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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "
if cameron sees this post he will be round to hug you, he loves hugging hoodies  |
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"Its Monday you are meant to be resting after the weekend"
I did nothing over the weekend!! Other than be ill on Sunday! Proper lazy times at the moment. |
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" Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Sounds like you're already married  "
Without a husband though! |
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"Well there's nothing wrong with your figure, maybe it's your apparent (& potentially expensive) shoe fetish that's putting the guys off.
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Haha that fetish is paid for by me! Haha! No its probably the cold hearted bitchness that I give off that is putting guys off! |
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"Mrs Lincs is in her PJ's under a duvet watching the Royal Variety Performance.
I'm craving a good session but she's craving chocolate; that's marriage for you."
Tell Mrs Lincs that sex is much better than chocolate! Or put chocolate spread on your cock and she can have both!! |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life  |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life "
Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha |
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My mum bought me a new onesie last week and my son's arrived in the post today ..... yes, even the boys are wearing them now.
Currently I have a fox, a wolf and a bat in the house ..... they are all hooting with laughter at their outfits.
Wasn't so long ago they mocked me for wearing one.
I'm off to get into my leopard one shortly and laze on the chaise watching cookery programmes .......... least they don't have calories in.  |
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I offer free cuddles to any ladies that want to enjoy a bit of mutual warmth. All I ask in return is for us to both have a good laugh. Oh and you must be willing to travel to Sproutsville.... |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life
Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha"
I'm in a king-size bed in a comfortable work provided hotel raiding the tea tray - fair trade hot choc and ginger crunch bicuits - when I could be sat in a restaurant eating a three course dinner and drinking!  |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life
Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha
I'm in a king-size bed in a comfortable work provided hotel raiding the tea tray - fair trade hot choc and ginger crunch bicuits - when I could be sat in a restaurant eating a three course dinner and drinking! "
Room Service! |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life
Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha"
Jeeeez, no way. The Pringles are not for sharing!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie.
Me tooooo, this is why I love the single life
Erm yes but I wouldn't mind someone to share my blanket with! However they aren't sharing the Pringles that I just found lurking in the cupboard!! Haha
Jeeeez, no way. The Pringles are not for sharing!!! "
No they aren't! |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD."
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look   |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look "
Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!? |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look
Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?"
Rescued.....to my disgust!!! |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look
Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?
Rescued.....to my disgust!!! "
Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer? |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look
Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?
Rescued.....to my disgust!!!
Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer?"
Well he was the guy I went with...so yeah lol   |
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"I'm sunk so far into a furry beanbag sofa I may never make it out again, watching a DVD.
I got stuck in one in a swingers club.....floundering about with a wee dress, hold ups and heels on wasn't the best look
Haha I've got an amazing image now! Were you rescued by a chivalrous man or taken advantage off!?
Rescued.....to my disgust!!!
Haha! I love that we are disgusted that you weren't taken advantage of!! Did you reward your rescuer?
Well he was the guy I went with...so yeah lol "
Haha good good each good turn and all that! |
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"Firstly, this is supposed to be a light hearted post!
Its 6.45pm, I am a woman in my prime and yet I'm on the sofa under a blanket in my hoodie. "
Then you need to invite somebody to join you under blanket lol. |
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