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I was today years old when I found out this???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

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By *etWetWet453Couple  over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)"

Have you tested that theory? I have. It`s not true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Have you tested that theory? I have. It`s not true."

No I was too busy doing something productive

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

If you hold a bottle of bubbly at a 45 degree angle as you pull out the cork, it won’t fizz out. No waste!

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By *etWetWet453Couple  over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Have you tested that theory? I have. It`s not true.

No I was too busy doing something productive "

When you get to my age, that is something productive.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Have you tested that theory? I have. It`s not true.

No I was too busy doing something productive

When you get to my age, that is something productive."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them. "

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you hold a bottle of bubbly at a 45 degree angle as you pull out the cork, it won’t fizz out. No waste! "

Turn the bottle not the cork

Genius me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The term "I'll swing for you" doesn't mean throwing a punch at someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky"

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast! "

You'll be brown bread!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

You'll be brown bread!"

Crumbs !

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)"

Have you figured out why the settings go higher yet. Is it in case you're late and need fast delivery of toast

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast! "

Toasters and Smartphones have one thing in common: both give 'pop up' notifications.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Getting away from toast!!

We have not had a real conservative government since Margaret Thatcher until Liz Truss.

Interested to see how ot works out..

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Getting away from toast!!

We have not had a real conservative government since Margaret Thatcher until Liz Truss.

Interested to see how ot works out.."

You are TOAST now. Brave to post on what is a very leftie site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

Toasters and Smartphones have one thing in common: both give 'pop up' notifications. "

I'm enjoying all the toast puns.

And the best thing is the OP is called Breadless.

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By *xTwo4FunTimesxXCouple  over a year ago

chester

When "This little piggy went to market" they weren't going shopping

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast! "

I won't tell. But Kenwood.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

Toasters and Smartphones have one thing in common: both give 'pop up' notifications.

I'm enjoying all the toast puns.

And the best thing is the OP is called Breadless."

He will be all white

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting away from toast!!

We have not had a real conservative government since Margaret Thatcher until Liz Truss.

Interested to see how ot works out..

You are TOAST now. Brave to post on what is a very leftie site. "

Tory Tory Tory go on block me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Getting away from toast!!

We have not had a real conservative government since Margaret Thatcher until Liz Truss.

Interested to see how ot works out.."

I'm not sure I crust the Tories on the economy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

Toasters and Smartphones have one thing in common: both give 'pop up' notifications.

I'm enjoying all the toast puns.

And the best thing is the OP is called Breadless."

The toast puns are great, but then we may be detracting from the OP. I'm 50/50 on it

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast!

Toasters and Smartphones have one thing in common: both give 'pop up' notifications.

I'm enjoying all the toast puns.

And the best thing is the OP is called Breadless.

The toast puns are great, but then we may be detracting from the OP. I'm 50/50 on it"

FoHa, I don't think you 'spelt' that correctly.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Getting away from toast!!

We have not had a real conservative government since Margaret Thatcher until Liz Truss.

Interested to see how ot works out..

You are TOAST now. Brave to post on what is a very leftie site.

Tory Tory Tory go on block me "

I’ll ‘roll’ with it but I’ve got a ‘cob’ on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was not bready for this thread tonight.

And this is why I loaf the forums.

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By *alkthattalkMan  over a year ago

Darlington

That Humpty Dumpty was not an egg.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I waiting to see what Granary Crumpet has to say about all this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was not bready for this thread tonight.

And this is why I loaf the forums. "

It really is a slice of life

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I waiting to see what Granary Crumpet has to say about all this."

She's put on quite a spread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I waiting to see what Granary Crumpet has to say about all this.

She's put on quite a spread "

She's living in Clover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we can stop with the puns now, we have nothing left to grain

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think we can stop with the puns now, we have nothing left to grain"

Over my bread body!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BAR stands for Beer and Alcohol Room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At yeast you are trying!

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That you can take any 1 letter away from the word 'Seat' and still have a correct word

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"That you can take any 1 letter away from the word 'Seat' and still have a correct word "

Ord

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)"

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

"

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!"

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea ..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea .."

North Cumbria mis-categorises teacakes in the same way

A round bread item is a barm round these parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea ..

North Cumbria mis-categorises teacakes in the same way

A round bread item is a barm round these parts

"

Teacakes here are made by Tunnocks ....chocolate covered biscuit & mallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea ..

North Cumbria mis-categorises teacakes in the same way

A round bread item is a barm round these parts

Teacakes here are made by Tunnocks ....chocolate covered biscuit & mallow "

agreed!!! tea cakes are made by Tunnocks!

now …. i bite the biscuit off the bottom, lick the cream out then eat the chocolate shell last!

yes i have issues

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Ah a similar one actually. I only found out last year that most toasters have a tray under them you can pull out to get rid of all the crumbs. I spent my whole life turning them upside down and banging them.

Kinky

Fancy being buttered up?

If anyone finds out I bang toasters then I'm toast! "

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Ewan McGregor the Actor has a brother in the RAF

When he's flying his call sign is Obi Two

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

95% of all metal watch straps, for men have the same folding loop clasps: whereas the womens' have a clasp that allows the bracelet to fold flat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea ..

North Cumbria mis-categorises teacakes in the same way

A round bread item is a barm round these parts

Teacakes here are made by Tunnocks ....chocolate covered biscuit & mallow

agreed!!! tea cakes are made by Tunnocks!

now …. i bite the biscuit off the bottom, lick the cream out then eat the chocolate shell last!

yes i have issues "

I nibble a little hole in the side then work my way through the mallow with my tongue til I can't reach anymore then just smash the rest in my mouth cookie monster style

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Name something that you only just found out which seems pretty obvious but not everyone knows.

For example a toasters settings is for how many minutes the bread stays in. Not a darkness scale.

(I knew this already btw)

Did you really know it already...with your profile name ! ..did you ..and your in Leeds where people eat chip teacakes ..

Teacakes have currants in! Do you mean a chip barm, or butty?!

In 't Yorkshire electric cables have currants in...

.

.teacakes have chips in ..or sausages..or jam...with a nice cup of Yorkshire tea ..

North Cumbria mis-categorises teacakes in the same way

A round bread item is a barm round these parts

Teacakes here are made by Tunnocks ....chocolate covered biscuit & mallow

agreed!!! tea cakes are made by Tunnocks!

now …. i bite the biscuit off the bottom, lick the cream out then eat the chocolate shell last!

yes i have issues

I nibble a little hole in the side then work my way through the mallow with my tongue til I can't reach anymore then just smash the rest in my mouth cookie monster style "

haha class!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So nice to see Toast being mentioned and no Ray bloody Purchase!

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By *ookingfun82Man  over a year ago

Enniskillen

Maybe not commonly known but just found out the longest land border a EU country had is with Brazil. French Guiana, in South America is part of France.

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