 |
By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.
Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday.
Knock a neighbour and ask to borrow an egg until you come home."
Hello. We've never spoke or smiled at each other. Can I have an egg...?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"You can probably buy just one scotch egg in the local supermarket, but I’m guessing you don’t want it already hard boiled
Haven't eaten one since I was 5."
Well there you go, time to revisit a childhood treat! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *..WillowCouple
over a year ago
East Lincs |
"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.
Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday.
Knock a neighbour and ask to borrow an egg until you come home.
Hello. We've never spoke or smiled at each other. Can I have an egg...? "
But 6 give 5 to your neighbour, could be the start of a marvellous friendship
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what do you want it for ?
Steak, chippie chips and egg"
You should have said what you had in when you posed your chippy chips Q... Now you're stuck ain't ya  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"what do you want it for ?
Steak, chippie chips and egg
You should have said what you had in when you posed your chippy chips Q... Now you're stuck ain't ya "
Steak eggs and chips all now quietly digesting... x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Where can I buy one egg? Just one.
Want one tonight but not buy six as I'm going on holiday Tuesday. "
Try the neighbour.. Or put on a foxes costume and go scrumping for eggs in those home hen houses |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I would recommend finding a pregnant chicken and scaring it.
If that's not possible, maybe ask on a local Facebook group if someone will egg your house and try to catch one with your hands when they arrive? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I would recommend finding a pregnant chicken and scaring it.
If that's not possible, maybe ask on a local Facebook group if someone will egg your house and try to catch one with your hands when they arrive? "
Good idea... Wait until Halloween and catch all the eggs you could need... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic