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over a year ago
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Today, we want a fit bloke with good manners and a nice size thingy! ( you know what I mean) also must be able to breathe through his ears ( can men really do this?) ok firstly the spare room could do with a lick of paint! Then there are some shelves that need putting up!
Erm oh and the garage could do with a sort out!
Any offers ???   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, not at the moment as I'm too busy moaning about people moaning on another thread... erm...  "
Well when you have finished moaning come on over!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come over...can't provide anything on the list...but I might be safer than on here  "
Have you got a nice size thingy?
If you have get your arse over here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll come over...can't provide anything on the list...but I might be safer than on here
Have you got a nice size thingy?
If you have get your arse over here!!! "
Well it attaches to a strap on..does that count?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today, we want a fit bloke with good manners and a nice size thingy! ( you know what I mean) also must be able to breathe through his ears ( can men really do this?) ok firstly the spare room could do with a lick of paint! Then there are some shelves that need putting up!
Erm oh and the garage could do with a sort out!
Any offers ??? "
Hey !
I'm well up for this.
I'm crap at DIY (apart from the wanking type), and can go all night providing you can cope with the coughing and wheezing and administer some light CPR.
My cock is 9 inches (well it is if measured from the bottom of my back) and I own my own snorkel and aqualung, so holding my breath no prob at all.
If can just lightly flick ur bean for a bit, I can be with ya for around midnight.
I've got a opened tin of apple white emulsion too if that helps.
What dya reckon ?
Get back to me
Bussy
P.S. Who am I talking to ?
If it's the Mrs, nice tits laydee
If it's hubbie, can I shag ur Mrs M8 ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today, we want a fit bloke with good manners and a nice size thingy! ( you know what I mean) also must be able to breathe through his ears ( can men really do this?) ok firstly the spare room could do with a lick of paint! Then there are some shelves that need putting up!
Erm oh and the garage could do with a sort out!
Any offers ???
Hey !
I'm well up for this.
I'm crap at DIY (apart from the wanking type), and can go all night providing you can cope with the coughing and wheezing and administer some light CPR.
My cock is 9 inches (well it is if measured from the bottom of my back) and I own my own snorkel and aqualung, so holding my breath no prob at all.
If can just lightly flick ur bean for a bit, I can be with ya for around midnight.
I've got a opened tin of apple white emulsion too if that helps.
What dya reckon ?
Get back to me
Bussy
P.S. Who am I talking to ?
If it's the Mrs, nice tits laydee
If it's hubbie, can I shag ur Mrs M8 ?"
Your on bussy!! I got an oxygen tank somewhere so you will be fine!!
We can dress Luke up as a waiter and he can fetch and carry for us!! Hope your on your way!! |
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