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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There must be something in the air tonight as 30% of them have displayed a new meet verification…. 40% are pissed off as can’t even get a chat going…20% are looking to meet and 10% are bored and horny……. They do make me giggle thou…. Cmon share yours with me pleasssseeeeeeeeee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a disproportionate amount of women posting new cleavage pics on mine.
Which is always a good thing!
Someone wants their windows cleaned, there’s someone complaining about men sending them willy pics, and someone says her fella fucked her so hard last night her pussy is very sore today.
You know, the usual  |
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Nothing exciting on mine, although a couple has changed their mind about going dogging tonight, I think the torrential downpour might have something to do with it |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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There are 6 peniseseses, 3 tongues  and lots of swearing it would seem  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
It's pretty boring here. People are commenting on the weather saying it's cold, no shit Sherlock it's nearly October in Scotland.
There are a few photos of genitalia, male and female and a couple of photos of ladies kissing the said genitalia.
And someone is in need of a right good fucking, one that will content her. I get the impression she hasn't been satisfied for a while. |
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Mine is full of “meet now”, “who’s free” and such.. a few new pics and the usual “everyone’s a time waster” status  |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
A man wants to suck cock and is looking for willing men.
Another misses giving back rubs to a certain person and one wants showing the way of fab. |
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Someone’s drinking wine on a work night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I noticed one on mines the other day that pretty much said, this guy is married and if people don't leave him alone he will be divorced soon 
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Someone near me is on a sofa waiting for sex to arrive.
Deliveroo must be branching out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none "
There’s someone out there for everyone mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One with status.....zzzzzz
One ....braless wins votes.
Couldn't be bothered ho read the rest as most are just cock pics  |
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"Well as my age limit is 99 to 99 I have none
There’s someone out there for everyone mate "
You say that, but as a 99 year old who's always been into much older women, my dating pool is increasingly limited.
Unless I move to Florida, I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone on mine the other day wanted a women to fart in his face
Bloody Norfolk folk! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m bumping this as I’m nosey and want to know what’s going on so cmon people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 29/09/22 14:36:26] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone on mine the other day wanted a women to fart in his face
Bloody Norfolk folk! "
Ha, he messaged me, thankfully I could truthfully say he was too far away! |
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My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos "
Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is filled mainly with females explaining that "Mother nature has ruined their fun", Couples barking "READ THE F"*KING PROFILE OR GET BLOCKED!!" and people explaining that "Last night was amazing....." But without going into any detail. |
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos
Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile "
oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is filled mainly with females explaining that "Mother nature has ruined their fun", Couples barking "READ THE F"*KING PROFILE OR GET BLOCKED!!" and people explaining that "Last night was amazing....." But without going into any detail. "
I’ve noticed everyday a single guy asking for a fem to join him and he’s partner for ffm but he doesn’t mention he’s partner on he’s profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My local updates seem to have shrunk significantly, guess the locals weren’t enjoying my photos
Everyone has local updates, nothing to do with your profile oh no I have them yes but the last one was about 5 hours ago "
Boring |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Someone near me is on a sofa waiting for sex to arrive.
Deliveroo must be branching out."
Or a posh bird with nowhere to put her recycling. |
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Do know a wife a few streets away and go and visit her regular. Can be a bit risky so usually never do this. Hard to resist this one though as a lovely lady. One who you can talk to nicely all day |
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Mines really boring today... A few parked up in places, most looking for a woman in *insert area* who can accommodate. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
A couple of new members, one or two displayed a new veri, one desperately wants cock, same old same old really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is couples complaining (Read the profile/why is nobody genuine/single men are *insert insult here*/etc),women touting their content and people trying to score drugs.Pretty much the same old crap it was last time I was on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ |
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "
Must have been a dinosaur in a previous life, a Lickalotapuss.
Don't worry I will see myself out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone is looking.
No-one is fu’ckin’ |
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Everyone is happy it's the weekend  |
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A Lady is saying to pick which hole to fuck. The options are in her latest pic. |
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "
Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long!
Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’ "
must me one hell of an ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s now a guy who can ‘lick for half hour non stop’
Bet you wouldn't have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong uf uts taking that long!
Lots of "bored" statuses, which helpfully filters people with no imagination for me "
Oh I would tell him |
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i reckon i should post an update about not getting a response from the updates thread?
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One local gentleman is a pussyeater with magic fingers and has his number on show for those who want to partake.
Another offers the chance to chill with the bid boyz. I can't decide if he means bad boys, big boys or possibly him and his friends work for the local Bid company |
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Or he could be working for a famous German newspaper?
Some kind of Sydney University hook up (so to speak) maybe? |
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Our local updates seems to be full of "don't message if you haven't read the profile" status updates.
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Our local updates seems to be full of "don't message if you haven't read the profile" status updates.
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Why would anyone do that anyway? |
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The word ‘club’ is mentioned on a lot of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady with a beard is licking cum off her fingers and saying "mmmm" or maybe "Uhmmmm" a lot and asking if I'd like to cum on her tits. The answer is no. Pass the mind bleach. |
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2 out of 3 have viewed our profile and the 3rd is enjoying the stories section of the forum
The 2 who looked obvs weren’t interested |
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People shopping and basking in afterglow as well as a cd offering to suck cock so quite normal in my area |
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By *histlerMan
over a year ago
Guildford |
Someone offering benefits to hotel or B&B owners for a free stay |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.
Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold. |
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By *histlerMan
over a year ago
Guildford |
"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.
Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold."
If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Usual cocks and toilets on mine. A few 'any hole's a goal' guys who have run out of messages.
Enjoying the guy who has posted that his new chat up line is 'come round to mine, I've got the heating on'. I'm sold.
If any hole’s a goal then you’re the last minute winner in extra time for the World Cup "
That'll be an own goal knowing my luck! |
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Someone local looking for a duck to suck dry, now I’m going to assume and hope there’s a typo in there somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair updates in Essex not to bad to be honest normal lady’s stating what they want or are looking for |
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A couple joined and got a verification 2 hours later, they're doing well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of newbies appeared last night, all getting verified within 30 minutes of joining. I smell something fishy, and it's not the locals! |
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One local who has a way with words NEEDS a weasel in their meatsafe
Another gentleman kindly informs us that having had 250 messages in 2 hours he's struggling to get through them and begs for patience. I believe he may have inadvertently added a zero. And a five. |
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"One local who has a way with words NEEDS a weasel in their meatsafe
Another gentleman kindly informs us that having had 250 messages in 2 hours he's struggling to get through them and begs for patience. I believe he may have inadvertently added a zero. And a five. "
I’m on 253 now actually |
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"Someone local looking for a duck to suck dry, now I’m going to assume and hope there’s a typo in there somewhere "
Good news is, there is.
Bad news is, it was the 's' of suck. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Same old really. New profiles popping up like daisies in the spring time and slowly dissappear after a week or so |
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"Fab me if you want me all to yourself"
Wow this lady is meeting everyone who fabs her, what a great person |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
Time wasters
New veri's
New profiles
Lots of cock pics |
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Few new meets and verification a polite reminder to read profile which undoubtedly means it's long winded with too many donts lol |
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Favourite local status update of the morning, setting a lovely image in my mind - I'd love to lick someone's fanny batter off a cock. |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Favourite local status update of the morning, setting a lovely image in my mind - I'd love to lick someone's fanny batter off a cock. "
ooooo bet he loves a rock and chips |
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Recently there’s been a fresh spate of brand-new “female” accounts with one picture, an 18 to 99 age range, and some variation of “I’m also on [some other site nobody has ever heard of]” in their profile text.
Quite often they already have more likes on their single st0len photo than I do on any of my real ones.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of verification and people with meet requests.
A very hot picture of a woman.
Some other photos …..
My local updates are full of men and is difficult to find anything of interest to strike up any conversation. I hate Manchester. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of people viewed my profile.
Someone offering women massages.
