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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
Can you ride tandem?
PG Tips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mars a day helps you work,rest n play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be your dog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be your dog."
Sorry - wrong thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name? J.R. Hartley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name? J.R. Hartley."
Hi, J.R. |
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A finger of fudge is just enough until it’s time to eat |
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Ooooh look, an Eagle - John West Salmon
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No... luton airport |
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"I'll be your dog."
Oh I used to love that advert! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Accrington Stanley, who are they? |
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CATS! .... they need Meat! ..... kattomeat |
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By eck petal, thah smells gorgeous t'night.
Eh oop Tarquil, thahs got your trollies on bact t' front.
Do you want a flake in that love?
Boddington beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be your dog.
Oh I used to love that advert!"
I suspect it would raise questions these days. |
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They take them and they smash them into little pieces hahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Exactly! |
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Many a housewife every day picks up a can of beans and says beans means Heinz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even chewier than Barrow in Furness Bus Depot. |
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By *D67Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
If you see Sid....tell him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All because the lady loves milk tray |
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We are both fluent, but unfortunately in different languages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Harp, stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.  |
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Cook, cook, cook-ability - that's the beauty of gas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Papa? Nicole! |
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Watch out, Watch out, Watch out... there's a Humphry about.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds? |
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Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back! - added bonus youll be singing that tune all day now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a secret lemonade drinker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo! "
To be fair I bet you all sang this while reading it |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
All because he drinks.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All because he drinks...."
Milk Tray |
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Dad ..do you know the pianos on my foot? You hum it son I'll play it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kinder,yibol shakey
Me unscrabbly
Choccadooby
Double choccadooby
Bobswobbo
Toy
Yodel yum and chocco scrum with muggy pobswobbo toys
Oh Grubbly!
Me scrooble now!
Scared the shite out of me as a youngin
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If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddy or chips?
Fab has ruined this question for me |
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Pea and ham, from a chicken? Now that’s clever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boom, boom, boom, boom Esso Blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Red Car and the Blue Car had a race |
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Re-recorded not fade away
I’m a secret lemonade drinker |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
It turns the milk chocolatey, Coco pop's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘The water is Majorca don’t taste like what it outta’
‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?’
‘Vorsprung durch technik…..’ |
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By *20xxxMan
over a year ago
Bristol |
It's so good, even the cows want it back |
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Only the crumbles flakiness chocolate, taste like chocolate never tasted before.
Yep even wrote it whilst singing in my head. |
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The milky bar's are on me.
Soooo generous and he only got 50p in pocket money each week.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this and thought of you"
PO ad
Oh just remembered the whole "ology" thing with Maureen Lipman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once driven, forever smitten
Ariston, and on and on and on and on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We wanna be together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Opal fruits, made to make your mouth water
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh, we used to have one of those |
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I think you better bring we home to meet your mother |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Copywriters, creatives who devise memorable phrases which psychologically reinforce in consumers' minds the connection between their catchphrases and a specific consumer product, must be delighted that their creations, some from decades ago were so memorable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone's a fruit and nut cake! |
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‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?"
Squirrel shit? |
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Super Matey !
“Clean Kids ! Clean Bath” !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Cointreau,the warm of us French, the ice, the cool of you English and you put them together and...
The ice melts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘What has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit?"
I think the answer is Topic.
A few more
‘Splash it all over’ - Brut
‘Probably the best lager in the world’ - Carlsberg
‘They’re grrrrrreeeeeeeeat’ -Frosties
‘They’re tasty tasty very very tasty . They’re very tasty’ - Bran Flakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting your head down sweetie? Jolly good idea |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
Have you got a tiger in your tank |
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"I’d like a second class return to Dottingham, please."
"The best a man can get"
"Men can't help acting on Impulse" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah were right abaaaht that saddle tho..." |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Tell em about the honey mummy.. |
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"Tell em about the honey mummy.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Made to make your mouth water... opal fruits  |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
What has a hazelnut in every bite? |
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Take it easy, with cadburys caramel |
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She's wearing...
Clunk click
You can't put a betta bitta butta on your knife |
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"What has a hazelnut in every bite?"
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play |
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1001 cleans a big Big carpet for less than half a crown. |
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Watch out, there's a humphrey about.
Nothing beats it, brut |
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First they peel them with their little knives.......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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I watched you spreading butter on my toast and I thought......... she'll look after me. |
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You do the shake and vac........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all because the lady loves milktray |
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Think I'll go for a little swim Petunia !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTfXxMec4pM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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or "A finger of fudge is just enough to give (replace kids with woman).a treat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You were in my class?"
"I was your teacher."
"Miss Fitzhenry?!"
"Buggsy... Brown." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange |
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"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange "
I nearly chose this one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange
I nearly chose this one! "
There have been so many good adverts to choose from over the years , my favourites were either this one or ……
“ARMADILLOS!!! Crunchy on outside, smooth on the inside. ARMADILLOS!!” |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Foursprung duck technique is the quasi-phoetical rendering of the Audi car commercial,
Vorsprung Durch Technik,
that was used for an extraordinarily long lived advertising campaign in the UK, but was never implemented in either USA or Canada because this phrase was regarded by their American advertising consultants as meaningless gobbledegook! |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
Lipsmacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, cool buzzing, high talking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing...Pepsi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?
Will it be salad or frozen pea?
Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
We'll have to wait and see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is she or isn’t she  |
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Accuwrist accu ankle accu... Steady on chap
Tikka Tikka timex..
