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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)

Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.

So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?

Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.

But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yore!? Your… ffs!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)

Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.

So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?

Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.

But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all! "

Is that your way of saying you wash your hands before eating pussy?

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Never run whilst scissoring. It’s dangerous

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I'm as crap as you. I'm hear for the learning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t cum in a fertile pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)

Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.

So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?

Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.

But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all!

Is that your way of saying you wash your hands before eating pussy? "

chance would be a fine thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never run whilst scissoring. It’s dangerous"

You might get impaled!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Never ask me for my autograph

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't take it too seriously, it's supposed to be fun.

Always carry your own protection.

Get checked for Sti's regularly.

Communicate... Before, during and after!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 27/09/22 17:44:50]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tiger balm is not a lube!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Don’t cum in a fertile pussy "

What about an infertile one?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Always keep spare batteries by the bed

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Don't take it too seriously, it's supposed to be fun.

Always carry your own protection.

Get checked for Sti's regularly.

Communicate... Before, during and after! "

This is great advice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t cum in a fertile pussy

What about an infertile one?"

Go for it son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tiger balm is not a lube! "

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Always keep spare batteries by the bed "

Yes.. there's nothing worse than trying to work the tv remote when those batteries have been your back up one's

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

You are doing a good job if it sounds like you are running in soggy trainers whilst fucking doggy style

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

In, out, shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are doing a good job if it sounds like you are running in soggy trainers whilst fucking doggy style "

*squelch*

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Make sure you douche!!

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By *errocaWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire

Don't eat chilli cheese sauce before performing oral sex

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

No morning sex without brushing those teeth

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun "

#unfithere

That'd be me fucked then

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

Men - ensure any vibrators in your 'bag of tricks to get the ladies wet' are fully charged before commencing clitoral assault. If they buzz then die you will, almost definitely, be facing the wrath of a very, very frustrated lady and most likely you will not be getting your dick wet

#justsaying

Cherry x

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Men - ensure any vibrators in your 'bag of tricks to get the ladies wet' are fully charged before commencing clitoral assault. If they buzz then die you will, almost definitely, be facing the wrath of a very, very frustrated lady and most likely you will not be getting your dick wet

#justsaying

Cherry x

"

Tongues beat toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun

#unfithere

That'd be me fucked then "

Fancy the best* 30 seconds of your life?

(* Well, do you fancy an average 30 seconds anyway?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little Spoons, it's polite to warn Big Spoon of an imminent fart and, if possible, turn to face away from them before expelling it.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun

#unfithere

That'd be me fucked then

Fancy the best* 30 seconds of your life?

(* Well, do you fancy an average 30 seconds anyway?) "

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *b72Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

Moaning and groaning good.

Checking her updates bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Moaning and groaning good.

Checking her updates bad. "

What if she’s moaning about her updates?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Chocolate body lotion tastes awful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you’re doing her doggy slip your thumb of your right hand in her bootyhole. All women love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chocolate body lotion tastes awful."

Amen. Waste of £5 that was!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If your jaw starts hurting do the balls for a bit.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Little Spoons, it's polite to warn Big Spoon of an imminent fart and, if possible, turn to face away from them before expelling it."

That is good bedroom etiquette

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Make sure you make a noise every 10 seconds. Shows you're really into it. Set a timer if necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When using candles make sure there the low temperature ones!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

When she say don't stop....don't stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Repeatedly ask “does it feel good baby” and cum as quick as you can.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Good bedroom manners mean you have snacks on hand and within rolling distance from the bed

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Always lock the door so you don't get unexpected house visitors arrive mid session

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, oh, oh…… NEVER take your socks off!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Socks off first...no crocs unless your on a pebbly beach

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

As shes about to orgasm...

If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....

then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try to pop the balls in.

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By *ad boy maverickMan  over a year ago

basildon


"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)

Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.

So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?

Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.

But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all! "

Read !

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"When using candles make sure there the low temperature ones!"

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Make sure you make a noise every 10 seconds. Shows you're really into it. Set a timer if necessary."

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't sneeze as he cums

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By *rjamesMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"If you’re doing her doggy slip your thumb of your right hand in her bootyhole. All women love it "

I've had about a 95% success rate with this activity - do respect the will of the 5% when they tell you to get it the fuck out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As shes about to orgasm...

If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....

then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong "

Like a pissed off Mr Blobby

I'm pretty sure that's what I sound like

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By *rjamesMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh, oh, oh…… NEVER take your socks off!! "

I took my socks off once and ended up getting my partner pregnant - be careful folks!

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By *romagefraisWoman  over a year ago

Sunderland


"If you’re doing her doggy slip your thumb of your right hand in her bootyhole. All women love it "

Best feeling ever.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.

"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"

"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."

Thank me later, guys.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Lie back and think of England. Or Mrs T naked in the rain.

I can't remember which one is right

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By *eviant KnightMan  over a year ago

Norton

Give it a wash first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Communicate communicate communicate…and not some ‘urgh I’m gonna fuck that pussy’ you heard from a porno.

The more you listen to what’s working what’s not working the better and hotter it gets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it is dry make sure to use your left hand only.

If it is wet make sure to finger it with your right thumb.

If you can't cum blame your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Little Spoons, it's polite to warn Big Spoon of an imminent fart and, if possible, turn to face away from them before expelling it."

Hahahahahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.

"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"

"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."

Thank me later, guys."

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Oh, oh, oh…… NEVER take your socks off!!

I took my socks off once and ended up getting my partner pregnant - be careful folks!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As shes about to orgasm...

If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....

then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong "

Hahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When using candles make sure there the low temperature ones!"

hahahahahaha

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By *tylebender03Man  over a year ago

Manchester

When giving a blow job should always swallow, it’s the right thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.

"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"

"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."

Thank me later, guys."

Best Answer! Laughing at this for ages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Give it a wash first "

Honestly, this one is so underrated .. but probably the best advice out there!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Don’t keep wasting it.

You only get a bucket and a half.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t keep wasting it.

You only get a bucket and a half."

I think I must have done at least a bucket full by the time I finished my teens ..

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield

Go to a professional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to cum like Goldilocks

Not too quick

Not too slow

Just right

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to cum like Goldilocks

Not too quick

Not too slow

Just right "

And a bowl of porridge afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice "

What about rough and ready builders in their tool belts and work trousers after a hard days work?

I’ve been lied to. I only got into building for the poontang

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice "

But when the sex starts be dirty, yes?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice

But when the sex starts be dirty, yes? "

Ooft

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice

What about rough and ready builders in their tool belts and work trousers after a hard days work?

I’ve been lied to. I only got into building for the poontang"

Erm… go on then

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Precum is underrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Precum is underrated "

You did that on purpose!!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Precum is underrated "

And she’s back

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Precum is underrated

You did that on purpose!! "

As if

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Precum is underrated

And she’s back "

Just amusing myself Babs

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Don't sneeze as he cums"
ooo I'd love that

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Whip it out

Whip it in

Whip it out

wipe it

Sorted

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

In, out, in, out. Shake it all about. Do the hokey-cøkey and turn around. That'll do

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