A dick pick next to a can of redbull...first one I've seen using redbull so gotta give originality there.
Someone available to meet today.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady singing the virtues of her meet that's left her walking like John Wayne
Someone excited that the plasterers are returning
The usual cluster of "this weekend will be amazing" claims
And that odd profile, that asked me to come around and relieve myself in the bed whilst the wife is out has looked at me again |
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Apparently this site is getting worse by the day according to one chap! And all rudolph the reindeer wants is crack x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently this site is getting worse by the day according to one chap! And all rudolph the reindeer wants is crack x"
Rudolf the powdery nosed reindeer?!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Astounding
That’s all I can say about Essex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trying to get a chat started on here and meet but all i get is your not my type i must be someones type lol im not that bad looking am i lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely look at local updates
Maybe I should start looking more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I forgot I posted this…… I’m off for a nosey now |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
My status reflects where I am |
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Seems like today there are a lot of women who can't cope with the amount of messages they have.
There's also a lot of people signing off for the year. And there's the one guy who posts daily about losing his anal virginity. Gotta love a tryer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones got the flu
Ones offering rub downs
Ones looking for fun in the airport
And the other one is sick of this place  |
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Many new pictures of boobs, bums and pussy. People getting new meets, people not getting meets, few ladies having messages from psychopaths.
People signing off for Christmas. People wondering who will be attending Christmas parties. |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
A few newbies.
Lots of new verifications
Lots of meets getting posted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A few newbies
Some asking if anyone wants warming up
Majority wanting their cock sucked
A few looking to meet
Same ole shit diff day  |
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The angry updates always amuse me. Here’s one from today:
"Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! "
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Lots of guys wanting sloppy head and throats to fill
Brucey has posted a new pic
Some guy has posted about coming over and dumping loads on him - heading over there now with my washing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The angry updates always amuse me. Here’s one from today:
Another time wasting twat! Any wonder it's impossible to get a meet on here! I'm not gonna massage your ego or your tiny dick! "
That’s a good one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of guys wanting sloppy head and throats to fill
Brucey has posted a new pic
Some guy has posted about coming over and dumping loads on him - heading over there now with my washing "
He can do mine as well |
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The "Woman" of a "Couple" wants to know if any Women want to meet her Husband, he's home alone (same status every day  ) |
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Someone locally is in the supermarket wanting to be recognised. Unless she is wandering round naked with a big red dildo hanging out her chuff then it is gonna be tricky!
Just off to Asda for bread and milk |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Someone locally is in the supermarket wanting to be recognised. Unless she is wandering round naked with a big red dildo hanging out her chuff then it is gonna be tricky!
Just off to Asda for bread and milk "
with a big red dildo hanging out oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On mine there's...
A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before
A couple are wrapping presents
A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back
Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once
A TV wanting cock
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"On mine there's...
A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before
A couple are wrapping presents
A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back
Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once
A TV wanting cock
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Didn't realise my updates got THAT far! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
I find daily entertainment in these updates:
Some more men have joined - yay
Shag is looking for some action
Someone wants a serious sub - not sure if he's looking for someone devoid of humour or a Big Cheese-Steak Sub Melt
A guy wants draining - good luck getting a plumber out ATM
A guy wants to get off this site but doesn't know how - sounds like me driving round the Arc de Triomphe on a trip to Paris |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our updates are boring today 
A man is looking to help the less fortunate with some extra cash this Christmas, absolutely no sexual favours in return he says |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On mine there's...
A woman looking for the best penis on fab like she had once before
A couple are wrapping presents
A womans car battery has gone so she needs new one and may have to send the butt plugs back
Three guys looking to show people a good time..that's three separate guys, not three at once
A TV wanting cock
Didn't realise my updates got THAT far! "
Chard not that far away lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine seems to be a repeat of last time pretty much.
2 people have added a new photo
Redbull can man has added another dick pic with said can...
Yet another free massage on offer
New one for today...someone needs a warm place for a wank as had a no show meet. |
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Someone (who runs a club) is looking for a damp specialist.
