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over a year ago
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"To wash your arse, OP. The premise couldn’t really be clearer to be fair!  Dan you have never used it surely  "
I don’t think I could contort myself into the correct position.
I have used that wet toilet paper though, like a wet wipe for your arse. Now THAT is a revelation, the inventor of that should get some form of Nobel prize!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Certain caffès in Portugal has bidet in ladies WC .
Very in hand I believe .
Yes to wash your bits n feet . A quick wash to feel comfortable
Ideal to rush out n no mess about with a shower .
You can always try was your bits in the sink and brush your teeth in the bidet same time .
U do what ever u like .
Is good to soak a t shirt with a hard stain n rinse before go in washing machine
U do whatever u like xx grow straberries …
When I came to London first time my reaction was :
What ? This lot don’t have a bidet ?
How do they do it ? That’s bollocks x x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you tripped over and squished your hand in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with tissues and carry on with your day?
Didn't think so.  "
You would analyse it :
Hmmm looks like shit ,
Hmmmm smells like shit ,
Hmmmmmmm tastes like shit
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There’s showers for your bumhole now
Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?
Who u talking too ?
Whoever made the post. Why?"
Was only joking messing about with the words ….
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"There’s showers for your bumhole now
Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?
Who u talking too ?
Whoever made the post. Why?
Was only joking messing about with the words ….
No worries mate. I remember when Italy played England and an Italian fan held up a placed that said “We have Bidet!”
Lol I think most of Europe and the world laughs at shitty English people who merely wipe and smudge shit up their backside.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How else are you meant to wash the sand off your feet on holiday?
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I jump in the sea in following morning
Everyday . Don’t need to wash at home
Swim til 11 pm , back for swim 7 am
Pointless have a wash at home
Is even pointless go home
Swim , dinner by the beach , pissed , wake up on sun rise have a swim . Bam nada boom done
No need hotels x |
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"There’s showers for your bumhole now
Is that some sort of “ meet now “ line ?
Who u talking too ?
Whoever made the post. Why?
Was only joking messing about with the words ….
No worries mate. I remember when Italy played England and an Italian fan held up a placed that said “We have Bidet!”
Lol I think most of Europe and the world laughs at shitty English people who merely wipe and smudge shit up their backside.
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Errrr u minger ….
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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago
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We love our electric toilet seat, has nozzles for front and back and has a fan to blow dry you after. Far better than a bidet. No need to turn on the bathroom light as you have an LED light to guide you. Look them up we got ours from eBay. |
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