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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No such thing as average. Average is just the inability to see what is exceptional.
People who see average are in fact average. "
So average does exist? |
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"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated."
We’d bang this particular average lady.
Mainly because she’d write the most fantastic verification text we’d imagined.
“Meh, turned up with champagne, roses and chocolate then treated me like a fucking goddess. Couldn’t wait for them to fuck off!!” |
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"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated.
I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!"
Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated.
I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!
Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx
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Yeah I never do above average.
It's always well below I'm afraid. |
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"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated.
I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!
Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx
Yeah I never do above average.
It's always well below I'm afraid. "
I’ll Meet you there!! |
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"Fuck that, where's the appreciation for the bang average lady??!!
Boobs? Average...
Body? Average...
Face? Well....I mean thank god for make up!!
Average is seriously underrated.
I hope Todgermoore sees this he’s my perfect bloke - he’s definitely getting an above average shag!!
Wow thanks so much for that Coyote xx. Im sure you’re not average at all and besides the mind blowing sex - im nothing special!!! Unless you’re counting witty, charming, worldly, knowledgeable, intelligent, hilarious & incredibly humble?? Xxx
Yeah I never do above average.
It's always well below I'm afraid.
I’ll Meet you there!! "
Oh and another thing - i read that small novel of a profile all the way to the end - and still don’t know whodunnit - i digress - you said it was all true bar 2 things you checked twice - is It possible you counted one
Thing twice and got the total wrong or did you count 4 things then divide by the number of times checked to get 2? |
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'The average dress size for women in the UK is a 16, with the average female measurements being a bust of 38.5 inches (98 cm), a waist of 34 inches (86 cm) and hips of 40.5 inches (103 cm).'
I guess I'm favouring the below average!.. |
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