Someone is offering her fuck buddy up for any other women who want to ‘try’ him.
A few ladies have viewed my profile.
And one girl ‘loves farts’ apparently. |
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A girl looking to borrow a tenner
Several masseurs offering their services
Several silhouettes angry at everyone on fab and that it’s shit on here
And my fav who puts the same status up pretty much hourly offering his mouth and arse bareback to anyone who wants them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Essex diabolical
Except for one lady |
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Cock pic
New profile - blank obvs
Cock pic
Meet today
Cock pic
New “female” profile - blank
Cock pic
“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”
Standard day in Hull |
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"Standard day in Hull "
It’s never dull … |
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"Standard day in Hull
It’s never dull …"
No… it’s the fab capital of England |
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"Cock pic
New profile - blank obvs
Cock pic
Meet today
Cock pic
New “female” profile - blank
Cock pic
“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”
Standard day in Hull "
I think this might be your friends updates?? |
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"Cock pic
New profile - blank obvs
Cock pic
Meet today
Cock pic
New “female” profile - blank
Cock pic
“Does anyone like a foot job in tights?”
Standard day in Hull
I think this might be your friends updates?? "
Shush….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All going on here...
A few new photos, and others that have been deleted and reattached.
Someone whose waiting for I think it was Leeds social in January
Another wants a fucking behind an office desk while the public walk by the window.
One can't wait for some Christmas party.
You can't forget the new temporary profiles.
Oh and of course theres the odd comment that some men are disgusting. |
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Someone has clearly done a boudoir shoot and is using the image as their profile picture. The issue is that it’s so similar to the picture previously used by another local account – same photographer and set, and a similar pose – that it confuses me every time I see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today we have the following;
Dick pic
Someone is available to meet today
Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?
Someone has just joined fab
Someone else is available to meet
Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally! |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Today we have the following;
Dick pic
Someone is available to meet today
Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?
Someone has just joined fab
Someone else is available to meet
Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!"
Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu
Maybe a bird in bird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today we have the following;
Dick pic
Someone is available to meet today
Someone is available all day with their xmas boner ..... anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is?
Someone has just joined fab
Someone else is available to meet
Clearly a very quiet friday for alot of people locally!
Xmas boner he will debone your turkey do a nice crown for yiu
Maybe a bird in bird"
Typical, the one year I brought a crown instead of a whole turkey and don't require his services. |
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anyone care to enlighten me into what an xmas boner is? "
Comes but once a year |
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"Someone has clearly done a boudoir shoot and is using the image as their profile picture. The issue is that it’s so similar to the picture previously used by another local account – same photographer and set, and a similar pose – that it confuses me every time I see it. "
I've just checked, and it's not a *similar* pose — it's an identical one. |
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Someone wants a TV to come and see them and all the cool kids are off to cj's or after dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cjs
Want hung
Daddy want me fucked
Want hung
It's cold
Want hung
Want hung
Don't meet just chat
Etc etc etc |
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over a year ago
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Anything new going on ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be something in the air tonight as 30% of them have displayed a new meet verification…. 40% are pissed off as can’t even get a chat going…20% are looking to meet and 10% are bored and horny……. They do make me giggle thou…. Cmon share yours with me pleasssseeeeeeeeee "
I am all of the above....but I'm also a compulsive bull shitter ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest Essex updates not to bad since Christmas and new year over updates be coming thick fast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest Essex updates not to bad since Christmas and new year over updates be coming thick fast "
Same ole shit, diff day on mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coming off fab for a while
Not meeting anyone
Why r (are) people so rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why have i never looked at the updates before???
Its comedy gold....and slightly alarming too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why have i never looked at the updates before???
It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too"
Some are rather shocking at times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why have i never looked at the updates before???
It’s comedy gold....and slightly alarming too
Some are rather shocking at times "
You dont need to convince me...im sold.
Although my local area (Luton) seems a bit more civilised than some of the others on this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today's updates...
