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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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Rimming can have the same effect; and insufficient hygiene prior to and during DP (and DVP) can cause very serious bacterial infections too !
My beloved dog, sadly long departed, slept on my bed, without incident, for 15 years. |
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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That dog must have been a good shot!  |
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
Rimming can have the same effect; and insufficient hygiene prior to and during DP (and DVP) can cause very serious bacterial infections too !
My beloved dog, sadly long departed, slept on my bed, without incident, for 15 years. "
That's why women pee after sex. Hygiene before, during and after. |
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ......"
still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it  |
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"Sounds like a Sunday sport story that one ...... still not as good as the bloke who had to get the bomb squad to remove a ww2 artillery shell from his anus I’m sure he said he tripped and fell on it "
What...no way...he never tripped  |
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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I think dogs need to be highly trained and given good boundaries. Imagine the dog did that with your child or elderly parent. They are vulnerable and wouldn't severe a severe infection.
I'm trying to live as long as possible without accidentally killing myself or anyone else.
Hugs to all. |
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Sounds like one of those stories where 'I fell over and the bottle went up my arse', or 'I tripped and my todger was sucked up the hoover' ..... usually cue knowing smiles from the A&E team. I wonder if the dog was taken into protective custody?  |
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over a year ago
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"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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ET get help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog.
That sounds like victim blaming to me…
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lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts. |
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog.
That sounds like victim blaming to me…
lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts."
Maybe the lady was dreaming of drowning in a vat of Nutella just before she woke…! |
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When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her! |
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!"
Ever the charmer  |
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!"
Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body!
You old romantic you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 4 dogs none of them defecated in the bed. It's the owners fault not the dog.
That sounds like victim blaming to me…
lol the dogs diet gave the dog the choco squirts.
Maybe the lady was dreaming of drowning in a vat of Nutella just before she woke…!"
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!
Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body!
You old romantic you!"
Why the need to insult the guy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!
Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body!
You old romantic you!
Why the need to insult the guy? "
Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!
Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body!
You old romantic you!
Why the need to insult the guy?
Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting?"
I would say no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was younger and wilder, and out on the weekend, I found myself waking up next to many, "dogs" and the first thing that went through my head was, what the hell was I drinking last night when I fancied her!
Says Dave who looks like he dyes his hair and has what can only be described as the perfect dad body!
You old romantic you!
Why the need to insult the guy?
Did I insult him? I rather think his references to dogs was insulting? I would say no. "
No I didn’t insult him or no his reference to women as dogs was insulting? |
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Thank you all for your responses both public and private, once again endorsing my entrenched belief that all publicity, even if it's bad publicity, is good publicity. I couldn't possibly be offended by any comments made. As well as the comment about dad bod, and dyed hair, the guy forgot to mention thick skin and broad shoulders, the saying sticks and stones etc etc suddenly coming to mine.
Wish I'd more time to participate in forums other than during insomnic moments, as I do get amused by it all on times.
Thank you again all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you all for your responses both public and private, once again endorsing my entrenched belief that all publicity, even if it's bad publicity, is good publicity. I couldn't possibly be offended by any comments made. As well as the comment about dad bod, and dyed hair, the guy forgot to mention thick skin and broad shoulders, the saying sticks and stones etc etc suddenly coming to mine.
Wish I'd more time to participate in forums other than during insomnic moments, as I do get amused by it all on times.
Thank you again all. "
I am sure the ladies who have graced your bed in the past will be reassured by your comments! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our cat sleeps on our bed during the day and then when we go to sleep and then get too hot and put him outside the bedroom so can have the window open (indoor cat and we are high up!). |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"No responsible dog owner or cat owner should let them on or in their bed.. "
Well I'm a responsible dog owner and we allow ours to sleep on the bed.
Even when I worked for guide dogs for the blind it was a bendable rule.
