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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sad reports that birdflu is rampant in Essex and the disease is even breaking into buildings that contain turkeys for Christmas where the birds are banned from going outside. Some zoos are baning the public from visiting penguin enclosures which highlights the risk of it spreading to some mammals. Talk that Turkey will be even more expensive this Christmas.

What the flaming hell is going on here guys ? It's all over the Essex news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't let those birds get into Norfolk, Tom.

Bernard won't want it.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Don't let those birds get into Norfolk, Tom.

Bernard won't want it."

Norfolk 'n good.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't let those birds get into Norfolk, Tom.

Bernard won't want it.

Norfolk 'n good.

Hopefully it's got Norfolk-in-chance

Winston "

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Don't let those birds get into Norfolk, Tom.

Bernard won't want it."

Bernard will have em swimming with the fishes

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Can you still spot and Essex Bird by the white stilettos- regardless of her flu status?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings? "

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species..."

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Can you still spot and Essex Bird by the white stilettos- regardless of her flu status?"

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu. "

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

As a born-in-Essex Essex girl I have to say I'm highly unoffended by these Essex girl jokes.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly"

They swim in the sea and have flippers, so they're basically fish.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly"

Do they suckle their young, have body hair and bear live offspring?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly"

Sorry Tom I'll bow to your superior knowledge, are they like orcas, since they are black and white too?

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly

Do they suckle their young, have body hair and bear live offspring? "

They have tails and look cute - so they could be real life Mermaids - ive heard one sing - a bit like Cher if Im honest!! Who coincidentally was in the film Mermaids … all starting to add up now!!

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

It’s Essex. Less said the better really.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Perhaps they have been mating with the Asian hornets.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Do viruses wear balaclavas and have swag bags, when they break into buildings?

You more than anyone Tom thought Frida would take this more seriously ...

Even the penguins are affected so this viral bacteria is jumping the species...

Aren't penguins birds Tom? But yes it is concerning that bird flu has made its way to the Antarctic.

Much as people say we have to live with Covid, same has to be said of bird flu.

Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly

Do they suckle their young, have body hair and bear live offspring?

They have tails and look cute - so they could be real life Mermaids - ive heard one sing - a bit like Cher if Im honest!! Who coincidentally was in the film Mermaids … all starting to add up now!! "

Chers a mammal? Pfft

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By *iltopbearMan  over a year ago

Norfolk


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Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly"

Oh dear, wonder what species the other flightless birds will have to be re-catergorized under....

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


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Penguins are pretty much a mammal. They cannot fly so they are not birds silly

Oh dear, wonder what species the other flightless birds will have to be re-catergorized under.... "

If it's flightless then it can't be a bird. Even a turkey can fly into a tree. A penguin is a mammal and don't let these Science types tell you any different

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's the very latest on this, Tom? Are we going to have to start taking drastic action?

Am I going to have to ch*ke my chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feed the birds tuppence a bag

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