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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can spot a fake easily. Please send a sample for verification....
A sample of what?
Man-Musk!"
Actually, if you were really a man you'd already know that.... |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in"
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"So er! Who's watching the footy tonight? ( is it even on?)
I got my glass of beer at the ready!! "
Im watching. Scratching mi balls and picking mi nose at the same time too.
Who says men cant multitask eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So er! Who's watching the footy tonight? ( is it even on?)
I got my glass of beer at the ready!!
Ahem pint of beer  lol no glasses for us men!  "
And no going to the loo two at a time either!
We get nervous if there's some bloke ogling our tackle at the next urinal - you ladies - sorry, fake men, have a lot to learn!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puts on deep voice, yeh mate man flu sucks, had it few weeks ago nearly killed me but soldiered on to bring home the bacon"
Had it a few weeks ago and your fully recovered? I smell a fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So er! Who's watching the footy tonight? ( is it even on?)
I got my glass of beer at the ready!!
Ahem pint of beer lol no glasses for us men!
And no going to the loo two at a time either!
We get nervous if there's some bloke ogling our tackle at the next urinal - you ladies - sorry, fake men, have a lot to learn!!! "
Wasnt perving mate, just comparing sizes, no offence meant mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puts on deep voice, yeh mate man flu sucks, had it few weeks ago nearly killed me but soldiered on to bring home the bacon
Had it a few weeks ago and your fully recovered? I smell a fake. "
Oh no mate, doc wanted to hospitalise me and everything but said no,.got wife un fifteen kids.to support |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puts on deep voice, yeh mate man flu sucks, had it few weeks ago nearly killed me but soldiered on to bring home the bacon
Had it a few weeks ago and your fully recovered? I smell a fake.
Oh no mate, doc wanted to hospitalise me and everything but said no,.got wife un fifteen kids.to support"
Benefit of the doubt given.well done on pulling through mate. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here? "
Change your status to 'Who wants to come and help me unload' and theyll be queueing round the block in errrr about 5 mins... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here? "
Be rich with a ten incher mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puts on deep voice, yeh mate man flu sucks, had it few weeks ago nearly killed me but soldiered on to bring home the bacon
Had it a few weeks ago and your fully recovered? I smell a fake.
Oh no mate, doc wanted to hospitalise me and everything but said no,.got wife un fifteen kids.to support
Benefit of the doubt given.well done on pulling through mate."
Thank you,.o shit meant, cheers mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here?
Change your status to 'Who wants to come and help me unload' and theyll be queueing round the block in errrr about 5 mins..."
Lovely arse!!! Where did you get your lingerie from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here? "
Lie on your back then kick your legs up like you're doing those bicycles type excercises.
Then just keep your legs going back until you knobs hovering over your gob!
Apparently!  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Right so I am sitting here with me PINT of beer, scratching me balls and pulling the fluffy stuff out of my belly button!
What's a guy got to do to get a blow job round here?
Change your status to 'Who wants to come and help me unload' and theyll be queueing round the block in errrr about 5 mins...
Lovely arse!!! Where did you get your lingerie from? "
Sorry but youve blown your cover there.
Should be 'Lovely arse!! I want to jizz all over it'....
Tut tut letting the side down  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in."
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?"
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
Before i read this thread,i would have said i was a hetrosexual male,but theres two guys on here scratching their balls,and i'm wishing it was mine they were scratching.
Off to change profile to bi. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas"
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend "
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though.... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though...."
any pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though...."
Next time he goes to the bog take a peek at his organ |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though....
any pics"
Sure. The Purple Penetrator or the Rainbow Joystick? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though...."
Pmsl you may be right. Giz a look |
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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago
Northwood |
"*adjusts cucumber* ahem ... widens stance
Cucumber?? Now youre just bragging...
Please get a Lynx can or a Sky remote and prove it...."
LOL and you should see it too ... organic and everything |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"just understand the offside rule and you're in
The one in the blue shirt has to be behind of the one in the red shirt when the other one in the blue shirt kicks the ball to him.
Im in.
What if the goal keeper is stood on the halfway line picking his nose?
If he flicks it and scores itll be out on a DVD for Xmas
Lol knew you didn't understand offside it's not possible for a woman to comprehend
Bet my cock is bigger than your cock though....
any pics
Sure. The Purple Penetrator or the Rainbow Joystick?"
plastic cock?
ffs, I thought you meant real cock
dam, dam, dam... off back to xtube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!! "
Very well done. Text book answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!!
Very well done. Text book answer "
Good glad we have that sorted out! Fancy a beer mate, then we can pop to the lavs together and compare our meat and two veg! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!!
Very well done. Text book answer "
My arse! *cough Google
Ask 'him' about nose picking.
Go on. Go on |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!!
Very well done. Text book answer
Good glad we have that sorted out! Fancy a beer mate, then we can pop to the lavs together and compare our meat and two veg! "
As long as you don't chat at the urinal. That is a big no no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the offside rule!!
