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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Evening all,I need a quick fix for man flu.any witch doctors about?
Day nurse, night nurse...
Thank you I'll give it a try."
night nurse is great but really knocks you out
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"There is no cure mate. Just sit tight and hope you pull through. Be brave 
What happens if he doesn't?  "
Then any chance he had at getting a meet will be evenly distributed between the other 15000 male members |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loads of hot lemon and honey drinks, painkillers, and hot baths and warm bed and lots of rest. No sex for you..... "
Wasn't doing that well anyway tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Couldn't get day/night nurse at local shop,could only get lemsip max capsules.and obviously couldn't drive to supermarket in my condition.think I need a saline drip,morphine and strong antibiotics really. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Couldn't get day/night nurse at local shop,could only get lemsip max capsules.and obviously couldn't drive to supermarket in my condition.think I need a saline drip,morphine and strong antibiotics really."
Nah, not for man flu. A hot toddy - you choice of alcoholic spirit + sugar or honey + cloves will sort you much better. Just remember the morning after effect of the bevvy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a dose of 'man up' we women do
His profile says he's straight.
He can't take any sort of man up."
. Ha ha ha ha now that's given me my first laugh of the day x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't get day/night nurse at local shop,could only get lemsip max capsules.and obviously couldn't drive to supermarket in my condition.think I need a saline drip,morphine and strong antibiotics really.
Nah, not for man flu. A hot toddy - you choice of alcoholic spirit + sugar or honey + cloves will sort you much better. Just remember the morning after effect of the bevvy."
^this^ if you do it quickly the manflu might not be fatal!!  |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Take a dose of 'man up' we women do
His profile says he's straight.
He can't take any sort of man up.. Ha ha ha ha now that's given me my first laugh of the day x"
Delighted to be of assistance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I do and I have been told off for this but works for me. 2 lemsip a in a big cup. About a dbl or trip sized whiskey on top. Then some boiling water. Get it down as fast as pos. and go strait to bed. U sweat buckets and sleep like a baby. But wake up fresh as a daisy. |
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