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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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I think it's time we had a Union for us genuine and reliable guys to join. We could then have a logo on our profiles to demonstrate our commitment to maintaining the highest quality meets with the ladies and couples and to prove we are genuine and not fakes or timewasters.
Standards of hygiene, witty coversation and the ability to reply to messages without using text speech would all be reviewed. Cock pics with the sky remote would be censored and removed and anyone who has ever moaned on the forums on the incorrect day would be heavily penalised.
We could unite and lobby to have single msle bashing threads removed and have non-union members shown what we think of their 'wanna fuk' messages and forum threads moaning they never get meets with 2 days of joining.
Who is with me, Brothers? Power to the Penis!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you 
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way.... 
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there. "
i like those messages especially when they refer to women as sluts or worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there. "
They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's
Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"'witty conversation'...pmsl..
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I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.
i like those messages especially when they refer to women as sluts or worse."
Yeah I agree matey, the best message I find is:
Alright slag..open wide I am coming in |
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"'witty conversation'...pmsl..
I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees..."
what about beaver spotting in the bush..
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.
They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's
Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it "
They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.
They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's
Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it
They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on "
Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"'witty conversation'...pmsl..
I'm more than happy to regail you with anecdotes about my cameltoe tracking in the Sudan or there are my amusing quips about the time I went muff hunting the Pyrenees...
what about beaver spotting in the bush..
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Quim diving on the Great Bartier Reef was especially memorable... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.
They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's
Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it
They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on
Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger"
When I say cat, I mean Puma. Bit more of a ride with that bugger, hur hur. Know what I mean matey? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm with you
Well said Brother!
Nice tits by the way....
Thanks, I stuck them on for the photo mate
Had any luck with any of the bints off here yet mate? It's like a bloody desert out there.
They are all tight...and that's not their pussy's
Never get a look in mate...thinking of making a female profile...and faking it
They're all frigid mate. The bloody lot of 'em. I'll be shagging the cat again by the end of the week if this carries on
Fuck that, I'm on the dog again, she's a bit bigger
When I say cat, I mean Puma. Bit more of a ride with that bugger, hur hur. Know what I mean matey? "
Totally dude, the bigger the hole the better...mind you, I think women are put off by my 20" cock 
The bitch likes it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely. "
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them"
None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them
None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them "
or stopping in because they've got a sniffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them
None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them
or stopping in because they've got a sniffle"
Or because they weren't personally invited so fuck 'em, I'm not going! Hummmpf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them
None of them can get in unless a bloke opens the door for them
or stopping in because they've got a sniffle
Or because they weren't personally invited so fuck 'em, I'm not going! Hummmpf! "
or "they're your friends not mine" so i'll take 3 days to get ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm all for this new union. But can we work on the name a little?
The acronym is un-pronouncable and we all love a good acronym, it makes us seem more authentic and genuine... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm all for this new union. But can we work on the name a little?
The acronym is un-pronouncable and we all love a good acronym, it makes us seem more authentic and genuine..."
I did try and get it to fit into FUMBLE but failed miserably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, none of the silly frigid bints on here have found this thread yet, Brothers, so we can talk freely.
they'll be busy cooking and looking for men to look after them"
Or ironing Mr Fab!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!! "
We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts.... |
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I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls
For instance, Wishy is a rabid monarchist, Eton elitist fellow traveller...but, and it's a BIG but, he has a lovely cock..how are we expected to react to the potential Fab factions within you gorgeous men if this crazy idea takes off ? |
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dont wear Y fronts,,and if ya think Im gonna be burning my ck's at a million pound a pair think again,,altho could nip to asda and get some y fronts i suppose,,you know as a gesture of solidarity, long live the revolution ,,,av it!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!
We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts...."
Do you need a lighter ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls
For instance, Wishy is a rabid monarchist, Eton elitist fellow traveller...but, and it's a BIG but, he has a lovely cock..how are we expected to react to the potential Fab factions within you gorgeous men if this crazy idea takes off ?"
Just lay back and think of England... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon we3 are on a winner here comrade's ,and if we dont get what we want we go on strike,,see how the site fall's apart without our cocks!!!
We could hold a rally for equal rights and burn our Y-Fronts....
Do you need a lighter ? "
Please... |
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"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls
For instance, Wishy is a rabid monarchist, Eton elitist fellow traveller...but, and it's a BIG but, he has a lovely cock..how are we expected to react to the potential Fab factions within you gorgeous men if this crazy idea takes off ?"
good point,,will taje it on board for when we gain control |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can see massive idealogical schisms happening in this fledgling movement, and consequently confusing messages for us girls
For instance, Wishy is a rabid monarchist, Eton elitist fellow traveller...but, and it's a BIG but, he has a lovely cock..how are we expected to react to the potential Fab factions within you gorgeous men if this crazy idea takes off ?"
I'm seeing a situation where this becomes highly Python-esque gentlemen!! Who's forming the genuine male national union as a splinter group? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For a new name (complete with a brill acronym) how about FAGMEN (Fab Association of Genuine Men), although the USA chapter might need something different, and anti-smokers will have to non-FAGMEN, and reformed smokers will have to known as X-FAGMEN
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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then the guys would need an inituation to prove themselves??
on another site this guy was what i considered very rude to me, talking to another woman on the site she said she had met him and he was lovely really.. different horses for different courses..
dont think the union would please everyone :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a new name (complete with a brill acronym) how about FAGMEN (Fab Association of Genuine Men), although the USA chapter might need something different, and anti-smokers will have to non-FAGMEN, and reformed smokers will have to known as X-FAGMEN
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Wishy I love it! Made me laugh out loud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a new name (complete with a brill acronym) how about FAGMEN (Fab Association of Genuine Men), although the USA chapter might need something different, and anti-smokers will have to non-FAGMEN, and reformed smokers will have to known as X-FAGMEN
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Now we need a theme tune....
Nana na na nananana nana na na nananana FAGMen..... |
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