Anytime anyplace anywhere
Schhhh |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Everyone's a fruit and nut cake!"
The voiceover for this TV advert was BBC stalwart, Frank Muir, with, I think, the dance of the reed flutes from Tschaicovski's Nutcracker Suite, as the theme tune, as background.
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"Mr Soft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange
I nearly chose this one!
There have been so many good adverts to choose from over the years , my favourites were either this one or ……
“ARMADILLOS!!! Crunchy on outside, smooth on the inside. ARMADILLOS!!”"
I always say this if someone mentions anything is crunchy! |
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By *ip2Man
over a year ago
Near Maidenhead |
"Take this black spot to Blind Pew" -- Post Office 1980. |
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By *andyrod1Man
over a year ago
St Margaret's at Cliffe |
Ready Brek, central heating for kids |
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Oi you Russian. Get of my land.
And I'm not looking forward to the journey home. |
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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club . Giggle ! |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
suffolk |
Are you with us uncle Sebastian..?
Noo I'm with the Woolwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You buy one and you get one free, I said you buy one and you get one free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FIFTY PEEEEE |
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Were you truly wafted here from paradise?
Nah, Luton Airport!"
(Campari) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not happy, Jan!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s not inside, it’s on top!!
For the few that know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i sometimes think my mum prefares my dad as much as me . you ort to see the pile of beans my dad he gets for tea . i need heinz beans as much as him , infact i need them more . cos my dads very very old ....and me ...im only ....four |
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What will it for tea tonight ?
Hope its beef burgers, fried onion rings.. we’ll have to wait and see…. We hope its chips its chips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Bonjour madami”
pgtips channnel tunnel advert funny as hell |
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One pound thirty eight
Easily turn off and onable
It's in the sand dad
We wanna be togetha |
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Hey ladies, you come to raouls house… we make sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“ meal for one …..”
“ Juuuust eat ! “ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cest cidre not cider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you were a kid you were not afraid to try… To dare! You did it, just because you liked it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you were a kid you were not afraid to try… To dare! You did it, just because you liked it "
Neve grow up, my friends.
- joga Bonito |
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Wassssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp
Will you show your whites to the rest of Britain? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Re-record, not fade away
We hope it's chips, it's chips
Time for a sharp exit, time for a cool sharp Harp
That bloke's a nutter. Oi, nutter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whooaah! Bodyform
Bodyform for comfort
Bodyform for Youuu! |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
Course you can Malcolm.
Who knows the secret of the Black Magic box? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
Now we're cooking on gas! |
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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago
Yorks/Lincs |
the milky bars are on me !!!! |
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Charlie says not to play with matches
Meet Dave he swims like a fish |
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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago
Saint Helens |
The Australians couldn't give a Castlemaine xxxx for anything else.
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Taste the Rainbow
Love the Skittles ads |
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By *nobyMan
over a year ago
Dorchester |
A million house wives every day pick up a can of beans and say Beanz Means Heinz
Or
HP baked beans they’re the beans for me! HP baked beans we adore and we shout for more more more
…take your pick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Ave it!.....oh yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can see the pub from here
I think we over did it with the sherry
Henry loves his mince morcels
P p p pick up a Penguin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you paste the wall and just slide it into place!" |
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50p and the kid points over his shoulder |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What goes up must come down, Superfresco makes it easy, it's by Graham and Brown |
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Course you can Malcolm…..
And of course the rock classic “oooooh Bodyform, Bodyform for yoooouuuu” |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
Reading |
Kevin, where exactly did you bury the car. |
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Yeah. You wanna follow your saxophone till you reach the ‘Y’ Fronts and then Bob’s your teapot. Alright ice cream cone? |
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You’ve been tangoed!
I think these got stopped due to playground concussions |
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The man from Delmonté, he said "YES"
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"Smells good!". "Yes, that's the ammonia in it". |
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""Smells good!". "Yes, that's the ammonia in it"."
Should this be in the squirting thread.? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know when you've been tangoed |
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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet,they were foul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Klunk click every trip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He were a great baker our dad...." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My girdle's killing me.
You wouldn't shoot a man before he's finished his Texan Bar would ya'? |
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“ARMADILLOS!! Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside ARMADILLOS!!”
“That blokes a nutter”
“You never forget your first Dime Bar”
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"You’ve been tangoed!
I think these got stopped due to playground concussions "
Burst eardrums |
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It crosses your heart, to lift and separate |
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Heh Hofmeister.. For great lager follow the bear |
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And don't apply if he's wearing budgie smugglers... |
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"A finger of fudge is just enough until it’s time to eat"
That always sounded dodgy to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Show them your a Slimcea Girl |
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Every day is pancake day with Findus Crispy Pancakes.... |
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Ben.....your beefburgers are getting cold. |
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We're only here for the beer, Double Diamond, Double Diamond.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Tosh … got a Toshiba. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger |
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By *olo54Man
over a year ago
st austell |
Will it be chips or jacket spuds |
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That's handy, Harry! Stick it in the oven!
Daddy or chips.
The water in Majorca a don't taste like what it oughta. |
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"Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger "
"Stick one up your arse and it might last longer...." as we used to sing as kids! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
1001, one thousand and one cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown
Both the carpet shampoo and the currency are long gone, as is the chirpy Scottish actress who did the TV advert; well over fifty years ago!
Decal currency was introduced in 1971, in the UK. |
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