One woman wants a good fucking, daytime only
One guy giving out (I assume) his number for phone fun
4 new joined, all blank pics and "Will fill in later"
One contemplating leaving
One of my hotlist asking if they will you "your new obsession"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The updates section on here never fails to provide a laugh with the morning coffee |
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I always torn, I don't get local updates due to filters, whilst I am extremely curious, I'm also hiding away in fear |
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Someone in Glasgow is ‘going to the sales with the love eggs in’. Starting 2023 as we mean to go on, then. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Depressingly similar - guys driving round London looking to unload in throats or someone to clean up.
Highlight is a pic of a guy who has clearly taken the advice about not posting with Lynx or remote controls... He's gone for Imperial Leather Moroccan Sunset. Classy |
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"He's gone for Imperial Leather Moroccan Sunset. Classy"
I’d have more respect for a proper bar of the real thing. Imperial Leather is a classic, after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm "
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? "
Quick, give them my number.
Im not proud, ill do it for £100. |
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Lots of disembodied cleavage photos in our area this morning. They start to all look the same after a while … |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?
Quick, give them my number.
Im not proud, ill do it for £100."
DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
They do make me laugh with some of them. They obviously write them thinking us women will be impressed but we’re not lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently two lady’s want fucking and another asking for female to join her on her own
Oh the sheer joy of updates |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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A Luke Evans lookalike has uploaded some pics that I’m taking a keen interest in…..other than that it’s pretty tame in Wales. |
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Quite a few people joining up for some new year Fab fun... not much interesting going on though.
LvM |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A Luke Evans lookalike has uploaded some pics that I’m taking a keen interest in…..other than that it’s pretty tame in Wales."
Very quiet in south wales, few new pics, someone looking for a meet (lots of toys) Santa spoiled them
Someone joined two days ago no pics no bio verified already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted? "
That beats my wage for today. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?
That beats my wage for today. "
You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?
Quick, give them my number.
Im not proud, ill do it for £100.
DeepthroatDerek420 tells me he will be with you for a suck and go sesh inside the hour "
Gargling is an extra £25 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?
That beats my wage for today. "
£200 for 10mins work?? I dont think many people can beat that. |
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I haven’t done this for ages! So here goes the results from the Hull jury for today:
27 new cock pics
Some other “interesting” fucking pics
2 women wanting to meet today
17 men wanting to meet today
And Dave wants someone to “suck his cock NOW” *not his actual username
Standard fair here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LadyLesley is organising a gangbang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well apparently one disconcerting young lady is looking for 'unjabbed black gentlemen'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy getting sucked before work??? Hmm
According to my local updates... Guys are offering 200 fine English pounds to do it. Tempted?
That beats my wage for today.
You are looking for a career change this year, right?! You may have some stiff competition tho! "
It’s hard getting up for that type of work everyday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t done this for ages! So here goes the results from the Hull jury for today:
27 new cock pics
Some other “interesting” fucking pics
2 women wanting to meet today
17 men wanting to meet today
And Dave wants someone to “suck his cock NOW” *not his actual username
Standard fair here "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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Some people are back at work. Someone is 'wet'. Someone has a screenshot of his fella, why a screenshot rather than the actual photograph.
There is an assortment of photographs but one woman what fab u lous legs is modeling a very nice pair of stockings. |
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This is a great thread! Our bit of South Manchester is quiet today.
Some boob pics
A couple having fun pic
Someone wondering if anyone is free right now
A couple looking for playmates for their club visit
And two people who looked at our profile 
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My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough! |
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over a year ago
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Derbados is looking like lots of ladies have new outfits from Santa and are awaiting fabs, some one has bought a toy that looks like an eggplant, could be, my glasses are downstairs, said female doesn’t look afraid to use it either, there’s no meets tonight unless you are under the age of fifty …… sighs |
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"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough! "
Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that? |
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"My local Fab celebrity is begging for likes again. Apparently 1,700+ fabs and the front page of hot photos isn't enough!
Obviously went off to play guess who. Is it the one who might be a bit cold in the freezer aisle dressed like that?"
