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"You've shat your pants Mrs!!! " I hope it texts that announcement as opposed to over the tannoy | |||
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"Get the mop too hand " I've even got marigolds | |||
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"It would forever be saying: "Beep,Beep... lady is reversing Beep,Beep" " if i was behind you - you saucy minx!! | |||
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"Captain Penis, at your service. " This is my ringtone. | |||
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"I’d need to check that the battery is still working … it’s been a while " Yours would say 'FALSE ALARM! WHIPPED CREAM DRIBBLE ALERT. I REPEAT WHIPPED CREAM DRIBBLE ALERT..' Cherry x | |||
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"Captain Penis, at your service. " Promote him to major and insist all the women polish your pips | |||