Try telling a cat what it can or can't do! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom remembers in his dating days that if he went back to their houses and cats and dogs allowed on the bed then Tom would politely decline any more dates.
Each to their own and not for Tom and as for those that let dogs lick human faces .. nooo way |
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"Tom remembers in his dating days that if he went back to their houses and cats and dogs allowed on the bed then Tom would politely decline any more dates.
Each to their own and not for Tom and as for those that let dogs lick human faces .. nooo way"
They usually spend most of the day licking their own arse/bollocks/fanny before licking the owners face… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you."
Maybe in America |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America "
Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you."
I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you.
I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons."
buy scuba gear... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you.
I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear... "
It won’t fit him? |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Canines, the descendants of wolves, which humans originally befriended and progressively bred to become less aggressive, have slept in close proximity to their human counterparts for tens of thousands of years, and possibly much longer.
We two creatures are in a an unysually close symbiotic relationship; dogs sleeping on beds were an early warning system for approaching dangers to both.
Don't try to resist this phenomenon; it has been going on for so long that it is natural! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Canines, the descendants of wolves, which humans originally befriended and progressively bred to become less aggressive, have slept in close proximity to their human counterparts for tens of thousands of years, and possibly much longer.
We two creatures are in a an unysually close symbiotic relationship; dogs sleeping on beds were an early warning system for approaching dangers to both.
Don't try to resist this phenomenon; it has been going on for so long that it is natural!"
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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If some humans think that dogs emit an offensive smell, have some sympathy for dogs, because their sense of smell is much more sensitive by a long chalk, and some humans are not particularly hygienic.
My dog slept on my bed for fifteen years, with no issues whatsoever.
Without revealing details, his protective nature was of enormous benefit to me.
I covered my rear yard in gravel and the dog was able to hear the crunch of gravel under foot and emit a bark that scared off the intruders.
Dogs are instinctively attuned to the emotions of their carers and owners.
However, the presence of an Ovtcharka or a Pedro de Presa Canario would require an enormous bed ! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Reports from Welsh news that a lady went for an afternoon nap with a pet dog and she slept with her mouth open. The fog had diarrhoea and accidentally pooed in the ladies mouth and the lady ended up in hospital and was very ill..
Tom thinks that allowing a dog in a human bed is an accident waiting to happen..
This is all over the news guys.
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and her pillowa and blankets. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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People who like dogs, and especially people who own dogs, regard them as family members, which is utterly incomprehensible to people who hate dogs or have never cared for a dog
Dogs are great fun, and crucially are always delighted to see you, which is more than can be said for a lot of humans!
I have spoken to many hundreds to dig owners and lovers; the majority, well in excess of 50% permit their canine companions to sleep on their bed, and the rest would permit their dog to sleep in their bedroom on their own bed.
Dogs have a primitive need to be close to the leader of their pack: the human alpha male. |
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"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you.
I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear...
It won’t fit him?"
It’s rare I laugh out loud! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Yep.. so unhygenic and this is why animal germs spread to humans . science have proven the health benefits of your pets sleeping with you.
Maybe in America Google is your friend.Your pets are family are they not ? You want to be be cruel to them that's on you.
I have a goldfish. He doesn’t sleep with me for logistical reasons. buy scuba gear...
It won’t fit him?
It’s rare I laugh out loud! "
Pop him in a sealed sandwich bag, with some water inside it, then he can sleep beside you. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"People who like dogs, and especially people who own dogs, regard them as family members, which is utterly incomprehensible to people who hate dogs or have never cared for a dog
Dogs are great fun, and crucially are always delighted to see you, which is more than can be said for a lot of humans!
I have spoken to many hundreds to dig owners and lovers; the majority, well in excess of 50% permit their canine companions to sleep on their bed, and the rest would permit their dog to sleep in their bedroom on their own bed.
Dogs have a primitive need to be close to the leader of their pack: the human alpha male."
Can the human alpha male be an alpha female ? |
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