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent!'
See I am a man!!
Very well done. Text book answer
Good glad we have that sorted out! Fancy a beer mate, then we can pop to the lavs together and compare our meat and two veg!
As long as you don't chat at the urinal. That is a big no no "
I know that mate! I am a geezer I am!
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"* throws self at sofa, announces ...... knackered, shouts WHERE'S MY DINNER?* "
In the dog! How DARE you stay out so late without telling me why I bother I don't know you leave me here all day doing housework and I never het a chance to do my hair nails or anything and all I get is wheres my dinner well let me tell you this young man no way on earth are you getting any hide the sausage tonight or anytime my mother was right about you you shouldn't marry him he won't work for a living your better....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"* throws self at sofa, announces ...... knackered, shouts WHERE'S MY DINNER?*
In the dog! How DARE you stay out so late without telling me why I bother I don't know you leave me here all day doing housework and I never het a chance to do my hair nails or anything and all I get is wheres my dinner well let me tell you this young man no way on earth are you getting any hide the sausage tonight or anytime my mother was right about you you shouldn't marry him he won't work for a living your better....... "
........ I suppose a beer and a bj is out of the question then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"* throws self at sofa, announces ...... knackered, shouts WHERE'S MY DINNER?* "
Come watch the footy with me!! We can get a bag of crisps down the pub and ogle the barmaids jugs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"* throws self at sofa, announces ...... knackered, shouts WHERE'S MY DINNER?*
Come watch the footy with me!! We can get a bag of crisps down the pub and ogle the barmaids jugs! "
Good idea, mind if I bring the dog with us mate? He's been a bit sick after his dinner ...... a saucer of beer will put him right though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no mate, doc wanted to hospitalise me and everything but said no,.got wife un fifteen kids.to support"
FAKE ALERT!!! No real man would see a Doc willingly, and Man flu will leave ya laid up and helpless, only women go fetch bacon when they have bird flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"* throws self at sofa, announces ...... knackered, shouts WHERE'S MY DINNER?*
Come watch the footy with me!! We can get a bag of crisps down the pub and ogle the barmaids jugs!
Good idea, mind if I bring the dog with us mate? He's been a bit sick after his dinner ...... a saucer of beer will put him right though. "
Yeah bring the dog with you mate! Fancy a kebab on the way home? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you 'men' are real - I have the perfect test!
Minxie has her Xmas Norks out in public - and any 'man' not fabbing them is obviously not a real man!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a nice pair of boobies to (hopes I get this bit right) splash my jazz on!!
Your jazz pmsl"
Come on - real men know its "jizz your splash on" - meh!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a nice pair of boobies to (hopes I get this bit right) splash my jazz on!!
Your jazz pmsl
Come on - real men know its "jizz your splash on" - meh!! "
Just testing to see if you lot were real men! Of course I know it's " jizz" don't I! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Blooming photo mods keep on rejecting Daz's cock pic...it's such a shame as it's done in the correct Fab style (over a toilet, pants round ankles and next to a Sky remote)...must keep trying when there's a myopic mod on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blooming photo mods keep on rejecting Daz's cock pic...it's such a shame as it's done in the correct Fab style (over a toilet, pants round ankles and next to a Sky remote)...must keep trying when there's a myopic mod on
Could you not appeal and pretend its a convincing strap on? 
Id'a thought the fact it's bright purple might have been a bit of a giveaway "
Oh I don't know!
I've seen some of the pics in 'recently added' - bright purple seems a popular colour at times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"COD MW3 and BO2 gamer tags for live and ps geemel79
Lets sort the men from the boys 
I got a ps3 sorry mate! "
Gamer tag for ps network is for the ps3
Yup mr should defo got the Xbox for Xmas even got kinect it's great for just dance
I mean for the missus to play the just dance that is seein her tits bouncing in the replays really gets the blood pumpin and gets me hard like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blooming photo mods keep on rejecting Daz's cock pic...it's such a shame as it's done in the correct Fab style (over a toilet, pants round ankles and next to a Sky remote)...must keep trying when there's a myopic mod on
Could you not appeal and pretend its a convincing strap on?
Id'a thought the fact it's bright purple might have been a bit of a giveaway
Oh I don't know!
I've seen some of the pics in 'recently added' - bright purple seems a popular colour at times! "
The way some blokes hold or strangle there todgers until they go purple, makes such a lovely picture don't you think!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Blooming photo mods keep on rejecting Daz's cock pic...it's such a shame as it's done in the correct Fab style (over a toilet, pants round ankles and next to a Sky remote)...must keep trying when there's a myopic mod on
Could you not appeal and pretend its a convincing strap on?
Id'a thought the fact it's bright purple might have been a bit of a giveaway
Oh I don't know!
I've seen some of the pics in 'recently added' - bright purple seems a popular colour at times! "
Maybe the "death grip" to make it look bigger is the reason for that |
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