"
Unfortunately not - and it was best Primark one too! |
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"Top bins!
On top of bins? Risky. I like it.
If you like rubbish sex, I'm your man.
Somewhere to “dump your load”  "
'Th'expense of spirit in a waste recycling centre',as Shakespeare almost wrote in Sonnet 129. |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?"
You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy. |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?
You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy."
Lol - brilliant |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?
You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy."
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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?
You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy.
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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames. "
Oh aye, it’s gone all classy now    |
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"Who has time for standards? I’m getting older by the minute
Back of Aldi?
Oh the back of Aldi in Braintree? It was YOU then??
Terrific. The verification is on the way. Sorry it took so long.
Thank you. Did the stains ever come out of your shirt?
You can take the boy out of Staines, but not the stains out of the boy.
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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames. "
It was stains upon stains upon stains that night |
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Mr. 'Tis, be kindly and respectfully advised that said conurbation is now know as Staines-Upon-Thames.
Staines Upon Thames are always more common after heavy rain."
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The affluent suddenly become the effluent. |
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