It’s always Bill in Guess Who |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Epi pens and tag teams seem to be high on the list of local updates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of dicks but several sets of amazing pecs and abs requiring further perving |
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"It’s always Bill in Guess Who "
Always. Or Claire if it's a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The midlanders have been busy today loads of new verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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East Midlands although in Essex don’t know how that works |
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"East Midlands although in Essex don’t know how that works "
Fab seems to think the East Midlands reaches from the M25 to Leeds or something. |
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I love this thread, so up in the North West, local updates are:
Various profile views.
M January runner swanking about the virtues of running.
M new photo.
M showing scary photo.
C mailbox full moan.
M looking for discreet fun.
C looking for a F sub.
F showing new veri.
C showing party invite.
M wanting daytime meet?
M wanting "hot fanny".
M showing scary photo.
M going dogging.
C posted raunchy video.
C looking for man with massage table.
M trucker seeking hotwife.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Epi pens and tag teams seem to be high on the list of local updates "
Er....Epi Pens?? As in the auto injectors??
Is this a kink/fetish im unaware of?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love this thread, so up in the North West, local updates are:
Various profile views.
M January runner swanking about the virtues of running.
M new photo.
M showing scary photo.
C mailbox full moan.
M looking for discreet fun.
C looking for a F sub.
F showing new veri.
C showing party invite.
M wanting daytime meet?
M wanting "hot fanny".
M showing scary photo.
M going dogging.
C posted raunchy video.
C looking for man with massage table.
M trucker seeking hotwife.
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‘hot fanny’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s brewing tonight then ? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Someone went dogging but it wasn't a dogging site so they went to the beach. And while they were at they beach they attended to their sexual frustrations by hand or maybe you as they didn't say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman local to me with possibly the worst ever photoshopped picture is in the top ten most fab’d pictures |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Well all the men are hard and horny as usual, one man wants it to snow and we also have an antique dealer who is offering to value your stuff. The people around here are strange! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some are "off to bed because bored" one is yet again after a meet tonight, but the majority are complaining that couples are mainly all men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People are organising meets. Someone is on top pics. It’s pretty quite here. |
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Oh I love this thread 
In Hull tonight we have some corkers…
A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date
Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously
And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.
I’m happy with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, in Luton this evening:
The discerning lady is still looking for an 'unjabbed' athletic black male.
Two people are warning others about the same abusive profile
Someone wants to arrange a mmmmmmf meet
Someone wants phone fun Now!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love this thread
In Hull tonight we have some corkers…
A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date
Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously
And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.
I’m happy with that "
Just as bad as the midlands then |
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"Oh I love this thread
In Hull tonight we have some corkers…
A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date
Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously
And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.
I’m happy with that
Just as bad as the midlands then "
They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love this thread
In Hull tonight we have some corkers…
A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date
Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously
And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.
I’m happy with that
Just as bad as the midlands then
They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great "
Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic |
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I feel like I’m in quite a small pool, and all the activity goes on in a bit of a clique.
The rest is a sausage party, and not in a good way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like I’m in quite a small pool, and all the activity goes on in a bit of a clique.
The rest is a sausage party, and not in a good way. "
Same ole shit, diff day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breaking news on The Wirral Peninsula:
MissDevils friend has gone home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I love this thread
In Hull tonight we have some corkers…
A guy wants his cock sucked… but only this week, because let’s not set a date
Someone wants a discreet bi meet… well a male obviously
And most of all we have some awesome new photos of dicks.
I’m happy with that
Just as bad as the midlands then
They make the world of fab go round though… I think they’re great
Some are ok but gets boring when all you see is a new cock pic "
If you take men off your Looking for list it makes Local updates much nicer to look at. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Breaking news on The Wirral Peninsula:
MissDevils friend has gone home."
That’s a shame |
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A man is looking for a ripe dick that needs cleaning !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man is looking for a ripe dick that needs cleaning !!! "
WTF |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
My status update was a forum challenge |
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