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Would you have sex for a biscuit?
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over a year ago
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"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?
If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "
Probably just fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I probably would for a box of those Lindt Lindor balls, I'm such a high maintenance girl, lol"
Mwaaaaah my favourites , always have a tablet of Lindts , Yuma Yuma ^^
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Remember that school thing (I think it was actually like ‘shag your gran’ or something but it went a lot like this
“Would you have sex for a biscuit?”
No
“Would you do it for TWO biscuits?”
No
“Well what would you do it for then?”
(Disgusted) Nothing
Errrrr…. So you’d do it do FREE….. what a prozzie…..  |
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"I would.
I love biscuits.
Jaffa cakes. Yes, they ARE a biscuit. But if it isn't an M&S lemon & lime Jaffa cake, you're only getting a blowie
Check you out you posh cow   "
I can't afford them anymore, hence offering carnal pleasures for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember that school thing (I think it was actually like ‘shag your gran’ or something but it went a lot like this
“Would you have sex for a biscuit?”
No
“Would you do it for TWO biscuits?”
No
“Well what would you do it for then?”
(Disgusted) Nothing
Errrrr…. So you’d do it do FREE….. what a prozzie….. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?
If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go?
Probably just fingers."
For chocolate fingers? |
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Not sure. Are we talking the quality thick chocolate coated biscuits (the ones that are more chocolate than biscuit and you tend to only treat yourself around Christmas)? If so I'd probably be open to entertaining the proposal and at least looking at negotiations. |
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"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?
If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go?
Probably just fingers.
For chocolate fingers? "
Never without permission. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?
If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "
I’d never have sex with a biscuit you would end up with crumbs in your bell end  |
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"Not sure. Are we talking the quality thick chocolate coated biscuits (the ones that are more chocolate than biscuit and you tend to only treat yourself around Christmas)? If so I'd probably be open to entertaining the proposal and at least looking at negotiations."
It is nearly Christmas... |
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"Ok ok, who soiled this thread with talk of Jaffa Cakes 
Sorry.
I thought I was safe with Wonko in hiding.
Am I forgiven? X
What has happened to the poor chap?
Of course you’re forgiven x"
Not sure, but I miss him.
Thank you, lovely. X
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"Not sure. Are we talking the quality thick chocolate coated biscuits (the ones that are more chocolate than biscuit and you tend to only treat yourself around Christmas)? If so I'd probably be open to entertaining the proposal and at least looking at negotiations.
It is nearly Christmas..."
It is, isn't it. Which means the shelves will soon be full of them. Thus their value as a commodity will decrease. So I'm probably in a good position to dream big and be optimistic with my opening gambit. |
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"Would you? Do you love biscuits THAT much?
If yes, what kind of biscuit? And if you're not prepared to go all the way for a biscuit, then how far would you go? "
As long as they eat it before! Horrible having crumbs in bed! I'm guessing you're taking to just women? You don't need a biscuit to persuade a man lol |
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